iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

When I hit 7K on here I’ll post my Magic the Gathering decks (about as sexy/vulnerable as posting hole).

johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I know a lot of SV AI types, and this is exactly correct. They created a machine that specifically makes their own jobs redundant, and decided that instead of accepting that change, they need to prove the machine can destroy every other job too. They're seeing dinosaurs in the mirror and panicking

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Tried out the new government chat gpt and all it said was that I shouldn't have a mouth and that I ought to scream more

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Really dirty cosmic joke that eggs specifically are gonna cost a million dollars

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Me translating gen alpha brainrot for my parents

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Hey while ChatGPT is down you can just text me and I'll write whatever sort of shit you want me to write. I can even keep in the cussing and sex words. 3 bucks a pop.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Love is a complicated emotion with many facets. Some people say romantic love is a central part of their lives, while others prioritize other relationships. Some commentators have suggested that you and I should transition to a love based relationship.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

Back in my day, if you’d tried to order an "oat milk" at your local cafe, why, you'd surely have been run out of town on a rail! Nowadays, though, I find it impossible to feel joy, excitement, contentment or absolutely anything at all, really.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Grimes acts the way people jokingly pretend Björk acts

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Grimes acts the way people jokingly pretend Björk acts

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I mix up it word anagram and acronym all the time and it makes the world full of these interminable riddles

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Heard there are going to be interesting times. Exciting! Love interesting things.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Instagram Reels algorithm found a local minima at 95% rage bait content targeting 16 year old boys and 5% old sitcom clips. It dogs me.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Guy who pretends to be asleep and then screams when people give him a dollar: tossing those classifieds into the bin and hopping back in bed

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

1,000,000 weed themed mug dropshippers breathe a sigh of relief

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

How do you lose at checkers against the world's dumbest farm animal man twice in one week

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

had to dig this one up

tweet from me when i was on twitter in 2019:

taxonomy of usernames:
persons real name - very boring person
a sort of pun about their job/interest - basically fine
two words and a conjunction like SpecterOfReason - this person is a nazi
a word that you can pronounce but is weird like bonnnt - now we're getting somewhere

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

This is obviously in reference to Newman from Seinfeld.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Looks like he went with the traditional American manner

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Last of the Red Hot Tabletop Cloggers @veteranshill.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Giving the Chinese any control over people's private data would infringe on the rights of American tech oligarchs to scrape, manipulate and profit off people's private data.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Looks like he took a beat to remember where rain comes from and he realized he did not know

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

The bluemagas and the sexbots are feuding over the hunting lands south of the dell. Sending in the knights.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Only thing I see missing from the grocery conversation is that you can totally be lazy and broke at the same time. Like I got depression too dog I just eat a lot of turkey sandwiches

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I will NOT block my 107 bot followers. They are my serfs and they farm my lands for barley

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Golf sucks because the worse you are at it the longer you have to do it. It's like 3rd grade =(

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Whenever I block people I shout Bang! Like I'm playing cops and robbers

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

When they build all the AI data centers they should have to label each bit with what it's being used for. This acre of computers is a bunch of Gokus you can have sex with.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

"Adrian Dittmann, Kekius Maximus, that one account he pretended to be a toddler" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Someone screwed up making a bot and now the robots all follow me in pairs of white women with the same first name

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I SUPPORT the most successful Bluesky accounts like that of actor Richard Kind! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Richard Kind telling symmetrical accounts to fuck off!

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

My new years resolution is to finally collect those 120 question mark shaped trophies that the Riddler hid in places i tend to be

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

He's made some great content on labor history in sports. He's sharp as hell and knows his stuff.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Always assumed musk was a pervert but apparently he's a new breed of suped up mega pervert. Whatever fetish this is we don't even have a name for yet.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

And a lot of teams are doing really cool stuff with the yellow paint! Tsushima's fabric grappling hook spots were pretty implausible but looked so gorgeous I didn't care at all.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I think the candy crush guys have to be giving Eric Adams a kickback. Those subway cops are all on like level 9000

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I like a beefy insult. You want to make a real story out of it.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1R... Amazing to think about how much worse this guy could've been. We had no idea what was coming for us.

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Gonna start using petty horse lord from the copper age as a go to insult

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Complying in advance by not giving my credit card number to an account called Blue Resist Dems Together 💙 🌊🇺🇸

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I think he's just deep in method. This is how Joe would post.

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 29/12/2024

An American religious movement founded by Jeremiah Sexmonstaire, The Science Bible Church of YHWH synthesizes mesmerism and Christian revival. Its cornerstones are "charity," faith healing, polygamy, and a secret fourth thing. They founded all the cities in Idaho. Every member is addicted to candy.

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 26/12/2024

to me a homophone is a pink razr or maybe one of this folding ones

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Apparently there's a game called Cricket they play today and it's non-serious as hell

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Not gonna say this is a good idea but it's interesting enough on an artistic level that I appreciate it

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johnnyuranium.bsky.social @johnnyuranium.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Mel Gibson screaming and weeping as he gets stabbed by the great gonzo

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