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Johnny Likes Tofu

@johnlytham.bsky.social
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#FBPE Infected by the Remainer Mind Virus. PR please. Member of the “Guardian-reading , tofu-eating, wokerati”. Inveterate anti-fracker Increasingly vegetarian. EV & Solar panel owner. Weta trimaran sailor. Lake District lover. As puzzled as the oyster.

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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We are all there but some of us are looking at the DLR stations
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
10 weeks later an international cycle race is due to pass the pothole and the organisers check the route minutes before. They have to spray the pothole with neon orange and put up 5 cones so that there isn’t an accident as the riders pass. Good job they spotted it eh?
Riders avoiding the pothole
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#TourofBritain #Reform #lancashire This is what happens when Reform control your council! 1/2 In June 26 you report a pothole to Lancashire Highways that has been deepening for months. You specifically state that it is “v. dangerous for cyclists” Nothing happens
Dangerous pothole on Tour of Britain route
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tour of Britain arriving in Lytham #cycling #tourofbritain
Tour of Britain arrives in Lytham
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Good news for bins!
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My onions serve no other purpose in my garden than to make the bees happy - I love seeing them!
Bee on overgrown spring onion
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Funnily enough the list of who did you vote for in 24 doesn’t include Reform until you try to submit. Then it returns an error and it then gives you a list with Reform on it
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Poppies in a field at Chatton #Northumberland
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is what a slapped arse looks like after a going over from Keir Starmer
Farage, Tice, and Rossindel almost crying after being eviscerated by SKS
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
God I hate companies that don’t answer emails about their products - I even wrote to them in German! Anyway I just mended my Grandesys cistern/basin by using Google. It took me a while but it was very satisfying for a non DIY person. Oh and verpiss euch grandesys.de
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Bluebird K7 flies for the first time this week! (video)
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Bluebird K7 flies for the first time this week!
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
After giving blood last week I was invited to take part in “Our Future Health” - it’s a worthy scheme but it records very personal data including DNA. Unfortunately I’m not happy sharing that with Palantir do it’s a hard “no” from me 😤 #palantir
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Good morning from a misty Coniston #coniston #lakedistrict #sunrise #grizedale #coniston14
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
These dodgy car washes are getting beyond a joke !
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Well that’s $300 million well spent eh?
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Should I worry about moving to Virgin Media? Eh @virginmedianews.bsky.social ?
Email from virgin media with blank appointment details
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Lancashire CC Highways Department under Reform is a joke. I reported multiple pot holes next to a school in May last year to be told "We actually repaired the defect cited in your email .. on 30 May 2025. “ This is what their "repair" looks like now. Imagine these clowns in government 🤬
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
There’s a cat hiding in our duvet
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@herdwicksheep.bsky.social Shameless Saturday (over at Parkgate, Coniston)
A herdwick sheep at a kitchen window in Coniston
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hi - I’m canvassing for Matt Goodwin
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I had a visit from a Reform canvasser today
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is the first Olympics where I have cheered US failures - I wonder what changed?
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It’s surprisingly common 😂
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
#bbc announces next series #Traitors lineup New twist - they are all Traitors
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trump drones on and claims that China does not have its own windmills 😂😂😂 #Davos
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My goodness but Trump’s speech sounds like he’s on mogadon - so low energy, boring and not even worth laughing at!
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Not similar as that spacing isn’t typica any more, but today’s mega pads are pretty scary. Google “Encana megapad”
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Like Mr Egan tried here
Cuadrilla’s Egan and dubious claims about seismicity in the Fylde
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
We can do better than this!
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Well I got one of them removed
Tripadvisor removal email for fake review
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
B b b but the Express told me …
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Vegan Christmas cake
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Vegan turkey (home made seitan)
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
@soozuk.bsky.social - could that because it was a stupid generalisation and not actually very funny? Love a 66 yo boomer xxxx 😂😂
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
No worries - it’s not finalised yet
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This is an exceptional series on the BBC IPlayer- I remember thinking as it unfolded that Richard Ratcliffe was an exceptional man. The dramatised version is a tough watch.
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I hope they weren’t omnisexual ones - that would be far too woke!
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
😂
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Oh yeah?
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Je ne suis pas Charlie
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Johnny Likes Tofu @johnlytham.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The new series of the Handmaids Tale is a bit shit
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