Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 23hgiven her gaff at Balmoral probably had at least one telly, there's a greater than zero chance Her Maj kicked back with a Midori and lemonade to watch Frank Gilfeather introduce Dundee Rotarians versus Kintore Horticultural Society. 100
Reposted by Jonathan MackieRobin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...heraldscotland.comMisogyny killed Monica many years before she diedWhen poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ... 27735351
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s Cumnock vs Auchinleck Talbot and it’s after the watershed, we know what we’re getting mate. 010
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Few things finer than some guy in the crowd bellowing the word “fuckin” loudly and a few seconds later the commentator getting prompted to apologise to the viewers. 110
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All these AI guys are basically rip offs of this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis... 000
Reposted by Jonathan Mackiedepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 4852881254
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026John Hammond, lunatic owner of Jurassic Park, played in the film by Englishman Richard Attenborough, given a Scottish accent for no reason other than what we assume must be Steven Spielberg's hatred of Forres Mechanics and Viv Lumsden. 000
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My wife can attest to her growing displeasure at my accompanying her to maternity scans through both pregnancies with a soundtrack of me going: "Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?" "The Ultrasound guy" Reader, I fought that urge but never won the battle. 021
Reposted by Jonathan MackieDirk Maggs @dirkmaggs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026From The Times obit for Esther Rantzen. Nothing against Ms Rantzen but us dogsbodies trained for 9 months to “do the chores” and would like to see the obit writer survive “Red Light Fever” and operate the panel in a busy studio live on air or create believable sound effects for a convincing drama. 1517236
Reposted by Jonathan MackieWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation 1161908291
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you would like a fallout monitoring bunker in Aberdeenshire, I have some good news www.futurepropertyauctions.co.uk/property_det...futurepropertyauctions.co.ukAuction Details - Royal Corps Observer Bunker, Alford - GUIDE PRICE £0Property Schedule 001
Reposted by Jonathan MackieAlan Kinsella @electionlit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did Israel have a shot on target tonight or is that only for when they're gleefully shooting Palestinian kids? 0258
Reposted by Jonathan MackieThe TV Room @thetvroom.com · 27/09/2026🟫 We're saddened to learn of the death of broadcast historian and former STV and BBC Scotland TV announcer, Tony Currie. Tony died on 26th September at his home on the Isle of Lismore. 0155
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not desperate clickbait at all (it was an exercise) 031
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026File alongside “THERE’S A LOT OF GLASGOWING ON” *shudders* 010
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you see it in isolation like this it’s a really good font but having every single thing in early 90s Glasgow written like this has killed its appeal. 140
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The first photo, posted 8 years ago, was on my FB memories tonight. I replied tonight to a comment as it made a prediction about the wean which I confirmed. That reply brought the original post into people’s timelines again. I have been forced to post the clarification in photo 2. 021
Reposted by Jonathan MackieThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174903324
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026proud and delighted to see AI, which is about to kill us all, can't even avoid completely fucking up Scots words 000
Reposted by Jonathan MackieDom White @domw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can’t get over how much this looks like something Chris Morris would’ve done on the Day Today. 39916
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Normally you would say filming yourself knifing an inflatable boat with someone in it was completely fucking stupid but given the polis have shown little sign of enforcing the law when it comes to neo-Nazis, it makes complete sense. 000
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m just thankful it wasn’t “Mr Custard the clown” 020
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this site may be somewhat deranged sometimes, however it also often delivers the goods: 010
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Reform MSPs right now all sitting in the local Wetherspoons getting shitfaced on Buzzballz and scrumpy, muttering about "incomers" 000
Reposted by Jonathan MackieC🎃s! @algernonentity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026idly reading about the rutherglen pigeon war 112459
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This kinda sums up SLab and why they are where they are, big day announcing their shiny new leader, a new era dawning and all that jazz, no news on their own site about it and every one of the last 8 articles going back to July are just trying to kick the SNP. 044
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026KBed Arab Strap tickets for the Barras next month cause I’m at Center Parcs that weekend. I feel age has changed me slightly. 000
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just two days until the contest that has gripped the nation has its final result, at last something else will take up the front pages. 030
Reposted by Jonathan MackieProf. Ian Walker @ianwalker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Good article by @georgemonbiot.bsky.social on widespread acceptance - including by the police - of antisocial driving. Lovely to see a link to our recent motonormativity paper in here too www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comDriving that’s too fast, too dangerous and utterly lawless: why do we tolerate this petro-masculinity? | George MonbiotIn towns and in the countryside, I see 4x4s and pick up trucks driven without care or consicence. It’s a Magafication of transport, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot 922991
Reposted by Jonathan MackieNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 181140936478
Reposted by Jonathan MackieMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6247031593
Reposted by Jonathan MackiePumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope... 7637711271
Reposted by Jonathan MackieLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remake of Went The Day Well set in Piddington. They welcome the Nazis and shoot Thora Hird. 212632
Reposted by Jonathan Mackie__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fucking love this. And if it happened now, Bill Drummond would be murdered by security 2247
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(I should clarify my son was the shitting machine, not his childcare worker) 130
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A despicable creature. One of the wee fellas workers at nursery is a guy and has been since he was a mini shitting machine, and the wee guy loves him to bits. This piece of trash can fucking ram it. 160
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026something incredibly funny about the calton books guy hitting out with the poppy stuff and the fash dweeb sounding genuinely hurt, what a snowflake. 000
Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026just been held to the ground and given a perm by a band of unlicensed hairdressers, thank goodness the Liberal Democrats are on the case 013
Reposted by Jonathan MackieJoe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 14/09/2026Close To You on the wireless. youtu.be/aXcKYHYIWrYyoutu.beJohn Sparkes - Close To YouYouTube video by Colin Hanson 1196
