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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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Jarrett Seidler @seidler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am once again asking the richest individual owner in MLB to pay vaguely competitive wages for important front office jobs
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How The White House Was Won And Where It Got Us
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exhuming McCarthy
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Edwin Diaz-ass presidency
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah for sure but I appreciate he’s learned something from Gary - he gives Ronnie a lot more room and doesn’t necessarily try to fill up all the empty space
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/08/2026
"we cant do a good thing because it could open the door to a bad thing" is at a high level a concept that kills meetings, it kills projects, it kills designs, and it kills good governance
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is there anything that Bluesky won't "well, actually ...."
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You’re blazing trails in table usage. Innovations not seen since the Giuliani mayoralty
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Roth, I’m genuinely impressed
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He found that velocity I guess? Just showed up again, which is fine and normal
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Jeff Kent officially being in the Hall of Fame without Barry Bonds is one of the most ludicrous injustices and further solidifies the joke the voters let the HOF become
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hetty Lui McKinnon and Priya Krishna
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Now that’s a fresh new angle
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Have these sports fans gone woke?
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Let’s get this one a segment on Fox and Friends
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As detailed in the documentary “Duck, You Sucker”
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 03/07/2026
Completely absurd that they’re closing these streets in very busy areas to pedestrians for this vanity wedding nonsense.
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Émile Darkheim @rntropy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Regardless of what you think of his politics, it is absolutely insane to deny how good Mamdani is at being Mayor of NYC.
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Was the Berlin Rosen scandal the campaign contributions to state senators?
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@pattymo.com TGIF
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Defector @defector.com · 26/06/2026
A final day at Aqueduct, New York's forlorn and forgotten racetrack: defector.com/a-final-day-...
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A Final Day At Aqueduct, New York's Forlorn And Forgotten Racetrack | Defector
Late in the morning of June 13, as most New York City sports fans were mapping out their plans for watching Game 5 of the NBA Finals, I was on the A train headed away from the Brooklyn neighborhood…
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fixing the Mets is Mamdani's final boss
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Please let us know if he orders the vegan salmon
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
believe we have definitive proof that wu tang clan ain’t nuthin ta fuck wit
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
when you check her drivers license
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Michael Lange @michaellangenyc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
NEW: New York City does not mirror American politics — it foreshadows it. On June 23rd, four primaries preview the coalitions and fault lines—from AIPAC to AI—that will shape the Democratic Party in 2028: open.substack.com/pub/michaell...
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The Dress Rehearsal for 2028
June 23rd is an early preview of the Presidential Primary
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Regional Plan Association @rpa.org · 03/06/2026
If the Knicks win the finals this year we're ripping this down with our bare hands
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Chet Holmgren with a speech bubble
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Tight Groins From Way Back When
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 21/05/2026
Being a data analyst is like Person: Can you get me <super specific data> Me: Yes, here it is, exactly what you asked for Person: Oh, no, I meant <incredibly vague description>
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: So, this manga about the little dinosaur is called Gon? Me: By Masashi Tanaka, yeah. CHOTINER: This is badass. Thanks for showing this to me. Me: No problem.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I don’t think the Cambridge ArmorTec sons are nearly as passionate about paving as their father is. They need him, and they fear him, but they don’t give a shit about weatherproof tiling technology. Their vendors are concerned about the future, and the commercial will only appease them for so long.
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
WOAH-man
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a man singing into a microphone in front of a drummer and a woman on a television screen ..
Alt: Mike Meyers saying "WOAH-MAN" in front of a drummer and a woman on a television screen from So I Married an Axe Murderer
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hell yes. Very excited to revisit this one
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 08/05/2026
Learn how to fucking fight already. What is wrong with so many members of this party?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/05/2026
yes. change the statute on which this decision turned and redistrict according to the legitimacy conferred by the people of the state
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
/zach de la rocha voice Jon Niese, Pat Misch, and Mike Pelfrey /drums and guitar swell Jon Niese, Pat Misch, and Mike Pelfrey /still louder Jon Niese, Pat Misch, and Mike Pelfrey /even louder JON NIESE, PAT MISCH, AND MIKE PELFREY
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tonight... Bobo honks back
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Da Mets baybee!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Chief Justice John Roberts should be impeached and removed from the Supreme Court.
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The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Burn it down. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...
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A Breakdown of Five Days of Secret Supreme Court Memos
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 03/05/2024
GEORGE: i’m getting hoisted, jerry! JERRY: hoisted? GEORGE: hoisted! at the office, out on a date. hoisted! JERRY: not hoisted… ELAINE (smugly): you know it’s by his own petard KRAMER (bursting in the room): oh you gotta get hoisted by your own petard
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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thermos @johnnyalist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I saw Omakase Setting with a piña colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was PERFECT
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If you accept this—that if billionaires leave, there is no city—you definitionally make yourself an oligarchy. Why shouldn’t they demand to pay no taxes of any kind? Be exempt from criminal laws? Why pay minimum wage? If you define specific people as the sine qua non of your society, they own you.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Everyone loving the nyc snow shoveling jobs proves a candidate promoting a public works program would do fdr numbers. Because that’s why they were fdr numbers
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