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@jonesthesteam72.bsky.social
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New York, London, Paris, Munich Everybody talk about pop muzik Shoobie, doobie, do wop Pop, pop, shoo wop Actually Southerner living in Lancashire, formally of West Yorkshire

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CJ @jonesthesteam72.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#wakeuptomoney @felicityhannah.bsky.social I imagine your podcast production after the daily show is automated but it's honestly incredibly poorly QAd. Skipping and repeating parts is very commonplace tbh
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This image is quite small, but I've typed up the whole thing in alt text
There's an image of a pink gloop coming out of a nozzle into a bowl, and it is overflowing

Underneath there is text:

"Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It's what all fast food chicken is made from - things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve - bones, eyes, guts and all and it comes out looking like this. 

There's more - because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross it will be reflavoured artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial colour.

But hey at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!"

Two comments underneath:

'oh my god'

'bitch that's the tubby custard machine'

Underneath there is an image of Tellytubby Po with the Tubby Custard machine, which is clearly the same 'machine' as the first image
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CJ @jonesthesteam72.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I'll ask here in case I missed it. My wimblywombly sponsorship on YouTube has been paused? Is this a temporary thing? An issue with funding a player/squad or something else due to your time availability?
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CJ @jonesthesteam72.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
@felicityhannah.bsky.social #wakeuptomoney What rules for holding cash in a S&S isa from 2027? My current shares isa allows me to hold cash and pay interest on the money held in cash. Will this also change?
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 24/10/2025
REFORM 2025 LTD Previously: REFORM UK PARTY LIMITED 18 May 2021 - 16 May 2025 THE BREXIT PARTY LIMITED 23 Nov 2018 - 18 May 2021
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I see Nigel Farage is back to claiming he "predicted" the war between Russia and Ukraine in the EU Parliament, when in fact he spoke AFTER the annexation of Crimea, to defend Russia and claim it was all the EU's fault. I did a full fact-check, with clips, here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/f...
podcasts.apple.com
Fact Check: Nigel Farage on Ukraine and Putin
Podcast Episode · Quiet Riot · S1, E9 Bonus · 12m
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.
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Martonnax at 99.8% Restoration @rakshasa.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
How fucking embarrassing is it for the entire political establishment that they're being outflanked on the left by MICHAEL FUCKING HESSELTINE
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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CJ @jonesthesteam72.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@moonyriot.dftba.social I happened upon episode 326 of DJ&H and I was wondering how your allergist is?
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Emily Young @eayoung.net · 10/09/2025
hey siri how do I stop living in interesting times
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 23/09/2025
I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
👀 bsky.app/profile/purp...
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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Fat, hairy, wants to hibernate all year round, will demolish any unattended picnic in minutes. Finally, an awareness week I can fully identify with. www.bbc.com/newsround/ar...
bbc.com
Fat Bear Week 2025: When does the competition start?
The annual contest which celebrates big, beautiful bears is held in Alaska's Katmai National Park. But who will emerge victorious in the year's competition?
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
We need to be very clear about this. Rising Christian nationalism is a threat to us all. humanists.uk/2025/09/17/r...
humanists.uk
Rising Christian nationalism: a threat to us all
Scenes on Saturday of Christian preachers denouncing ‘Secular Humanism’ from the main stage of Tommy Robinson’s radical right Unite the Kingdom rally in London may have been surprising to see on the s...
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CJ @jonesthesteam72.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
#wakeuptomoney The interview with the podcast ceo shows how deluded the whole business is rn
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
"Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency, but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given that he already owns other properties."
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This might be important to some people
NHS
Northumbria Healthcare
NHS Foundation Trust
Government Emergency Alerts
and Domestic Abuse
On the 7 September 2025 at 3pm, the government will be testing
the emergency alert system to activate phones and tablets with a
loud alert. If you have one hidden from an abusive partner, switch
it off.
It will alert even if it's on silent or disconnected
from data and wifi.
How to opt out of emergency alerts:
!
Android
· Open the settings app
· Search 'emergency alerts'
· Select emergency alerts and from here you
can turn them off
. Tap the toggles on the right. If they are grey,
this means they are switched off.
iPhone
· Open the settings app
· Tap on notifications
. Scroll to the bottom of the page. There'll be an emergency alert section
. Tap the toggles on the right. If they are grey, this means they are
switched off
@northumbrianhs
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Babe, new candidate for "most unfathomable spatial comparison" just dropped.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Hey, Sky News! Hey, BBC! See how easy it is?
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Capucine @capucinep.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
