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B.S. in Informatics Software Developer focused on building efficient, maintainable systems. Daily work includes automation, data workflows, and Microsoft-centric tech stacks. joeyrockwood.fyi

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Singularity's Bounty e/CC @catblanketflower.yuwakisa.com · 05/10/2026
Computer, load up celery man please.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Clarisse @qex.at · 29/09/2026
its kinda dumb that when ur hungry af u dont have the energy to get the food to have the energy to get the food to have the energy to get the food to have the energy to get the food to have the energy to get the food to have the energy to get the food to have the energy to get the food to have the
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 25/09/2026
AGI Achieved
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In light of everything that’s going on
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 17/09/2026
Centered Text in SQL Stored Procedures
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
KEEP TALKING - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLATIN RIDEN A EVIL MOTOCYCLE "KEEP TALKING MOTHER FUCKER , I WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF YOUR STORY, I AM SORRY I INTERRUPTED " - SORRY, MY BAD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 13/09/2026
I forgot to add the water
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Bailey Townsend 🦀 @pds.dad · 06/09/2026
Imessage texts starts with sender than "you who sends"

hi
send dudes
you mean nudes?
I'm in a fight. I need more men
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man is vacuuming while trying to make conversation with someone in another room. He is thrilled with the turning radius of the machine. A voice from the other room yells, “What?” The vacuuming man yells back, “I said this puppy’s got serious turning radius.” It’s likely he’ll continue to repeat himself over the sound of the vacuum  Artist’s note: I’m always aiming for bold and sloppy line work. We achieved that here.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bruce Campbell has revealed that doctors have given him an estimated 5 years to live following his terminal cancer diagnosis.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 01/09/2026
Saw this happen one time in Pokémon
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 01/09/2026
When fiancé is spelled without an accent my brain always reads it as finance
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 29/08/2026
Y’all or Y’nothin
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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 28/08/2026
Press [X] to doubt
Screenshot of the Bluesky status page, which reads “All systems Operational”
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 28/08/2026
Coworker: “This scam email was so badly made” Everyone: *laughing along* Me: *deleting my multiple paragraph explanation of how scammers purposefully make emails look bad to ensure they get the easiest targets as they desire quantity over quality and avoid wasting time on complex targets.*
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mango sticky rice? Unfortunately, no. Man go office job. Man look out window. Man ponder life.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 21/08/2026
Ex: “I thought it was claudable, but Claude called an audible”
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
> be born into poverty > never know your father and lean on a series of paternal figures > get stuck in a thankless job > fall in love with a beautiful waitress > reveal your superhero identity only to learn you can never be with her > be Charlie Kelly > pic unrelated
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 19/08/2026
His name’s Alfred P Johnson But we call him Mr. Poopy Butter Beans
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Bailey Townsend 🦀 @pds.dad · 18/08/2026
Yes, we've had first coffee, but what about second coffee?
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Brookie @brookie.blog · 16/08/2026
reminder to make your atproto projects less reliant on bluesky infrastructure 💞
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Alona @alona.page · 15/08/2026
they’re normalising your ass on SQLsky
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zeu @zeu.dev · 14/08/2026
waiting for the host to let me in the zoom meeting
The Odyssey behind the scenes of a man in armor standing in front of giant wooden gate
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2Pac Chauffeur @horny4gandalf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Weird Al with speech bubble
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cafkafk @cafkafk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This lowkey go hard
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bernie Sanders 👆
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 11/08/2026
“White boy can absolutely get Bayesian” -Fable
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 10/08/2026
I stopped buying pop in cans because of how often I did this. Now, it's just a 2 liter in the fridge door that I take a pull from like a prospector hitting a whiskey bottle every hour or so.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 09/08/2026
I also remember cash app had a bug and TikTok convinced everyone it meant truly free money glitch I saw people with tens of thousands taken out that they then owed once the dust settled
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werewolf ver mitzvah 🗿 @ver.ooo · 09/08/2026
hey check this out bro they posted your therapy sessions on youtube
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 09/08/2026
Get it twisted
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 08/08/2026
*sweating* *licks lips a little* Yes… now sh-show the *whispers* interiors
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 08/08/2026
She told me kms too but i think had a very different meaning
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 08/08/2026
Thought the matrix broke for a second with one bottle having multiple reflections until I realized it was just two bottles and one reflection
Dresser and mirror with makeup and sunscreen bottles

Bottles aligned look like one had multiple reflections
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 08/08/2026
Pretty sure my middle school teacher had a very similar complaint about us too haha
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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How it feels going to the Asian supermarket for green tea KitKats
Tom cruise from the last samurai
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Grace @gracekind.net · 07/08/2026
I’m generally a bitter lesson believer about this sort of thing, but I do think the one-model-for-everything approach is starting to show its limits with Claude, in that “be good at agentic coding” and “be a good conversation partner” come apart at the tails
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Gordon @gordon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
little computers you can flash with your own firmware buildinpublic.com/gadgets
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Gadgets · Build in Public
Little computers you can flash with your own firmware — see what the #buildinpublic community is hacking on.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i think basically awooga or hummina hummina hummina
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 06/08/2026
Me 90% of the time reading things on Bluesky…
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 06/08/2026
Crime against humanity that I’m anywhere near vibe-coded.com or godoglyness They’re a million times more interesting.
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Joey @joeyrockwood.fyi · 06/08/2026
From gambling/investments to dating leads! What a great offer!
casino leads, forex leads, betting leads, pharma leads, dating leads, real estate leads, online consumer leads for sale
Hello
I sell casino leads (depositors) , forex leads (depositors), betting leads (depositors), pharma leads (customers), dating leads, real estate leads (buyers and investors), online consumer leads.
Almost all geos (countrys) are available.
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