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John E. Onetime

@johnnyonetime.bsky.social
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I mostly skeet about movies.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did she say she was kidding? Dev Lemons's workplace micro-romance video is a big hit this week at InfoWars HQ. Watch InfoWars HQ now: bit.ly/4AUe43X
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Wrath of God Bot @wrathofgodbot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Broke: They moved the cable to avoid Dobby's grave Woke: They didn't move the cable to avoid Dobby's grave. It was going nowhere near there Bespoke: I demand they move the cable to demolish Dobby's grave
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
A twitter post reading: 

"Interstellar > 2001: A Space Odyssey 
Oppenheimer > Dr Strangelove 
Dunkirk > Paths of Glory 
The Odyssey > Spartacus 
Inception > The Killing 
The Dark Knight > A Clockwork Orange 
Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon

Please never compare Kubrick to Nolan ever again"
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Be safe out there on the water today!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fill your garage with Hogwater.
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ya know, maybe we shouldn't hold up John Landis as the standard for "getting it done" in filmmaking.
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Rick Rubin doing ads for polymarket is really very validating for my long-held belief that that dude is a legendary fraud, huckster, and quack. Fuck that guy.
Rick Rubin sitting in a meditative yoga pose doing kind of a half-assed Dhyan Mudra with his hands in front of an American flag-style blue banner covered in big 5-point stars. Text across the frame reads: "Do you believe in miracles?"
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🎃 ianthe's inferno🦇🦴 @ianthe.online · 18/06/2026
I did my best
9 panel meme with haaland, vozinha, just, messi, ronaldo, mbappe, luis diaz, kane, and vini jr

says THE STARS ARE OUT not you AT THE WORLD CUP with the not you over sad ronaldo lol
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Adelair 🐲 @adelair.cool · 23/06/2026
Ahmed Basil, the Iraqi goalkeeper, shrugs after missing a pass and allowing a second Mbappé goal in the 2026 world cup
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Saturday night...nw Murderock
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Disclosure Day is a spy chase film that wants to be sci-fi mystery and fails at both angles. The plot and are both nonsensical. If you love the overwrought "Spielbergian" cinematic style and a John Williams' score then maybe you will enjoy it. I thought it was corny, shallow, and laughably bad.
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kyle @scamdarnold.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“I want to be one of the greats”
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Goddamnit
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Vinegar Syndrome @vinsyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Vinegar Syndrome Pictures is proud to present the trailer for our first wholly produced feature film, NIGHT OF THE VAMP-FRIARS, directed by Kurtis M. Spieler🩸 Look for 35mm print and DCP screenings in your area and a home video release in 2026! 🩸 🩸 🩸 loom.ly/unuBdzk
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
New Amato announces "The Road To Pheonoix Coming Next Week!" in new News post. Read the full post on the HEI Network: www.heinetwork.tv/2026/05/29/t...
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The Road To Pheonoix Coming Next Week! - HEI Network
How exciting is it that I will begin my campaign for governor of Arizona and as a way to spread my word and my message I have decided to use my platform of the HEI  network to speak directly to the vo...
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
What a time to be a movie sicko
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My most watched list quite eclectic so far this year.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
so the best thing to come out of the pandemic is i forgot everything i ever knew about lena dunham and i fully intend to keep it that way
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 13/03/2026
This took me out IG real_timmeadows “So many roles, I barely remember them.”
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i'm gonna go die in the woods! !!
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kyle @scamdarnold.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I thought you would live forever king
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Are you listening Oscar?
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The time of year when film socials are full of sErIoUs oScAr TaLk.
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Al Pacino and Sean Penn going at in their primes...and De Palma lets them both cook. Sublime.
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Seems like a good night to rewatch Carlitos Way
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Matt Konopka @werematt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
New piece from me on The Fog and why it (unfortunately) still feels so relevant.
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
When Lt. Commander Thompson’s nerdy ass gets his hero moment it hits like clean coke
Lt Commander Thompson at battle stations
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/12/2025
remember, the holiday season primer is context dependent! if you have cool lib parents you can treat yellow and maybe even orange as blue. if you've got psycho evangelical parents seek supplemental material that covers Tulsa King and Yellowstone
What To Watch with your parents this holiday season

Shows are offset by threat level category

Severe: High Risk

Heated Rivalry
Dying for Sex
Shifty: Living in Britain at the end of the 20th century

High: The Rehearsal, The Chair Company, Pee-Wee as Himself

Elevated: Pluribus, Severance

Guarded: Death by Lightning, Alien: Earth, Task

Low: The Studio, The Last Frontier, The Pitt
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
As...you...wish.
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Listening to Portishead on a Saturday night is quite a dangerous ride.
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Been saying this all day since reading it last night
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LithiumChaser @lithiumchaser.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Peter Greene (1965-2025)
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
When did John Goodman become Abe Vigoda?
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Now watching:
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 30/10/2025
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.
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Christianne Benedict @krelllabs.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Bought my tickets for Del Toro's Frankenstein at the Hi Pointe in St. Louis on Friday night. It's a three hour drive and, believe me, I'd rather not, but my local theaters have all failed me. (When @realgdt.bsky.social posted this image I knew I would move heaven & earth to see this in a theater).
Still from Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein in which Victor (Oscar Isaac) sits by a window and writes. The shot takes after one of Bernie Wrightson's illustrations for Frankenstein. Pen and ink illustration from Frankenstein by Bernie Wrightson in which Victor sits by a tall window writing.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I am deep into silent film, which are 95+ years old, so I am used to revisionism but it is surreal to see revisionism of film history I remember the first time. "All Trons bomb!" No. One Tron bomb. Two Tron do so-so.
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Some more #Weekendwatches
Posters for the Nloodstained Lawn, Mantrap, Anyone But my Husband (obscured), and Requiem for the Vampire
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The Saturday Morning Podcast 🎙️ @satmornpod.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
One of the best movie lines ever!
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
#Nowwatching: Mandy
A screenshot of Andrea Risborough and Nicolas Cage lying in bed talking from the film Mandy.
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John E. Onetime @johnnyonetime.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Now watching: Mandy
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The Return of the King title card
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Comparing the "Why did Tron Ares not do well? What outside forces were responsible?" thinkpieces to the "Sinners isn't *really* making money" thinkpieces we got earlier this year.
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kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea
ALT: kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea
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