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Jon Berg

@jonjberg.bsky.social

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Software dev, Hawkeye fan.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 17h

I need to know which up-and-comers you're hating now so I can be ahead of the curve.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 17h

sequel for One Battle After Another just dropped

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 17h

gonna mark Saturday on my calendar as a day more likely for It to happen.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 19h

better be careful because he might backtrace it. consequences will never be the same.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 20h

that man will love breeding for perfects

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When Jared Polis shows up on the boards of a bunch of Silicon Valley companies after his term is up, it'll all make sense.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026

"Seven former Cornell students are accused of sexually assaulting another student who says she was incapacitated. Messages allegedly inviting other frat members were sent to a group chat during the assault. Everyone is talking about the seven. I keep thinking about the others." buff.ly/z7yWbR2

An Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student

“Seven former Cornell students are accused in a civil lawsuit of sexually assaulting another Cornell student who says she was incapacitated. Messages alleged...

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was the auctioneer for my friend's auction draft, and everyone in the league had an AI agent telling them who to draft. I thought it was dumb, but whatever, I'm just here for the free beer and food.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Normally, someone like Danni would get saved by someone else doing something spectacularly awful so they could keep the person with the strange personality around for a couple weeks, but her cookies must have been dreadful.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

100th St exit is new and rarely used so I doubt traffic would be a real problem. I can understand if they're concerned about proximity to residential areas.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Different Tim Curry performance for me. When he grabs that kid from the sewer as Pennywise in the beginning of It, I ran right to my bedroom and locked the door.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hard to win the West when it doesn't exist anymore.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fuck Hank, ready for Heck

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

HOSE MAD?

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Iowa fan here. Watched them give Indiana all they could handle last week. Should be ranked imo.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We've replaced the Penn State defense with Iowa State's. Let's see if anyone notices.

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Chris Farley's Reaction

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

go (away) birds

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

gonna be that guy, but you have a typo on the shirt in your footnote -- it says "how may letters" but should be "how many letters"

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

mobile suit goldy when?

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

NC State: Don't fumble this opportunity!

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know it's gonna be garbage, but damn it, I love garbage.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

newsnation is centrist fence-sitting slop.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you need shame to be embarrassed, unfortunately.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can't wait until a certain large wet president's grave becomes the #1 open air unisex restroom.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Josh Turek, dinosaur hunter

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

damn this dew heavy as fuck

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that's a child. a really dumb one, but a child nonetheless.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Laughing because my wife's uncle Bob lives in Orland Park and is probably one of them, but he's a building inspector.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

vibe check: v stinky

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lol Bears just got Eagles to jump on 4th down

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Appreciate you ranking Iowa first right before Jeremiah Smith condemns it to the phantom zone next week.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not sure Allen Iverson would do it, but it's worth a shot.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The masses dream of being Hot Rod.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My dad was in the army, farm boy strong, and not afraid to fight dirty. I'm white collar through and through. I don't think so.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

mfw trying to eat a double meat meatball sub

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Clumsy Pressure Washer Fail

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This was me with the Packers after week 1. Now my Sundays are my own.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I literally said to my wife, "91 yards? This is never happening."

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do it, you cowards!

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

IO-

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Orks WAAAGH! Warhammer 40K Battle

ALT: Orks WAAAGH! Warhammer 40K Battle

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Having no eyes enhances the Iowa football viewing experience.

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank you Baal for all your glorious works.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

REECE VANDER FUCKING ZEE!!

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

im sorry put kirk ferentz in a home for that idc

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm so tired of this shit

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Threw it right at Moulton's feet

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

heh heh heh oh no

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Tom's Headache: Pills and Pain

ALT: Tom's Headache: Pills and Pain

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am very close to fedposting over this.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is it worth having to sit through at least 2 quarters of Iowa football tho?

Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The older dude in front is just disgusted with this shit, as he should be.

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Jon Berg @jonjberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Raise taxes on rich people and corporations. I'm happy to pay my taxes to keep society running. They need to pitch in too.