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Joe Köller

@joekllr.bsky.social
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He/him - Ex-critic, reformed poster, recidivist gamer.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 24/09/2026
this game has truly gone off the rails (as I'd hoped)
a screenshot of Subterfuge. You can see the overlapping sentry ranges across the upper-left corner. At the top of the screenshot is Serenity, held by Olive (Joe). It has 355 subs on it. Directly south of it is El-Farolito, occupied by Beige (Nick motherfucking Capozzoli) who is streaming a maddening series of attacks, 6 subs at a time, almost precisely 10 minutes apart.

And, as a delightful bit of whimsy in this unhinged tableau, we have a single driller departing Serenity to another outpost. It has been renamed by Joe to have the laughing while crying emoji as its moniker, which appears below it in the game. 

It feels as though perhaps, in this hellish intertwining of undersea violence, one soul has found freedom, peace, and perhaps a little joy (at least until it dies upon the shields of Nautilus).
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After all the apps providing things your mom used to do for you, the tech industry finally graduates to just straight-up selling you a mom.
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me: Subterfuge isn't that complicated. Average Subterfuge game:
Subterfuge map looking like a red string conspiracy pinboard, just an absolute spider's web of submarines launches crisscrossing between Pink and Sky.
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Something very cool and normal about corporate law is that even a written record of you saying "I am aware we are commiting a crime here" won't land you in prison.
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Michael Seemann @mspr0.de · 17/09/2026
wir kommen aus diesem semantischen chaos nicht mehr raus, wenn wir nicht klar machen, dass es zwei konkurrierende antisemitismusbegriffe gibt, die nichts miteinander zu tun haben. einen traditionellen mit den üblichen vorurteilen und verschwörungstheorien und einen, um israelkritik zu delegitimieren
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 14/09/2026
It's TIME! TO! GET! HYPE! Today, I get to proudly unveil Steam Hype, the project I've been working on with the help of @hookshot.media for the past two and a half months. A new PC gaming site which aims to demystify PC gaming, cut through the 100+ daily releases and spotlight indies as much as AAA
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Steam Hype
Steam Hype is your go-to destination for discovering the latest, greatest, and most talked-about games on Steam.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have never been more hypertargeted by a podcast than when @austinwalker.bsky.social describes the elvish perception of time as "some Sapir-Whorf bullshit".
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I still want them to make an actual XCOM 3. However, when they do, I will be like "the second one was better".
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 24/08/2026
The future is humanoid robots with exploding asses.
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
1) This is correct. 2) Videogames can handle hater takes. Important part of the ecosystem. 3) Even if you disagree with the take, massive loser energy to whine about it on social media. Go ahead and write "In defense of the self-playing game." 1,500 words minimum. Put up or shut up.
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Reminds me a lot of some of the claims that @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social has been making about what the real use of AI is -- deferment of responsibility and the broad filibustering of the basic functions of civil society.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
All information being forcibly degraded into chatbot summaries collides with our ongoing literacy crisis to deliver an unimaginable lack of understanding, new frontiers in talking past each other. A reverse Tower of Babel where we speak the same language but unattach all shared meaning from it.
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Ben Abraham @afterclimate.com.au · 11/08/2026
The economy is a wholly owned subsidiary of nature - I think that’s the @70sbachchan.bsky.social line…
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
electrocute that little freak
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
whoaaaa we did a shelved by genre bonus episode "halfway through tolkien" q&a session!!! michael did not make a video promo because he got food poisoning but if this gets one hundred reposts he will post a picture of the bloody eye he got from throwing up so much www.patreon.com/rangedtouch/...
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Shelved By Genre BONUSODE: Lord of the Year Halfway Q+A | Ranged Touch
Shelved By Genre BONUSODE: Lord of the Year Halfway Q+A by Ranged Touch on Patreon. Join Ranged Touch's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One thing I love about Medienboard Berlin-Brandenburg is that they're not afraid to slap a big "funded by taxpayer money" sticker on indie games about the concept of loss (finding an apartment in Berlin)
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thinking about a game I had a borderline religious experience playing that does not get talked about enough these days.
The cover to Freespace 2
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David Shimomura Halloween Edition @unwinnabledavid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Too many people in this space ultimately only care about their ability to play games. Their entire ideology is based on the premise that games are some right accorded to them. When that's your most core belief, nothing serious can be built on top of it.
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 18/07/2026
The number of quote tweets crowing and cheering about this is nauseating. Workers lost their jobs! The bosses are still there! Why does that make you happy? Capital counts on you to be petty and small-minded and vindictive towards strangers instead of having a scrap of solidarity for the worker.
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
listen to shelved by genre
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thank god there are no gender studies classes anymore otherwise we might be able to figure out what's going on here.
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Low Quality Cats @lowqualitycats.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
First, I want to remind people of Microsoft's role in the genocide of Palestinians - bdsmovement.net/microsoft
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Microsoft
Microsoft is perhaps the most complicit tech company in Israel’s illegal apartheid regime and ongoing genocide against 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The corporate state is underplayed in the definition of fascism. The distinctive promise of fascism is to discipline labor (and thereby eliminate the leftist threat) by uniting the government, industry, and the church to subdue it.
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Low Quality Cats @lowqualitycats.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Europeans hate aircon" is a self-reinforcing misconception perpetuated by the weird reply guys you attract by posting that take.
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The sword-wielding kid from Zero Parades having opinions about his wolf show.
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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Joe Köller @joekllr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sorry for discoursing, but calling games too easy and for babies is Nick Breckon / Idle Thumbs stolen valor.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lmao
/Reddit community “shittymoviedetails” by user “69chevy_396. The title: “In Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, Grogu is a 50 year old baby. This is a subtle nod the franchise's only remaining demographic.” Included is a picture of Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda).
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
gamers are going to make this stuff about them but the redistribution of computing power to be something only for the wealthy and corporate really sucks
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oh hell yeah GN dropped their video where they talked to everyone they could in the personal computing space and showed just how bad it is. youtu.be/zyQwAhppWj8?...
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COLLAPSE of Personal Computing | Investigation Into the Destruction of Ownership
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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Carolyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
a powerful and devastating piece.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My guess is that the percentage of Americans who are aware that we are blockading and immiserating a neighboring country is in the single digits. Its not an invasion, but involves the use of American military force with the intent of collapsing the government.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 06/05/2026
Even if Microsoft wasn't subject to a boycott by the BDS movement, it's kind of embarrassing to dickride a company that has done as much damage to the games industry as Microsoft has. All that consolidation, M&A—only to conduct mass layoffs at its new acquisitions within a year. It's fuckin gross
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/04/2026
me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 16/04/2026
if the bluesky devs could load your posts about "vibe coding" they'd be very disappointed
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Wendy Thurm @wendythurm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.
A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections:

Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again."

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Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired."

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He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged.

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Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions."

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Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m
Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately.
"The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 09/04/2026
doki doki literature club removed from google play for violating their terms on sensitive content if we don’t stop the safetyists soon then eventually the only legal media will be pop-up books that teach you how to tie your shoes
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 08/04/2026
The time between fossil fuel crises is just going to keep shrinking, until there's no discrete single "crisis" - just one unbroken prolonged state of global suffering due to fossil fuel unreliability The best time to ditch fossil fuels was 30 years ago. The second best time is now
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i take back every single nice thing i have ever said about marathon 2026 developed by bungie inc.
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