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Joe Cecchini

@joececchini.bsky.social
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I had never met Sky before, but rent was due.

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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Trump got punked like a bitch. Gotta love it.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Is this Kenny Scharf inspired? @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
All these damn kids with their rock n roll music!
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Mmmm free peanut M&Ms.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
GATOR BOYS STAY HOT!!!
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This so her. Just typical.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/03/2025
Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent theonion.com/astrona...
Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This article gave me a boner. www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/this-is-ho...
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This Is How Tesla Will Die
The vultures are circling the tech giant.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Red Will Danaher and the Yank. There will be wigs on the green this day! Happy St Patrick’s Day!
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
People who post stuff like this should be forced to actually watch women’s basketball.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
As I walk out into this mild New York day, I giddily recognize… spring is here. youtu.be/pu7f39LAUJQ?...
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Spring Is Here
YouTube video by Elvy
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I think this about a lot of things, but I really think this is the one they’ll quote in his obituary.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Too much Moby… Not enough dick.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Challenge accepted.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
And son, that’s how you were born.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Can’t I just dislike his flow in peace?
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Cash Warren was a hero to PAs everywhere. This makes me sad.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Wouldn’t it be crazy if Trump accidentally saves Trudeau’s premiership?
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Canada and Mexico, there are two ways to respond to bullies…
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Congress controls the purse strings. All spending and taxes come from Congress. Cept tariffs. Yeah. Weird.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I love that this is exactly what they said about the Patriots 20 years ago. And I said about the Bulls 30 years ago. It just can’t be that they’re really just that good.
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 31/01/2025
"If you get tired Learn to rest Not to quit" Credit Banksy Fox Friday
Fox walking through fresh snow.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
“I think you’ve had enough, sir.”
A person stands, back to the camera, in a jacket with 6 large pockets on the back of his jacket. In front of them is a server behind a concession stand labeled “pockets.”
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I have no sympathy for anyone who makes a living on TikTok. It’s a dumb job that symbolizes everything that is wrong with society.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
What’s sad is he was the subject of one of my favorite working-in-Hollywood stories. We got high and then he made fun of my outfit.
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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
me: alexa, play that song by the ting tings siri: that’s not my name
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Life's too long to not hold grudges.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Why do we “park in a driveway” and “masturbate to clown porn”
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
*trips over crack in sidewalk* [under breath] parkour
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Beelzetrice 🏳️‍⚧️ @ifneedbee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The bots that like a bunch of my inane posts get a follow. That’s right, I’m desperate.
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I kicked my dog off the bed and now she’s sitting in the corner humming a Sarah McLachlan song
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m assuming it has a steady beat.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Words to live by.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The little engine that could never let go of what he was forced to do in the war.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I have an idea for a Swedish show about undergarments called Bra Tack.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
This is Boxing Day! And on Boxing Day, you’re on your own!
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I’m discovering the key to traditional Swedish Christmas food is to take traditional Swedish food and add cinnamon.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
When I travel through Europe, they call me the…
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Twitter = The Stone Cutters BlueSky = The No Homers Elon = Homer
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I’m tired of the Democrats being the adults in the room. I’d love to see them refuse to pass anything. Refuse the raise the debt limit. Burn the whole fucking thing down and then blame it on the Republicans. Turnaround is fair play, no?
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dumilychambers.bsky.social @dumilychambers.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Noodle I Saw My Grandparents Making Love Once And I Didn't Leave Right Away
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Very disappointed in Wicked. Not a single scene about candle making.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Lately when I walk down the street, I imagine that everyone I pass has an OnlyFans page and I try to guess the tags.
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Joe Cecchini @joececchini.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If you’re wondering why we lost in November, read this article. Oddly it doesn’t mention that this person is doing time for first degree murder. But it does deign to mention, “Amber was caught having consensual sex with her cisgender roommate in their cell.” www.huffpost.com/entry/trans-...
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A Trans Woman Was Moved Back To A Men's Prison. Now She's Suing.
Washington state made the unprecedented move to transfer Amber Kim to Monroe Correctional Facility in June.
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