#TwoForTuesday #Anti-Stress #Cuteness for you! Mother Bear protecting her young cub 🐻 #TwosDay #WildlifePhotography #NaturePhotography #Bears #BearLove #NatureMoments #Motherhood
Mother Bear standing protectively over her young cub
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I tell you, the first sign of autumn is that I'm extremely tired and fall asleep after my alarm has gone off
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Rascal: Mother Of Hogs 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 🦔 @badrascal.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.
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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
A little reminder for everyone, particularly our friends in the Labour government:
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
***no one is safe until we all are***
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Chris Grey @chrisgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This is just getting ridiculous. Nothing that has happened (or is reported below the headline to have happened) this weekend remotely justifies talk of an explosion or mass protests. The media are confecting a crisis, and, in some sections of it, hoping to provoke one. 1/3
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I genuinely do NOT understand the idiocy of having Putin proxies on TV News, like Sergei Markov just now screaming Russian propaganda on Sky News for ten minutes. We are at war with Russia. When before has UK media ever platformed enemy states who attack our allies and poison people in our streets?
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 08/08/2025
Apparently you can't just record yourself screaming as a description, so I have relunctantly written some actual words about the problems we're facing as a rescue
gofundme.com
Donate to Help! Everything is terrible and we are drowning, organized by Holly Brockwell
Hello! I'm Holly-the-Perpetually-Exhausted, owner of Holly's Merry Mo… Holly Brockwell needs your support for Help! Everything is terrible and we are drowning
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Pointing out the objective reality of FPTP and drawing extremely obvious conclusions isn’t scaremongering. All it’ll result in at the next GE is a Reform win. Good luck having any rights whatsoever, let alone voter reform, if that happens.
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Totally normal reaction to me dispassionately pointing out reality. People wrongly assume I’m defending Labour. I’m no longer a member due to the Blue Labour bullshit and punitive policy. I get people want change, this just won’t be how you get it. But I’d choose any party over literal fascists.
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Renee 💙 @lupuswarrior69.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
🚨🚨 This!!!! 🚨🚨
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
So she is admitting that you can actually identify as something other than what you were assigned at birth?
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Sarah @moonyriot.dftba.social · 01/08/2025
Ya know we really should be playing august at the end of August
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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
AUGUST IS A SEPTEMBER 1ST SONG🗣️
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CJ @jonesthesteam72.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Just a reminder, although it should go without saying, fuck the sun!
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CJ @jonesthesteam72.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Who can we get on the case? Calling Perry Mason
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This is an uninterrupted minute of Maruay the rescued tiger with his beloved ball..🥰😇 #bluesky
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Very nice system politicians have set up for themselves - they've pretty much banned other public sector workers from accepting gifts or money, in case that might have undue influence But it's fine for them
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Freddy Noriega @elfredderino.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
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CJ @jonesthesteam72.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
#wakeuptomoney Solve personal allowance and basic rate income tax issue at a stroke but would need to be done in a way that could be spun as a tax cut for the lowest earners under £30k & remove more pensioners Increase PA to £15k, basic rate income tax to 23% Slight net tax increase by my calcs
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Complaining about the worst little weirdos on earth being horrible on X when you're still posting on there is like rummaging through someone's bins and griping about getting bin juice on your hands
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Shane Phillips 🏳️‍⚧️ @shanephillips.northsky.social · 13/07/2025
No notes needed...
A screenshot of a Twitter post from @diLambo with the following text:

"A British guide to...

Terrorism:
-Picking up a flag
-Putting paint on a warplane

Not terrorism:
-Executing 200 journalists
-Murdering 30,000 kids
-Bombing 37 hospitals
-Allowing babies decompose in ICU beds
-Starving 2 million people
-Shoot people queuing for flour"
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Dear Hank and John @dearhankandjohn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Ep. 415: Bombarded by Space Frogs is now available wherever you get your podcasts!
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
"We are very sorry about your cancer diagnosis, but you should have thought of that 20 years ago, when you decided to marry a Danish man."
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 03/07/2025
We have to keep the fact that this man is a monster out there because there is a lot going on. Fuck that guy.
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lee @leehtml.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
it never stops sucking so bad that working out makes me feel better
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
“Porky” is a really fucked up thing for couple of pig parents to name their pig child.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i love a feel-good story
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