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Reticulating Splines

@johnnytv2.bsky.social
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Writer, filmmaker, and photographer making documentaries, writing screenplays, and loving all kinds of art. He/him. johnnytv2.neocities.org

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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been trying to eat lower carb snacks and I've gotta say, flavour variety for nuts is lacking compared to chips. And a lot of them are just not as satisfying as chips. I'm sure this is a psychological issue relating to my ADHD but man, I am craving potato chips.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just learned that colour film developing chemical have a shelf life os somewhere between 3 and 6 months. So once I mix this stuff I have to get as much use out of it as I can within that time frame. So I guess I'm gonna be planning some photo shoots for the fall!
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta remind myself that going through a separation is supposed to be difficult and its okay if I haven't been available for extracurricular type stuff. I want to commit to my art this fall/winter but I have to make sure I give myself some grace.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's an event in line an hour put on by a colleague in my artist's collective that's meant to be a discussion about the local arts ecosystem. A part of my thinks I should really go, but another part of me is feeling anxious and not wanting to mingle with strangers.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This Build Canada Strong bill shit is gonna give me a fucking aneurysm. Just blatantly right wing bullshit allowing the government to stop all labour progress if they so choose. I'm so god damned tired.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work. Talk to your neighbours, care for each other" Spotted in Somerset, UK
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work.
Talk to your neighbours, care for each other"
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reconnected recently with an old pal from high school who recently started a punk band. Gonna take some photos and possibly do a doc/video project on them. Feeling excited/inspired, I love making art with my friends.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lots of people grumble about Marvel shows only getting one season. And as nice as it would be to get more of a good show, I think I'm okay with only one season if it was good?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
Measles: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/measles-myth-vs-fact
MYTH: There have been preventable measles deaths this year.

FACT: Those kindergartners were going to die one day anyway.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Work in progress but I'm having fun with this. johnnytv2.ca/page_test
johnnytv2.ca
My Page
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
we've seen enough. this man should be god emperor of the planet
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It bothers me more than it should when people use the word liberal when they mean leftist. I'm not a fucking liberal, I would never be so far to the right.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/09/2026
All day Astronomy on twitter: "JUST IN 🚨: Amazon founder Jeff Bezos says human water consumption is limiting AI's potential"

[Jeff Bezos speaking at a podium in a suit and red tie, next to two blue holographic graphics of industrial facilities.]

@yomama: "Marie Antoinette died for far less."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/09/2026
"maybe im not overthinking,
maybe im just regular thinking
about stuff that's overhappening"

[A white rat with its front paws clasped together and a contemplative expression, superimposed over a background of outer space and a spiral galaxy.]
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Borrowed some photography education books from the library. Each one is about half "teaching the basics" and while I respect making sure the book is useful to beginners, it seems like books with specialty topics like Street Photography can assume the reader understands shutter speed and f stop.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Used a door dash coupon to get pizza from a place called Pizza Depot and it was not great. Not bad but not great. At least I didn't pay full price for it?
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I doubt anyone cares about this anymore, but Hank Green's "I appreciate the pushback" comment did not make sense to me in the context of that video and I really do think he used AI to write that response. It was such a fucking weird think to say in that moment.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 03/09/2026
Pulling this post from a thread about the Proud Boys (which is well worth reading) because it's so good.
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Nathan Explosion: Brutal Metalocalypse Moment
Alt: Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse saying "Brutal"
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't think I've ever actually enjoyed consuming a rolo unless it was in ice cream.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just birds bein' dudes.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My most recurring gripe as a budding anarchist is how much I fucking hate banks, credit scores, and the whole credit system in general.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/09/2026
[peet (@PeetingDisorder) on Twitter: "[At the gym before someone teaches me the word spotting]: “hey bro will you take care of me and protect me?”"]
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yeah, i read the classics
cover of GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER featuring a shirtless buckaroo in the front and a group of handsome laughing t-rexes behind him
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every Facebook legal story is like "Facebook tortured children and incited genocide for profit, earning 10 trillion dollars. They are now being forced to pay a 100 million dollar fine." And the courts seem baffled that they keep doing it.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saw Propagandhi last night at the U of S campus bar, and there was an alt book store set up selling books about anti-colonialism, leftism, antifascism, and a bunch of stuff about Palestine. 100% of proceeds when to a Palestinian mutual aid effort. It felt really great to see.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TODAY HAS UNLIMITED POTENTIAL AND WE HAVE UNLIMITED POWER TO PROVE LOVE. sounds like a winning combination to me
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For those who might have forgotten, Dolly was always punk as fuck
"I made jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know who she was, just this woman who was blonde and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. Mama used to say, 'Aw, she's just trash,' and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash."
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She was a god damn saint.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s been interesting to see whose mind immediately went to Rocky Horror and whose mind immediately went to Muppets and whose mind immediately went to Clue and whose mind immediately went to SPAAAACE and on and on and on because no matter what age you are he’s iconic and very special to you
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn that’s crazy but you can’t be racist against the computer. Yeah. No I hear you but. Yeah it’s because it’s not a person it’s the computer.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've never seen these other clips, this whole production must have been such ridiculous fun.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Top 3 Tim Curry Performances (as in my favourites) 3. Muppet Treasure Island 2. Clue 1. That one clip from Command and Conquer where he breaks character while yelling about escaping capitalism in space.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm gonna try to grow tomatoes, basil, onions, a couple kinds of peppers, and peas. next year. Growing the plants should be pretty straightforward. Building a garden space is gonna be the challenge.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As long as my peppers turn out, which I think they will, I should be able to make salsa out of them and the cherry tomatoes. I have learned a lesson this year about tomato plants and how large they can grow lol.
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Reticulating Splines @johnnytv2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Looks like my Roma tomatoes got some kind of rot and very few of them will make it. I have a ton of cherry tomatoes though and am gonna make pasta sauce with them tonight!
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