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JohnCraig of Earth 123488.23497 / Eternally tired. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Punk. Ontologically Problematic (they/them or he/him) 🇵🇸 BLM Trans lives matter 1312 crush 🧊

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 4h
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There were a few companies that made them, but Cleese is likely wearing a Pac-A-Mac. They were pretty common, especially in the UK Here’s an old ad for a competitor
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The replies are amazing
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like "forgiveness" as a concept has been twisted into meaning that I'm supposed to write off real harm that was done to me because justice is emotionally and socially inconvenient for others
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sums up my feelings. 
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
which borg ships go in the square hole
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Simpsons did it.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 01/10/2026
she darmok on my jalad until tanagra
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1st
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Almost home
youtu.be
The Blues Brothers 106 miles to Chicago
YouTube video by Jazz Jeff
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“We must return to 1990s-type hysterics with regards to the internet. Refuse to take anything or anyone at face value. Assume that everything you see is a falsehood tailor-made to mislead or manipulate you. If it seems too good to be true … it's probably AI-generated.”
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Image of Dracula from Castlevania saying, “THERE ARE NO INNOCENTS! Not anymore! Any of them could’ve stood up and said ‘no, we won’t behave like animals anymore..’.”
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 29/09/2026
This is relevant, too: men don’t see women being treated this way because men don’t behave like that to women who are accompanied by another man.
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone in that general circle needs to throw a fake sex party
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A man discovers he emits a pheromone that makes him irresistible to werewolves in my new supernatural romance All Dogs Go To Kevin.
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R. Eerie VanBoo-kirk @sotsogm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good grief. They made RFK Jr. look like an entry in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. NARRATOR: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about assholes...."
Green tracing of Ford Prefect (David Dixon) from the 1981 BBC Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, intended to suggest you're looking at a computer rendering even though that couldn't be affordably done for a 1981 television program.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The announcer just said, “yes, that’s right, he’s the orange one” when the audience asked
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m in OKC working the state fair with a circus, and the next lot over has animal races; one of the pigs is called “The President”. The announcer gives the animals short taglines and the intro I just heard was, “he throws a fit if he doesn’t win, it’s… The President!”
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sentinels but they put AI in there & they’re just picking up jugglers and street magicians and the Harlem Globetrotters etc. MVP at company softball? Bam, sentinels get you. Hot-dog-eating contest winner? Sentinels get you. Forget the garbage but your hear the truck & get it to the curb? Sentinels
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cover of the book “Seducing and Killing Nazis: Hannie, Truus and Freddie: Dutch Resistance Heroines of WWII” by Sophie Poldermans
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/09/2026
he won
"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel like the flow of that title almost requires the second host to have a one syllable name
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band edible: Reel Big Fish Sandwich
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
intwesting pwincess
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I spent this #BelinniDay traveling so my apologies for a late post. Happy Bellini Day to all who celebrate! I did not scuttle-hurry to post this youtu.be/hHW3Po0G6wQ?...
youtu.be
The Kids in the Hall - Bellini Day
YouTube video by The Kids in the Hall
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
as people are pointing out, if we believe her, her mother was super stressed about 9/11 happening a solid 2 hrs before 9/11 happened which raises the question of when are we accessing the Barlow family's movements and records from the period prior to the attacks because this sounds very suspicious
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Eve Barlow's mom was apparently the the most deadbeat parent to ever live because she not only forgot her kid she forgot on which continent to look for her
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She was in Scotland
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 11/09/2026
Conceding ground on trans folks does not defuse the issue. It does not placate or appease Republicans. It just gives them license to take more rights away from more poeple. And it pisses off the base. This is a losing strategy and Talarico and others need to get their minds right.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the goal of bathroom bills: to drive trans people from public life so we can be exploited and exterminated in the shadows Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Cody Johnston's Wut on Some More News
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh wait, someone has thought of this before!
18 U.S. Code § 597 Expenditures to influence voting U.S. Code

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Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote- Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They’re either going to have to switch to litres or modify the pump displays. “Y2K for gas pumps” wasn’t on my bingo card, but here we are
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I laid out my mass shooting statistics counting gang violence last night with a tall glass of milk but they were untouched this morning 😔
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bonus hint
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Using an image, show an episode of Star Trek you are sure you’ve seen more than ten times.
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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I Am Im Ready
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