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Jon Berg

@jonjberg.bsky.social
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Software dev, Hawkeye fan.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
REECE VANDER FUCKING ZEE!!
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im sorry put kirk ferentz in a home for that idc
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently, I was the only one who liked "You're the Worst"?
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Call the Hawkeyes Brazzers because they really took it to Stepsis.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How do you hold a pencil? My wife and I hold a pencil like the first picture, but my kids all hold one like the second picture.
A hand holding an unsharpened yellow pencil with thumb, index finger, and middle finger.A hand holding an unsharpened yellow pencil with thumb, middle finger, and ring finger.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Woo boy, that sucked assigami.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why the fuck are they sending Hank Brown out again? This is fucking stupid.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wonder if Dante Moore still wishes he wasn't a Raider.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bitch, I live in Iowa, I read the news, and I vote. I can see gas prices going up and grocery prices increasing. You own this, you vile piece of shit.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This asshole doesn't work for us. He's working for whoever pays for his lifestyle. Flush this turd.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Ah fuck, I could be fishing right now..."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Trump went to his wig guy and said, "Give me the Robert Redford."
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A real life Scott's Tots but somehow even more horrible.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Important information has come to light. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social maps.app.goo.gl/X7i8YhYNCA6w...
Map of Batman, Türkiye.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 28/07/2026
Oh my god Trump crapped everywhere at Lindsey’s big sendoff to Hell. The media won’t tell you this but there it is. Absolutely disgusting display from the commander in chief.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did that World Cup halftime show actually happen or did my kids slip something into my drink? That was so fucking random. I was crying laughing when the Muppets were on the screen, like WTF?
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Gods and Generals (2003) What it lacked in entertainment, it made up for in sheer length (3h 39 minutes with a fucking intermission). My friend who dragged me to it wanted to leave at intermission and I was like, no, we paid for the ticket, we're finishing the ride.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
She thinks you’re fucking idiots, Iowa.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fill your garage with Hogwater.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Adam Silver meme: 
Get ready to learn Farsi buddy
Donald Trump to farmers
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I should call her...
Northern Hogsucker
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tonight, we bangaranga!
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Julius Erving Sixers Iconic Play
ALT: Julius Erving Sixers Iconic Play
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
S1:E8 of The Pitt is an hour of emotional terrorism for parents.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The kids are alright. (IG: itsjonklertime)
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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317. edsbscharitybowl.com
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a picture of a fireworks display taken by courtesy of courtesy.tumblr.com
Alt: the biggest most beautiful golden fireworks explosion you've ever seen
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hi, it’s me, saying thank you (part one)
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
When the universe speaks, you listen, ok? And when the universe sends Kirk Ferentz another 6-4, you must respond in kind. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
$164 donation to New American Pathways on behalf of Iowa

"Welcome to big boy football, Kirk Ferentz.
$25 for each of the 4 wins vacated in 2023 for croot tampering (for Cade McNamara, lmao).
$64 because Ferentz's record for 2023 is now 6-4 and I don't ignore signs from the universe."Thanks, Jonathan!
You card ending in <---> has been billed $168.36.

Picture of half shaved bear in overalls and glasses about to ask you if you come to this bar often.
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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
we're hearing you've agreed to a goal extension. edsbscharitybowl.com
EXTENDED 
underneath the new goal of 1.5 mil
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Happy charity bowl!!!!! www.edsbscharitybowl.com
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 20/04/2026
For the #CharitibundiBowl this year, I have forewent my usual $55.24 donation and opted instead for one dollar for every point scored by Brian Ferentz's 2023 Iowa offense, after having four games removed because of illegal tampering to get the QB tasked with running Brian Ferentz's 2023 Iowa offense
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
y'all don't make me regret this
RAISED SO FAR: $0
OUR GOAL: $1,000,000
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Must have been hard to play with a triangular football: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangu...
en.wikipedia.org
Triangular Football League - Wikipedia
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026
your grandparents voting for reagan
Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 27/03/2026
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a football player with the number 3 on his jersey runs on the field
ALT: a football player with the number 3 on his jersey runs on the field
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 27/03/2026
You know, it was a great game, and it's a shame that Nebraska had to lose because they didn't know how to count to five. I think we should commend the Cornhuskers on a great seas--
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a man is holding a glass of wine in his hand and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is holding a glass of wine in his hand and making a funny face .
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 27/03/2026
Iowa is beating Nebraska in the Sweet Sixteen because NEBRASKA COULDN'T COUNT TO FIVE
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a netflix advertisement shows a woman hugging another woman and says " this is the greatest moment of my entire life "
ALT: a netflix advertisement shows a woman hugging another woman and says " this is the greatest moment of my entire life "
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Love that the roided up Florida fan has to get a Houston or Illinois jersey that fits over his arms on short notice now.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Let's go Hawks, baby!!
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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a scooby doo cartoon with a scared dog behind scooby
Alt: Scooby Doo gang looking horrified as it pans to Fred smiling and it says, that's my fetish.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I used to pray for times like this
The last two coaches to take Iowa to the Sweet Sixteen.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I'd love to see @laurarbelin.bsky.social ask the governor at her next press availability on the 32nd of Never why she felt the need to pose for a photo op at a time like that.
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
How I deal with the time change
The "That's my secret Cap" meme, but it says I'm always sleep deprived instead and the final image is a comic image of Hulk laying face down in a grassy field saying, "Hulk will sleep now, and maybe when hulk wakes up everything that has made Hulk tired with be changed!"
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/02/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Lollllll get fucked
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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
U S A! U S A!
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