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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Actually, sorry, I genuinely do think less of you if you’re still posting or sharing shit from X

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Imagine going to the bathroom and realizing you accidentally left the shock glove on.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This has to be a Pulitzer finalist. @gettyimages.com

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Guantanamo begs to differ, but sure Val

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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

What a no vote on Seattle's Prop 1 is a vote for, according to the Seattle Public Library Foundation. Imagine advocating for public libraries to be defunded at a time like this. Couldn't be me.

More than one-third of the Library's funding in 2027 (and beyond) would disappear. SPL would be forced into drastic budget reductions.
Library staff jobs would likely be lost. A quarter of the 600-plus positions at SPL, including one-third of all children's and teen librarians, are Levy-funded.
Branches might close or see significantly reduced hours due to staffing shortages. Free programs like Story Time, author events, and many others would likely be scaled down substantially.
Half of the budget for books and materials would be lost, significantly increasing hold times and decreasing the range of reading options, including the likely elimination of Peak Picks.
The City would be forced into a long and complex process to restore funding. Cuts are highly unlikely to be addressed in the regular budget process, given the City's revenue situation.
While another ballot measure could be brought forward and approved eventually, the Library and its patrons could feel these adverse budget impacts for a year or more.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm so sick of seeing accounts trying to convince people Sydney Sweeney should be in xmen, I'm just going to try and gaslight the bots into thinking she's already been cast as Leper Queen.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The holiday where we intentionally trigger Veterans PTSD to celebrate the country will never make sense to me 🤷‍♂️

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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 04/07/2026

The National Archives in the UK says it has discovered a vanishingly rare copy of the Declaration of Independence. The document was found by a volunteer reviewing the letters of an 18th-century Royal Navy captain, who had labeled it simply as "another paper."

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Technically, they’re Remains now.

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talk show ghost @talkshowghost.com · 23/06/2026

fun fact: they found the original digital master tapes of all the Reboot episodes that we previously only had in VHS quality, refurbished the extremely rare and expensive tape machines required to play the masters, and are currently uploading them to youtube for free in 1080p! youtu.be/inKdUICLmXY

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ReBoot - S01E01 - The Tearing (HD)

YouTube video by Mainframe Studios

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

So... what if we just let them take all the ivermectin they want this time around?

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 03/03/2026

the computer is NOT conscious. until you put googly eyes on it

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 23/02/2026

Here’s last night’s story about Twitter, how it went from bad to worse under Elon Musk, and the real reason why John won’t be tweeting in the future. Hint: it has something to do with his amazing feet. youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

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Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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Nerdist @nerdist.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

A new Kickstarter is here to make 4 new episodes of MST3K episodes.

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RiffTrax Guys Launch Kickstarter for New MST3K Episodes

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Nehls: I would like to quickly address the police officers from January 6th. And I can tell you that the fault does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with the US capitol leadership team. Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 16/12/2025

I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2025

The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves. The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

It finally happened. I met a flat earther that said people don't really go to Antarctica because 'they' would shot you on sight. Imagine their surprise when I pulled up my album of 4000 photos with geotagged coordinates.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Trump’s claim that he’s invading Democratic cities and militarily occupying them to “fight crime” is no different than Bush’s claim he was militarily occupying Iraq to “find WMD.” And much of the media is still mindlessly repeating the bullshit premise as if it’s real.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I was wondering why my anxiety was cranked up to 11 and then I realized I'd spent the last 3 days bingeing Severance.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Could really go for some boiled chicken slices and cheese product on wonderbread right about now

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

It’s an unimaginable amount of money. He could have bought two - maybe even three - Warhammer armies.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Hey assault with a deli weapon is serious. He could have hurt someone with that turkey club.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I'm always here for Cuomo dragging, but let's just take a moment to appreciate Adams at 7%.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Turns out winks and nods to eugenics are frowned upon by the general public.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Is it bad to kill innocent people? @nytimes.com isn't sure

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Sure the jets buzz the city for a week and scare the shit out of my dog, but I got a cool photo so 🤷‍♂️

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Musk has adjusted Grok’s algorithm so it’s now a neo-Nazi. Pretty cool that almost every progressive commentator, elected official and organization still uses Musk’s X algorithm to communicate with the public! Good job guys.

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

How are you in Provincetown for July 4 and tagging your profile "discreet/DL"? 🙃

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

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Chris Sommerfeldt @c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

The scene at Andrew Cuomo's election night party, held in a very cavernous space on the fourth floor of the Carpenters Union Hall. There's a bar serving beer and wine ("donation-based") and a stage set up for an eventual speech. Polls close at 9 p.m.

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/06/2025

this is such a good representation of American Christianity

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

New: theonion.com/protesters-u...

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

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Sykes @jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I'm catching up on Krakoa and Dakken/Prodigy flirting is peak

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

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Zappit @zappit.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

You all said Mr. President would fully shit his pants but he only shit 3/4 of his pants. You all look pretty stupid now, don’t you?

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

remember when Senate Democrats insisted they couldn't just ignore the parliamentarian? Well the Republicans are about to do that

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Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

The old republican party tried to classify ketchup as a vegetable to cut school lunches for kids. The old republican party thought it was funny that gay men were dying of aids. The old republican party tortured innocent iraqis. The old republican party gutted the voting rights act.

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