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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
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Lori Barnett @gigharborlola.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This is what my husband read this morning.
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Thank you @mediaanddemocracy.bsky.social. You supported me from day one 🙏
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
*montage of Maduro in Times Square looking up at the big screens, standing in front of Carrie Bradshaw's apartment, seeing a Broadway show, eating a foot-long hotdog, wearing a foam Statue of Liberty headpiece on top of the Empire State Building, taking a sombre selfie at Ground Zero*
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I keep seeing this but suspect that FDR bombed more countries in World War II.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
But what about Bob Vylan...?
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy "Phew! That was a close call" Day, UK! ❤️🇬🇧❤️ 😂
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy 4th of July. 🍦
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Reform UK lost both of their first seat defences. And wasted the tax payer ~£50k in the process.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 04/07/2025
"Oasis defined a generation" really? A generation? So Blur Vs Oasis wasn't a thing? Pulp fans in second hand clothes shop chic weren't wandering about then? The Prodigy weren't taking raves to stadiums? Etc etc
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Bezos wedding. Dump gifts here. From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 27/06/2025
The Met Office are letting us submit our own storm name suggestions: www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-o... There's space for five names in the submission boxes. Let's go with: Exxon Mobil BP Shell Equinor Chevron At last, those companies will get the recognition they deserve. Pls retweet!
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Name our Storms
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Donald Trump can get the Nobel Peace prize when he dies. That's the only action he could commit which would bring peace.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Show me the receipts: Nigel Farage’s history of LGBTQ-related public statements revisited www.attitude.co.uk/main-stories...
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Show me the receipts: Nigel Farage's history of LGBTQ-related public statements revisited
Let us not underestimate the very real threat of Reform UK leader Nigel Farage one day becoming prime minister
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Piyush Mittal @piyushmittal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If you can rent Venice for your wedding you can pay more tax
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Femi @femi-oluwole.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Starmer's Labour Government are ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE! By proscribing Palestine Action as a terror group (effectively enemies of the state) for defending a cause that most Brits support... Labour are declaring themselves the enemies of most Brits.
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Government label Palestine Action as "terror group"!
YouTube video by Femi
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Reform Political Advertising @reformpoliticalads.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
9 years since Brexit. We could never have an ad as misleading as this one again could we? We are bound to as there are still no rules for election ads. Support our campaign for electoral ad regulation for factual claims (as recommended by the HoL). reformpoliticaladvertising.org/donate/
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
America in 2025.
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Blakandblack @blakandblack.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Please remember…
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Just attended the deeply moving service at St Paul’s Cathedral to mark the 30th anniversary of the Srebrenica genocide — a solemn reminder of where hatred, dehumanisation & impunity lead. We say never again — yet a genocide is taking place in Gaza right now. The world must act.
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Will upload this to bluesky later but I need some sweet youtube views so pushing u there first xxxx
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/06/2025
went to an exercise class I don't usually go to this morning and realised about 20 minutes in that I actually hated it so ended up having a friendly chat with the instructor and insisting on bailing with ten minutes to go, exhilarating
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Dropping Like Flies: Reform Loses Nine Councillors in Six Weeks hopenothate.org.uk/2025/06/13/d...
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Dropping Like Flies: Reform Loses Nine Councillors in Six Weeks – HOPE not hate
How many more from the Class of ’25 will be lost to incompetence, infighting and shoddy vetting? In the six weeks that have passed since...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
LMAOOOO www.instagram.com/reel/DK2nMmJ...
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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
For the record:
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows
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Charlotte @charlottel.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
“the DWP said it did not know how many of the 95,000 care for someone who also scored below four points in each daily living category of their PIP assessment” Of course they don’t know because no one bothers to keep good data on unpaid carers. No one wants to know who we are.
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Tens of thousands of households could lose three benefits at same time
Tens of thousands of disabled households could face a “triple hit” of benefit cuts from Labour due to their impact on carer’s allowance.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 07/06/2025
'kin'ell he's actually doing it, he's gone full Putin
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 07/06/2025
Just scoffed the ‪mega fat bastard nosebag takeaway meal deal‬. Am as full as the list of restaurants Tommy Robinson fans won’t eat at
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Whitby Gothic @whitbygothic.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
+++ Today we are remembering the life & work, of that truly great actor Sir Christopher Lee, who died on this day, the 7th of June 2015, aged 93. +++ #ChristopherLee #OTD #Dracula #Wickerman
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Hughes-on-the-Wold @notthathughes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Happy Pride Month, everyone 🌈. Here's the most homoerotic tweet ever 👍
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
lmfao here come the 6D-Chess Guys
Cartoon made in response to tweet saying “This whole fight is a lie...Elon and Trump made a deal...Elon needed to separate from Trump to rebuild his businesses...Trump needed help on the bill so Elon is applying pressure to RINOs...its very smart!”

Musk and Trump stand opposite each other, maliciously rubbing their hands
Musk: “And THEN I’ll call you a pedophile”
Trump:”Haha Yes. That is 100% something I’d be ok with”
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/06/2025
Just don't get your hopes up kids, remember we're in the cursed timeline, knowing our luck they'll probably be best friends by the morning and celebrating by deporting everyone without a U and M in their surname.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Genevieve Williams - Shakespeare Adjacent out now @rimrunner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'
The violin is smaller than a human hair and has "laid the groundwork" for future research.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 05/06/2025
Didn’t realize this was a prophecy.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Liz Truss is heading to the White House with a chicken, lager and a fishing rod.
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Nev Fountain @nevfountain.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The life cycle of an 80s pop song. 1. Release. 2. 12 inch 3. Cover version 4. Re-release 5. Sample in rap song. 5. Sad emo version on movie soundtrack 6. Closing number in musical about band. 7. Performed on Jools Hootenanny by aged original singer. 8. Karaoke 6. DFS ad.
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Irritated Llama @irritatedllama.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Elon Musk & Donald Trump’s bitter feud. It reminds me of when Paul McCartney split with John Lennon & left the Bay City Rollers. When Judas broke up with Jesus When Pliers left Chaka Demus We need Elon & Trump to get back together again. They are our last hope for world peace. 😔
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 05/06/2025
think Kanye trying to intervene and being all noooooo my favourite boys are fighting </3 may genuinely be the best possible twat cherry on the cunt cake
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Russia still has the opportunity to surrender and withdraw fully from Ukraine, peace is in their hands if they want it.
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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Anywhere I've ever worked, fiddling your exes is grounds for instant dismissal
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Politics in the U.K. @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
We’ve got a full-blown journo lovefest over Farage - but 'Illtellyouwha', he’s just an ageing, grifting f*cker. #ukpolitics
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
🕸️🃏 "Zelensky has no cards…" they said
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 02/06/2025
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign
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