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This Machine Is A Flat Circle

@joeava.bsky.social
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Bearded dad and AP Euro / World History teacher. MA student - Transatlanticism, Political Ecology, Empire. New Jersey gavone. COYG.

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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Daniel Keys Moran @fatsam.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Karl Jacoby 
@karl_jacoby

Historian here to remind you that when the student body was
predominantly white, world-class public universities like Berkeley charged no tuition.  Today's student debt is a product of underfunding of education right as integration began to take place.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dude. I can’t take this anymore. Just croak, already.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All I have to say is today was a day where I saw an anti-bullying BMX assembly sponsored by the Marine Corps and PETA2.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dennis Hastert tragically died drowning in a horseshoe sandwich.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blood in the water.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Tim Robinson and Conner O’Malley bit just dropped.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whatcha thinkin?
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So I wonder if stuff like this, based on the calls for an “AI slowdown” from earlier this week, is an indication that AI is terrible at doing what these charlatans promised but really good at hacking into otherwise secure networks.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man I got a lot of thoughts on this. Probably some kind of thread incoming as I work through stuff.
nj.com
There’s one huge thing that needs to change in N.J. schools, new education chief says
Lily Laux, seven months into the job, is heading a committee tasked with recommending sweeping changes for New Jersey school districts.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, Spurs - Everton game is like the Mets playing the Mets.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just dropped my Fall class. Two classes away from finishing and feel like I’m never going to finish this degree.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the argument against Mamdani attending the 9/11 anniversary, as far as I can tell, is literally just that he’s Muslim, and reposting it is just reporting rank racism
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Been reading a 40-year old novel for the past few weeks and have somehow managed to not have it spoiled until my father-in-law just casually drops the ending after I said I’m reading it for the first time and haven’t seen the series like 3 times in the past few minutes. Absolutely livid.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Been too busy to post with the start of school but man the number of recession indicators I’m clocking on a daily basis is ridiculous.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
no amnesty
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Much like it took Nixon to go to China, it took a landlord to be the American Mao
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026
i'm actually a little shook by the way that mao and trump seem to be the same Type of Guy.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026
“Writing builds our working memory, executive planning skills and metacognition — the ability to think about our thinking, weigh alternate viewpoints and revise for clarity and style. It takes decades to develop writing skills, from toddlerhood into adulthood.”
nytimes.com
What Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing?
Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills.
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ms Maxwell, I say this with the greatest disrespect, fuck you.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You played the recorder in part to strengthen your fine motor skills and in part to introduce you to basic music theory concepts like rhythm, the C-major scale, and reading basic music notes. Your teachers wanted to make elementary music education available to all, not just the rich.
Threads post "And then for no reason, no reason at all, they made us all learn how to play the recorder"
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Boy, there is just nothing good about this Arday story. Plagiarizing fabulists shouldn’t have jobs in academia but they also shouldn’t be harassed to death by racist cowards.
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Eli Sennesh @elisennesh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not really me but my dad has been using Apple computers since long before the iMac.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
lol, lmao even
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@MadocCairns

(the monarch has just died)

lets raise prayer most Ardent that the next Soverig'n will be a right godly one

(my catholic wife glares at me) 

ande thatte they return to the faith catholick 

(i see the constable passing by my window)

*sweating*
which is alfo in Truth reformede,
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It really never stops burning me to hear this kind of shit. We come to this country, we buy its narratives, we believe in the system, we contribute so much to society (Sayed is a fucking doctor and Rhodes scholar) - and these inbred bigots have the audacity to say things like this publicly.
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legend Robin Lopez
Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality
Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Will it matter? Let’s find out!
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The Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This was my exact experience re-reading Confederacy of Dunces last year. Me in 2007: haha this guy, what a weirdo, so many absurd hijinx Me in 2025: oh no, a book about the same type of guy who ruins everything else around me, and now he's ruining reading too
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ahem, I’ve considered at least a partial solution for this.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh no. Just awful.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And yet I see so many people here being obtuse about economic statistics. People feel bad about the economy because they go shopping and feel the squeeze regularly.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So I’m at a Mexican restaurant on the side of Rt 1 waiting for a trailer hitch to be installed on my car and I’m the only gringo in this place. Best restaurant meal I’ve had in a long time.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Reading The Odyssey for the first time since high school in preparation for seeing it in imax tomorrow night and the thing I’m remembering about Odysseus is that he’s a giant piece of shit.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 25/07/2026
Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They're doing trigger warnings for people who can't handle learning about history
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Republicans: “You can’t trust the government for anything and when we’re in power we’re gonna prove it.”
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lol cope and seethe
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Uhhhhhh
reddit.com
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Explore this post and more from the newjersey community
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 21/07/2026
huh. don't like nicaragua just cancelling elections forever cnnespanol.cnn.com/2026/07/20/l...
cnnespanol.cnn.com
Ortega declara el fin de la alternancia en Nicaragua: “Aquí no volverá a haber elecciones” | CNN
El presidente de Nicaragua, Daniel Ortega, borró de plano este domingo la posibilidad de realizar nuevas elecciones en el país.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is a tremendous piece of writing.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the knicks closed the portal to hell, we’re gonna win
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
bruh
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I didn't realize that being an alpha meant you needed to dress like Powerline from A Goofy Movie going to a gay funeral
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