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🐰Johnnee Darko🐰

@johnneedarko.bsky.social
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Just a fly in the ointment, Hans - the monkey in the wrench - a pain in the ass. Yipee-ki-yay & welcome to the party pal. Donnie's cousin, from Boston.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 6h
If you guys put out a little EP what’s the harm
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We grow 40% of the nation's pumpkins. We are the Great Pumpkin State.
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keeping receipts 🧾
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 29/09/2026
WEEK 3 CHAOS REPORT! Gotta catch em all, Gen 3 www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chaos-...
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CHAOS REPORT WEEK 3: KEENUM ON THE CASE - The Draw Play
Chaos returns
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ReadJack🇺🇸 @readjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
During Case Keenum's final month in the womb, this picture was taken. Case was gestating at peak Chicago GOAT hours. readjack.substack.com/p/caleb-pca-...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
watching case keenum play quality football in the year 2026 is like Remembering A Guy in real time
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CASE MOTHEREFFING KEENUM
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Biggs: Bears chewed more than 8 minutes off the clock with that drive which ends on a 1-yard sneak by Case Keenum. They lead 27-7. Just punishing Philadelphia up front for a second consecutive season.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roses are red Emus are tough
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Man wrestles escaped emu in middle of road before it headbutts him and runs off
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Coral City Camera @coralcitycamera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scarface heads out for a 10 hour shift repping Coral City offshore. Back home for 5pm happy hour 😎🍋🦈 #lemonshark #sharksofcoralcity #scarface #riseandgrind #coralcitycamera
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From yesterday: I wrote about the right wing freakout over halal Tillamook Cheese, and how MAGA has gotten everything they want and are still angry and miserable losers. This one is free, but if you're a fan, I could use your subscription. Just $5/month or $48/year. www.patreon.com/MikeRothschi...
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Now They're Mad at Cheese | Mike Rothschild
This piece is free for everyone, but paid subscriptions are my biggest income stream after the Eaton Fire. I'm way down for this month, and
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Peoria Bummer @peoriabummer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Leon Tells Larry: Get In That A**!
ALT: Leon Tells Larry: Get In That A**!
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Albumism @albumism.com · 20/09/2026
Red Hot Chili Peppers released their fifth studio album ‘Blood Sugar Sex Magik’ (1991) 35 years ago this week | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @justinchadwick.bsky.social here: album.ink/RHCPbssm
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 @johnneedarko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm getting pumped up like Dwight Schrute here for this Football Sunday. Let's go #Bears! "Leave the keys." #BearDown youtu.be/Vd4twc_vA7I?...
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The Office - Leave the keys (original)
YouTube video by iplayball27
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CloudyFuture @cloudyfuture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fall officially arrives Tuesday at 8:05pm ET 🍂 Day and night will be nearly equal everywhere on Earth
A full-disk view of Earth from space shows North and Central America, the Gulf of Mexico, blue oceans, landmasses, and scattered white clouds against black space.A large tree with vibrant yellow and orange autumn leaves dominates the foreground, with fallen leaves covering the ground. In the background, a winding road leads toward a small, ornate pavilion with a red-tiled roof.
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🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 @johnneedarko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is so good. music.youtube.com/watch?v=O8ua...
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SAINT MOTEL - Hold My Place In Heaven (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Saint Motel
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🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 @johnneedarko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have loved this Royal Blood song for years, but only just watched the video, which features Colin Hanks, and it's fucking brilliant. youtu.be/fysoUxskgBo?...
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Royal Blood - Hold On (Official Video)
YouTube video by Royal Blood
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim'llpaintit
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Albumism @albumism.com · 19/09/2026
Eddie Vedder was officially confirmed as the lead vocalist of Pearl Jam 36 years ago on September 19, 1990 | Listen to the band's debut album 'Ten' (1991) + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/PearlJam-Ten
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The funniest bit of all-time is these guys telling everyone to buy electric cars and give up meat to support Trump.
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Scott 𐚁 Cataloochee Hogtoe 𐚁 Cave @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my cousins were convinced that manatees were mean because they would occasionally hit them with a jet ski and fall off and this is one of the governing metaphors of life to me
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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🌈Marlena🕊️ @marlena-love.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Victoria Crowned Pigeon (Goura victoria) the largest pigeon species in the world is native to New Guinea region. #bluesky #love
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🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 @johnneedarko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh fuck yeah! Congratulations to grandson on 10 years of incredible music. #Bluesky, you should definitely know grandson, who makes some of the best political music there is right now. youtu.be/TLe7DSrE4Tg?...
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GRANDSON TURNS 10: THE GRANNIVERYSARY
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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CloudyFuture @cloudyfuture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Highstep, by Emma Amos, 1983, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 @johnneedarko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is a new song, from a pretty new band that we really love and a band that you should know by now. Also, my taste in music is exquisite, IMHO. youtu.be/-PPqpSkOwt8?...
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Balu Brigada - BedHead (Official Video)
YouTube video by Balu Brigada
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CloudyFuture @cloudyfuture.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some just lost their mortgage and car payments for a month or 3 #Bears #ChicagoBears
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🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 @johnneedarko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is what right-wing incels would call "coachmogging," if those losers actually watched football. @snchalmers.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social #BearDown #DaBears 🐻🏈
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Sean Hammond @seanhammond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Bears have put up 52 and it's not the highest-scoring game of the Ben Johnson era.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ben Johnson and his protege Doyle putting up 50 and 40 burgers I see
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your friendly neighborhood mel @geekmisconduct.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well, Godspeed fellow Bears fans
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Hypixel Build Battle: Dancing Bears
Alt: Hypixel Build Battle: Dancing Bears
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Football fans! If you’re newish here and looking to quickly populate your feed with NFL takes, news, reactions—check out my starter pack 👇 go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love the Irish🇮🇪
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nothing scarier than hearing “you’re in the new elephant graveyard video”
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When reactionaries advance some bullshit, the FIRST thing to do is identify the framing and reject it They're selling this as "trans rights vs. women's sports" when they hate both those things and want to ruin them both Accept the frame and you've lost Reject the frame and call bullshit
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🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 @johnneedarko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is so perfectly NYC #USOpen.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The Drew Lock experience has returned
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 06/09/2026
This is wild: only *one quarter* of the New Yorkers who live in the city today were there on 9/11. It's basically an entirely new city. Cities are magic: constantly changing, churning engines of human progress. This is why conservatives hate them.
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A City Forgets. Maybe It’s Supposed To.
The New York of today is a different city than the New York of 9/11.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah genius she's on the away team
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joes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Frederick Trump… immigrant Elizabeth Trump… immigrant Fred Trump … anchor baby Mary Anne Trump… immigrant Donald Trump… anchor baby Ivana Trump… immigrant Donald Trump Jr…. anchor baby Eric Trump… anchor baby Ivanka Trump… anchor baby Melania Trump…immigrant Baron Trump… anchor baby
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