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Johnny Likes Tofu

@johnlytham.bsky.social
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#FBPE Infected by the Remainer Mind Virus. PR please. Member of the “Guardian-reading , tofu-eating, wokerati”. Inveterate anti-fracker Increasingly vegetarian. EV & Solar panel owner. Weta trimaran sailor. Lake District lover. As puzzled as the oyster.

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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 21h
Jasper is very wary of me but sleeps on Linda’s head
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a 50 year old book called “how to lie with statistics” upstairs - by someone called Darren Huff IIRC. It’s in there.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a thoroughly nasty plank of a man
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair to them that 19% doesn’t look much like 1/5 either. Maybe they just aren’t very good at maths?
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Banks is a cvnt
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Accurate!
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
UK PM Andy Burnham is now looking for a Brit company that can take over from Palantir.
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Andy Burnham searches for UK alternative to Palantir
Prime minister’s ‘buy British’ push triggers hunt to find replacement for controversial US tech group awarded health service and defence contracts
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love it! 👏👇
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That almost makes forgive the USAians inability to pronounce any foreign word correctly 😂
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fife4europe #FBPE #RejoinEU @fife4europe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham finally telling it how it is on Brexit is a welcome dose of truth. Admitting leaving the EU ruined our global standing, wrecked the economy, and left us with zero control is long overdue. Why did it take political leaders ten years to state the obvious? (1/2) 🤔 #FBPE
theguardian.com
Burnham vows to seek new ‘long-term’ relationship with EU in emotional Labour conference speech
PM also confirms plan to end pensions triple lock to pay for national care service and pledges to put electoral reform in Labour’s manifesto
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Depends what she’s been doing with her hands I guess 🤷
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 27 97🔥 92🏆 97🔥 98🔥 68🫢 Final score: 881
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I loved Bonnie Tyler’s cover of this
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or Suits!
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Scrubs? Don’t be silly!
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These guys are protesting about 'groups of fighting age men threatening local areas'. You've got to admire the irony.
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😂 As an immigrant to France he presumably knows a lot about the subject
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bots innit 😂
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is nothing new. It's what helped to bring about Brexit. So surely Burnham's remarks about online Russian disinformation now should cast such a shadow over Brexit that we rejoin at least the Single Market before the next election! #RejoinEU🇬🇧🇪🇺
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And of course this iconic vox pop
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Totally ignored by BBC News at Ten
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It really pisses me off when companies like Octopus Energy use it for customer service
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 21/09/2026
👀 "Britain’s most famous populist is becoming increasingly unpopular with the very public he claims to speak for."
leftfootforward.org
Farage is now as unpopular as Starmer was before he resigned, and Reform has a £72m problem
There’s a 52-point gap between Burnham and Farage.
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The only 4 constituencies where rejoining the EU wasn’t the preferred option were those of Lee Anderson, Farage, Tice and Lowe. In those 4, the top answer was ‘don’t know’. Confirming that Brexit has no real support at all. Not surprising for a total shitshow. And makes red lines seem very silly.
Independent front page. 

Voters across Britain back rejoining EU
Reversing Brexit is most popular option in 646 of 650 constituencies, finds new electoral survey of 12,000Bar chart showing
Which EU relationship respondents most wanted the Uk government to propose

EU membership 35%
Single market 6%
Customs Union 5%
Uk govt position  18/19%
Starts quo 8/9%
Don’t know 16%
Loosen ties 11%
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Upping this as the closing date is 7th October
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The RNLI rescued Luftwaffe pilots in WW2 because the organisation is there to 'save life at sea' - it's something to be immensely proud of. But as I've said many times before Farage and Co don't seem to have pride in Britain and its institutions beyond flags and crap Enoch Powell said 60 years ago.
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So ashamed I Might have to fuck off to Monaco - for a night obv - I could afford to migrate there to avoid tax like he did.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Proscribe the extreme far right groups before it's too late" via The UK Against Hate
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🙄
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Piddington's independence ref is being presented as a quaint 'crumpets and muffins' comedy of plucky country folk. It's much darker and nastier than that and shows how deeply entrenched the bigoted 'fighting aged men on boats' narrative runs. Me for @noosphere.app www.noosphere.app/passport-to-...
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Passport to Piddington
Last week an Oxfordshire village declared independence from the United Kingdom - ostensibly in protest at a local refugee centre. But is something darker going on?
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Denise Carver @Sligogirl @sligogirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Arrogance, ignorance, or both? UK Labour
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watch out Reform 🥳
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
While rightwing media nods approvingly at the prejudiced outcry in Piddington, a RNLI station has to close because of white British thuggery and threats. This is where the constantly toxic obsession with immigration leads. To racist, flag-wielding vigilantism that ruins this country for everyone.
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nah - paywall
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Very good
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So ban fracking as you promised you would
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We are all there but some of us are looking at the DLR stations
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John Dalton - brain marinated in woke sauce. They/them @johndaledalton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of the 'vox pops' from #newsnight last night was quite intelligent.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She is so brave and good. I hope she doesn't get too much grief.
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Fionna O’Leary @fascinatorfun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe if Farage and Tice et all actually attended HofC and paid attention to proceeding ( ⭐️ 25th March 2026 ⭐️) they would know for sure that the new provisions about donations to political parties would apply from THAT DAY ⭐️. Capping it at £100,000 hansard.parliament.uk/commons/2026...
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm proud to represent the interests of the man in the street. The street is in Thailand and the man is Christopher Harborne.
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’ll get over it with enough of that 74 million spent on advertising 😁
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Chris @oakymoron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘The evidence is clear: Reform UK is a party for sale. Nigel Farage is a politician for sale. And given half the chance, they’d sell our country down the river.’ He would sell off the NHS,Education and anything else to billionaires He cares zero about the UK www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Unions to intervene on political funding as TUC chief warns ‘super-rich’ threaten democracy
UK general secretaries had been split on issue but sources say they are likely to back strong words calling for action
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What does EPA stand for? It sounds like a bit of a misnomer.
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La Reine des Metaphores @metaphorqu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well done Rachel Reeves?
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Simple as possible - not simpler @ockamsrazor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes!
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