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The Onion @theonion.com · 23m
“No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream press is focused squarely on the spotted hyena with its jaws dug into the right buttock of the president and not on our historically prosperous economy.” — Beni Rae Harmony, assistant press secretary
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White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass
WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass o...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Cleveland Guardians on cleveland.com @guardscledotcom.bsky.social · 20h
The Guardians scored six runs in the sixth inning Thursday night to beat the White Sox, 9-5, and force a winner-take-all Game 5 in the American League Division Series on Saturday at 8 p.m. at Progressive Field. ⤵️
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 22h
How do you hit the batter in the ass with the bases loaded?
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Julian @hoolian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like this one.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When Jon Husted voted against the release of the Epstein files, he chose to protect predators and enablers instead of fighting for survivors like Annie Farmer, Sharlene Rochard, and Wendy Pesante. I’m honored to be joined by these women in our fight to hold pedophiles and their enablers accountable.
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Cleveland Guardians on cleveland.com @guardscledotcom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cleveland looked elimination in the eye Wednesday afternoon and shrugged in beating the White Sox, 9-3, in Game 3 of the American League Division Series at Rate Field. But can they do it two more times to keep playing October baseball? 👇
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026
oh look paid protesters
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The White Sox losing 100 games the last three years and making the playoffs this year is a great story. Very impressive. It's time for that story to come to an end. #alds #LetsGoGuards
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Formerly known as Truly S. @notincleveland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big shocker! Soren Aldaco is a fake. In that she was a legal adult when she transitioned, and it was in Texas, not Ohio. She was 19, not the child she claims she was and shows photos of in her anti-Sherrod Brown ads.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” -Orwell, Animal Farm
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
-Orwell, Animal Farm
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Cleveland Guardians on cleveland.com @guardscledotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Guardians finally know the two teams standing between them and the ALCS. Houston will host Chicago in the Wild Card Series, with the winner headed to Cleveland. Joe Noga breaks down the matchups and what comes next.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can the migrant caravan give me a ride to work?
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The constant political ads are making me nostalgic for the days of constant car insurance and moderate to severe plaque psoriasis drugs ads.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...
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Torgo's Theme (10 Minutes)
YouTube video by LeonSmorgishboard
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Cleveland Guardians on cleveland.com @guardscledotcom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Guardians are AL Central champions once again! 🏆🎉 Cleveland clinched its third straight division title Saturday night with an 11-5 win over Kansas City — and a little help from the Colorado Rockies, who beat the Chicago White Sox. Picture: AP
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Cleveland Guardians on cleveland.com @guardscledotcom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Along with the division title, the Guardians earned a first-round bye. They will play the winner of the wild-card series between the White Sox and the winner of the AL West, which will be Texas or Houston. ⤵️
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every year the experts pick the #Guardians to finish 3rd or 4th in the AL Central and every year they win it. October baseball once again. Can't wait.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp let’s just get ahead of things and transfer all these names right onto the National Sex Offenders Registry
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm happy for Torgo that he found his calling! I'm a little worried about what's in the sauce though... @frankconniff.bsky.social @rifftrax.com @billcorbett.bsky.social @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TV Girl - Blue Hair Catchy as hell. And it's great. I don't care who knows. youtube.com/watch?v=QroQ...
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TV Girl - Blue Hair
YouTube video by TV Girl
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Fugs- Boobs a Lot Well, yeah youtube.com/watch?v=tL4z...
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Boobs a Lot
YouTube video by THE FUGS - Topic
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band- I'm Gonna Booglarize You Baby Good one for chasing away the neighbors youtube.com/watch?v=ucA3...
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Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - I'm Gonna Booglarize You, Baby (1972)
YouTube video by Beat-Club
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haven't achieved too many of my dreams in life, but I finally have a driver's license picture that makes me look like a drifter, so scratch that one off the list.
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice day to sit out on the deck with a cup of coffee. Music's playing, breeze is blowing, and Walter the toothless chihuahua from next door is letting me know I need to stay out of his yard or run the risk of getting a severe ankle gumming.
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks, RFK Jr, your blithering idiocy reminded me that I was due for my flu and Covid shots, which I promptly got today.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fox News hosts spend their day telling their audience that Democrats are communists and communists are evil people, then in the evening they all got dressed up to attend a state dinner honoring a communist.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fuck him up, Nancy
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/09/2026
Both my teams clinched their third consecutive playoff berths tonight! Go Padres! Go Guardians!
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cleveland!
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Cleveland Magazine @clevelandmag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
October, here we come. The Cleveland Guardians clinched a playoff berth tonight with a 1-0 win over the Boston Red Sox. They sit atop the AL Central by half a game.
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guardians in the postseason again. Never gets old.
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Cleveland Guardians on cleveland.com @guardscledotcom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They did it! With a 1-0 victory over Boston, the Guardians have officially clinched a spot in the postseason. 🎉 Picture: AP
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Cleveland Guardians on cleveland.com @guardscledotcom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“I never take any Cleveland baseball team heading for the postseason for granted.” Terry Pluto looks at the Guardians’ remarkable run of consistency — and asks whether Cleveland has gotten a little too used to seeing them play meaningful baseball.
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Coltrane
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Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 Zelda! I’m with you sister. Stop using our fathers as your bad joke AI-generated puppets. Shame. Shame. Shame.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
people who don't believe in evolution have obviously never watched me eat an orange over the sink
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well despite my 35 year insistence I would never watch it, I have now seen "Manos: The Hands of Fate" for the first and only time along with @frankconniff.bsky.social and @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social. You'll be able to witness that viewing and all that was said during it by year's end via The Mads.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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Dumb Industries @dumb-industries.com · 21/09/2026
The new eBook from Mystery Science Theater 3000's Frank Conniff is here. GOUT COP! dumb-industries.com/goutcop
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GOUT COP! by Frank Conniff eBook — Dumb Industries
He has Gout. He’s a Cop. GOUT COP! Written by Frank Conniff, a writer/performer on Mystery Science Theater 3000 ("TV's Frank").
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Angine de Poitrine fucking rules.
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Jhohe's In The Basement @joejustcantfit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't think I even know one guy named Herb, except my uncle who's been dead for years, and he probably wouldn't have been interested in cooking together. Seems like a small target audience that would know multiple Herbs who were also cooking enthusiasts.
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skrticx.bsky.social @skrticx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Great meeting Christopher Harris Jr. at Black Frog Brewery in Midtown. Born in Honolulu, he moved to CLE in 2024 and now brews alongside his father at Cleveland’s first Black-owned brewery. A friendly new Clevelander building on a family story. Read more: clevelandmagazine.com/articles/skr...
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