iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

which borg ships go in the square hole

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.

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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Simpsons did it.

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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 01/10/2026

she darmok on my jalad until tanagra

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“We must return to 1990s-type hysterics with regards to the internet. Refuse to take anything or anyone at face value. Assume that everything you see is a falsehood tailor-made to mislead or manipulate you. If it seems too good to be true … it's probably AI-generated.”

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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 29/09/2026

This is relevant, too: men don’t see women being treated this way because men don’t behave like that to women who are accompanied by another man.

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Someone in that general circle needs to throw a fake sex party

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A man discovers he emits a pheromone that makes him irresistible to werewolves in my new supernatural romance All Dogs Go To Kevin.

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R. Eerie VanBoo-kirk @sotsogm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good grief. They made RFK Jr. look like an entry in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. NARRATOR: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about assholes...."

Green tracing of Ford Prefect (David Dixon) from the 1981 BBC Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, intended to suggest you're looking at a computer rendering even though that couldn't be affordably done for a 1981 television program.

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026

Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud

60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m in OKC working the state fair with a circus, and the next lot over has animal races; one of the pigs is called “The President”. The announcer gives the animals short taglines and the intro I just heard was, “he throws a fit if he doesn’t win, it’s… The President!”

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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sentinels but they put AI in there & they’re just picking up jugglers and street magicians and the Harlem Globetrotters etc. MVP at company softball? Bam, sentinels get you. Hot-dog-eating contest winner? Sentinels get you. Forget the garbage but your hear the truck & get it to the curb? Sentinels

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Make a band edible: Reel Big Fish Sandwich

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

intwesting pwincess

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I spent this #BelinniDay traveling so my apologies for a late post. Happy Bellini Day to all who celebrate! I did not scuttle-hurry to post this youtu.be/hHW3Po0G6wQ?...

youtu.be

The Kids in the Hall - Bellini Day

YouTube video by The Kids in the Hall

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

as people are pointing out, if we believe her, her mother was super stressed about 9/11 happening a solid 2 hrs before 9/11 happened which raises the question of when are we accessing the Barlow family's movements and records from the period prior to the attacks because this sounds very suspicious

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Eve Barlow's mom was apparently the the most deadbeat parent to ever live because she not only forgot her kid she forgot on which continent to look for her

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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 11/09/2026

Conceding ground on trans folks does not defuse the issue. It does not placate or appease Republicans. It just gives them license to take more rights away from more poeple. And it pisses off the base. This is a losing strategy and Talarico and others need to get their minds right.

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is the goal of bathroom bills: to drive trans people from public life so we can be exploited and exterminated in the shadows Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh wait, someone has thought of this before!

18 U.S. Code § 597 Expenditures to influence voting U.S. Code

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Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote- Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They’re either going to have to switch to litres or modify the pump displays. “Y2K for gas pumps” wasn’t on my bingo card, but here we are

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I laid out my mass shooting statistics counting gang violence last night with a tall glass of milk but they were untouched this morning 😔

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Using an image, show an episode of Star Trek you are sure you’ve seen more than ten times.

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

it's certainly a vastly lesser problem than OpenAI's straight up Umbrella Corporation aspirations

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I would like an AI crash to happen not because I want to go back to a world before LLM-AI, but because I want to discipline people like this into providing a product and shutting the fuck up

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🏳️‍⚧️ valissa, elvira’s sister @valisdheart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

it’s dog semen again, isn’t it jon

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

everyone is saying saying Bush did 9/11, Bush did 9/11, Bush did 9/11. lots of credit for doing 9/11 to a big faker. George W. Bush, folks -- bad president, very bad businessman. actually i did 9/11. flew the plane into the South Tower very strongly. everyone said you couldn't do 9/11. but i did it

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Annnnd apparently it’s time for a new catalytic converter. But which one, front or rear? And how difficult are they to replace myself? Time to learn a new skill! 🙃

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Why am I not surprised that the type of person who wants an “AI gf” wants it to look to be 12 years old? These people need therapy

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’m not setting any alarms tomorrow, I’m just going to sleep until my body decides it’s fully rested. Maybe I’ll soak my feet, maybe I’ll go for a walk. All I know if that I need a full day off from my various gigs.

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David Mead @seethingmead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is why it is perfectly legitimate for some protesters to want to conceal their identities…so the fash can’t film and track them down

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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.
Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars.
Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.
But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.
This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

the argument against Mamdani attending the 9/11 anniversary, as far as I can tell, is literally just that he’s Muslim, and reposting it is just reporting rank racism

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 24/10/2025

Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.

Coach McGuirk and Brendon Small from Home Movies

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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Happy Labor Day especially to Miles O'Brien and his ancestors

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