iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

When I hit 7K on here I’ll post my Magic the Gathering decks (about as sexy/vulnerable as posting hole).

johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I know a lot of SV AI types, and this is exactly correct. They created a machine that specifically makes their own jobs redundant, and decided that instead of accepting that change, they need to prove the machine can destroy every other job too. They're seeing dinosaurs in the mirror and panicking

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Tried out the new government chat gpt and all it said was that I shouldn't have a mouth and that I ought to scream more

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Really dirty cosmic joke that eggs specifically are gonna cost a million dollars

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Me translating gen alpha brainrot for my parents

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Hey while ChatGPT is down you can just text me and I'll write whatever sort of shit you want me to write. I can even keep in the cussing and sex words. 3 bucks a pop.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

Back in my day, if you’d tried to order an "oat milk" at your local cafe, why, you'd surely have been run out of town on a rail! Nowadays, though, I find it impossible to feel joy, excitement, contentment or absolutely anything at all, really.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Grimes acts the way people jokingly pretend Björk acts

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I mix up it word anagram and acronym all the time and it makes the world full of these interminable riddles

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Heard there are going to be interesting times. Exciting! Love interesting things.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Guy who pretends to be asleep and then screams when people give him a dollar: tossing those classifieds into the bin and hopping back in bed

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

1,000,000 weed themed mug dropshippers breathe a sigh of relief

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

How do you lose at checkers against the world's dumbest farm animal man twice in one week

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

had to dig this one up

tweet from me when i was on twitter in 2019:

taxonomy of usernames:
persons real name - very boring person
a sort of pun about their job/interest - basically fine
two words and a conjunction like SpecterOfReason - this person is a nazi
a word that you can pronounce but is weird like bonnnt - now we're getting somewhere

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Last of the Red Hot Tabletop Cloggers @veteranshill.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Giving the Chinese any control over people's private data would infringe on the rights of American tech oligarchs to scrape, manipulate and profit off people's private data.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Looks like he took a beat to remember where rain comes from and he realized he did not know

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

The bluemagas and the sexbots are feuding over the hunting lands south of the dell. Sending in the knights.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Only thing I see missing from the grocery conversation is that you can totally be lazy and broke at the same time. Like I got depression too dog I just eat a lot of turkey sandwiches

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I will NOT block my 107 bot followers. They are my serfs and they farm my lands for barley

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Golf sucks because the worse you are at it the longer you have to do it. It's like 3rd grade =(

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Whenever I block people I shout Bang! Like I'm playing cops and robbers

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

When they build all the AI data centers they should have to label each bit with what it's being used for. This acre of computers is a bunch of Gokus you can have sex with.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

"Adrian Dittmann, Kekius Maximus, that one account he pretended to be a toddler" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Someone screwed up making a bot and now the robots all follow me in pairs of white women with the same first name

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I SUPPORT the most successful Bluesky accounts like that of actor Richard Kind! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Richard Kind telling symmetrical accounts to fuck off!

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

My new years resolution is to finally collect those 120 question mark shaped trophies that the Riddler hid in places i tend to be

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Always assumed musk was a pervert but apparently he's a new breed of suped up mega pervert. Whatever fetish this is we don't even have a name for yet.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I think the candy crush guys have to be giving Eric Adams a kickback. Those subway cops are all on like level 9000

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1R... Amazing to think about how much worse this guy could've been. We had no idea what was coming for us.

youtube.com

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Complying in advance by not giving my credit card number to an account called Blue Resist Dems Together 💙 🌊🇺🇸

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 29/12/2024

An American religious movement founded by Jeremiah Sexmonstaire, The Science Bible Church of YHWH synthesizes mesmerism and Christian revival. Its cornerstones are "charity," faith healing, polygamy, and a secret fourth thing. They founded all the cities in Idaho. Every member is addicted to candy.

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 26/12/2024

to me a homophone is a pink razr or maybe one of this folding ones

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Apparently there's a game called Cricket they play today and it's non-serious as hell

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Mel Gibson screaming and weeping as he gets stabbed by the great gonzo

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 25/12/2024

every Body knew when this down and dirty mother fucker came out you were gonna draw some LINES

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

IT’S SHISH KEBAB SATURDAY

BUT YOU
PROMISED ME SHISH KEBAB

SHISH KEBAB
SATURDAY

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Iconic Speedruns @iconicspeedruns.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Red Dead Redemption 2. Dysentery Only mod. During bowel movement QTEs, Arthur must explain the concept of the metaverse to a tree. Haptic Feedback (preferred). 10:43:28 (WR)

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

You know I should resist the urge to tweet topical shit all the time. Let's talk about cereal

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

This year I'm actually the top listener. You can tell me anything tops. This is a safe space.

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🕯️Nazgul🕯️ @u4ickghoul.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

"I just don't like Chappell Roan's attitude, she seems like a bitch" I think she should be meaner actually and I think she should be the only person legally allowed to start fist fights in the streets. I think if someone looks at her wrong she should be able to spit in their mouth just because

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Trump is playing with fire with the whole YMCA thing. Think about the syllabic structure of "In the Navy". Think about the hilarious trump gaff involving the word Navy. not my joke to make but only a matter of time tbh

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I think we've landed in a cozy little spot where AI is totally useless at tasks that solve real problems but is an insanely powerful juggernaut if you want to peddle garbage, commit fraud, or generally leave the world worse than you found it.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Anyone want to come over and build Legos

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Last 5 years feels like a monkey paw situation caused by my wish for there to be a Sonic Adventure 2 movie when I was 6

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