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Jonathan Mackie

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Some guy. www.last.fm/user/lambieisgod

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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 5h
If you would like a fallout monitoring bunker in Aberdeenshire, I have some good news www.futurepropertyauctions.co.uk/property_det...
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Auction Details -  Royal Corps Observer Bunker, Alford - GUIDE PRICE £0
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Alan Kinsella @electionlit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did Israel have a shot on target tonight or is that only for when they're gleefully shooting Palestinian kids?
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The TV Room @thetvroom.com · 27/09/2026
🟫 We're saddened to learn of the death of broadcast historian and former STV and BBC Scotland TV announcer, Tony Currie. Tony died on 26th September at his home on the Isle of Lismore.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not desperate clickbait at all (it was an exercise)
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you see it in isolation like this it’s a really good font but having every single thing in early 90s Glasgow written like this has killed its appeal.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pantou the Dog, but real.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first photo, posted 8 years ago, was on my FB memories tonight. I replied tonight to a comment as it made a prediction about the wean which I confirmed. That reply brought the original post into people’s timelines again. I have been forced to post the clarification in photo 2.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
proud and delighted to see AI, which is about to kill us all, can't even avoid completely fucking up Scots words
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Dom White @domw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t get over how much this looks like something Chris Morris would’ve done on the Day Today.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Normally you would say filming yourself knifing an inflatable boat with someone in it was completely fucking stupid but given the polis have shown little sign of enforcing the law when it comes to neo-Nazis, it makes complete sense.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this site may be somewhat deranged sometimes, however it also often delivers the goods:
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reform MSPs right now all sitting in the local Wetherspoons getting shitfaced on Buzzballz and scrumpy, muttering about "incomers"
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Cos! @algernonentity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
idly reading about the rutherglen pigeon war
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This kinda sums up SLab and why they are where they are, big day announcing their shiny new leader, a new era dawning and all that jazz, no news on their own site about it and every one of the last 8 articles going back to July are just trying to kick the SNP.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
massive disrespect
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
KBed Arab Strap tickets for the Barras next month cause I’m at Center Parcs that weekend. I feel age has changed me slightly.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just two days until the contest that has gripped the nation has its final result, at last something else will take up the front pages.
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Prof. Ian Walker @ianwalker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good article by @georgemonbiot.bsky.social on widespread acceptance - including by the police - of antisocial driving. Lovely to see a link to our recent motonormativity paper in here too www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Driving that’s too fast, too dangerous and utterly lawless: why do we tolerate this petro-masculinity? | George Monbiot
In towns and in the countryside, I see 4x4s and pick up trucks driven without care or consicence. It’s a Magafication of transport, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remake of Went The Day Well set in Piddington. They welcome the Nazis and shoot Thora Hird.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fucking love this. And if it happened now, Bill Drummond would be murdered by security
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A despicable creature. One of the wee fellas workers at nursery is a guy and has been since he was a mini shitting machine, and the wee guy loves him to bits. This piece of trash can fucking ram it.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cat Fuckers for the American Way
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
something incredibly funny about the calton books guy hitting out with the poppy stuff and the fash dweeb sounding genuinely hurt, what a snowflake.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just been held to the ground and given a perm by a band of unlicensed hairdressers, thank goodness the Liberal Democrats are on the case
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Close To You on the wireless. youtu.be/aXcKYHYIWrY
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John Sparkes - Close To You
YouTube video by Colin Hanson
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Eddie Mair @eddiemair.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Proddy the Pigeon
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tiocfaidh MA-GA
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UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just perfection. You will not see any better bit of broadcasting this century.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I chapped the door of someone who was planning to vote for this droog in May, tragically I somehow forgot to tell her she was no longer in the Glasgow Region and therefore unable to do so.
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Muppets ARE the premise! Get a celeb to sing a song, fall off a ladder, kiss Miss Piggy, and that’s your format. Do that 12 times. You’re welcome
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Many many years ago I was on University Challenge and Paxman was a proper good guy, sitting in the green room knocking back tins of Boddies with us. I bet this guy pops his head in then fucks off sharpish.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Another bit of critical transport infrastructure gubbed after a number of incidents crippling rail services over recent weeks? All just a bit of Jungian synchronicity, no pattern to investigate in the slightest. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...
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Flight delays and cancellations at number of UK airports due to air traffic control issue
Air traffic controller Nats says an issue with its "flight processing system" is causing flight disruption across UK airports, adding that "recovery will take some time".
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s because they are cunts.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
None of the bylines on the Joani Reid story are political hacks 🤔
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is how the polis in England operate, they watch a video with some dick hitting a woman with a metal crutch and just sit there waiting for the phone to ring?
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m not 100% but I reckon it’s Bruce Ninesquares (Pixelton East & Dunpumpin).
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was in at least my mid-20s when I connected the text “hyperbole” with the spoken word “high-per-boh-lee”, clearly I am thick as mince.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Petition to wind up that American suing Hebridean community cafes by continually complimenting her mum/auntie’s acting opposite Alan Alda.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Absolutely fuck all will happen to Farage and Reform 2025 Ltd.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Anyway, my commiserations to the junior caseworker who was due to start their job in his office *next week*: www.w4mpjobs.org/JobDetails.a...
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w4mp | The site for everyone working for an MP
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
from which, via the End Of Part One sketch Mr & Mr & Mrs, came my pfp youtu.be/5onFobXJHps?...
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Man attempts to acquire replacement rug after urination incident.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Genuinely one of the most sinister facebook ads I've seen. "Grandchild Lucas" indeed.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I thought they were meant to get a punishment? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Stadium closures for Old Firm after fan disorder
Celtic and Rangers are ordered to play their next home Scottish Cup ties behind closed doors after fan disorder last season.
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Jonathan Mackie @jonathanmackie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Over 14 Banter Years cannot be stopped
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