Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 4hSticking a @ptklein.com close friends pic onto this template 2341
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuJoe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 22hHe looks like he's trying to ensure the future of the Weyland Yutani corporation. bsky.app/profile/arto... 2403
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026www.instagram.com/reel/DdpqiQU... most important thing ever postedinstagram.compaulartsmith on Instagram: "World stop at Joe’s Pub!!#CristinMilioti #FleetwoodMac #StevieNicksView all 266 comments"World stop at Joe’s Pub!!#CristinMilioti #FleetwoodMac #StevieNicks 021
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Brooklyn is bizarre bc it’s like “oh a hot guy wants to pet my dog” and then that hot guy is tyler posey 0210
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026who wanna come over and watch The Handmaiden 191
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I spent a lot of time managing a peer sexual assault hotline in college and….yeah…don’t fucking call campus police 082
Reposted by Monstro Elisabethshu💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Please share. #Pinks 321475676
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Rage posting about susan sarandon in 2026 should result in in-patient mental health care 180
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026gonna watch laura linney massacre some apes with a laser this morning 2120
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rahm Emanuel, who has about a good a chance of being president as I do, has been profiled like 9 times in the last couple months in major newspapers. It really shows you how profoundly out of touch the people are that drive much of our national political discourse. 1252591395
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?" 8189102556
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026CAST NANCY MACE AS FENRIS IN AN XMEN MOVIE 260
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026american horror story, in which tig notaro plays the bitchy teacher at a clown academy 080
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026to me being neutral on outright assassination is the funniest option "eh i could take it or leave it" 1337012
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Evelyn Normielib is officially the median Democrat 29757101
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“COME WITH ME TO RAISE TWENTY SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR LGBTQ ENTREPRENEURS” i scream as i fall from a tall cliff and hurtle toward the jagged rocks below 0101
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*this is a sub-epistle* 101037166
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Im makin a motherfucking seafood lasagne tonight i dont CARE 190
Reposted by Monstro Elisabethshupixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life 553280366
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136402889
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026CARRIE COON GOT CAST IN THE REBECCA FERGUSON GRETA LEE LESBIAN ROMCOM?!!!!?! 2100
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Our hhs secretary has told me if i dont eat sauerkraut and rare steak for every meal i will grow a vagina 0161
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026God speed Brian Bengs 17812
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Kevin Carnell’s Instagram…i go to this place for magic 230
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuLauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today 24637104
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuRyan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He has a bachelor’s degree in economics 2514814
Reposted by Monstro Elisabethshuhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112051903
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Breaking up with a therapist is honestly fun and sexy and exciting 070
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is a great review and im excited for one of my top 5 ladies to get another oscar run 060
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026She’s an Emmy winner!!! 496330777
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 15/09/2026Attempting to frame these bigots like they’re brave pragmatists breaking from some kind of stalwart trans-affirming norm is the type of enormous lie where the ground should open up to pneumatic-tube you directly to hell. 81157273
Reposted by Monstro ElisabethshuAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026married boomer men on their way to the dms of an ai generated ig model 749236
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hi! If you see people being publicly transphobic you have a moral obligation to tell that person they’re shitty and bad 0184
Monstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026my husband woke me up at 5 am because he thrashed around in his sleep and knocked a wine glass off of his nightstand. will he apologize or will I be single and/or incarcerated today? excited to find out!!!! 3190
Reposted by Monstro Elisabethshuinthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 12/09/2026oh fuck you ben shelton, go golf with vivek some more 2132
