Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleDaniel Keys Moran @fatsam.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026 0128
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dude. I can’t take this anymore. Just croak, already. 120
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026All I have to say is today was a day where I saw an anti-bullying BMX assembly sponsored by the Marine Corps and PETA2. 100
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dennis Hastert tragically died drowning in a horseshoe sandwich. 000
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New Tim Robinson and Conner O’Malley bit just dropped. 101
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat Circleworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026whatcha thinkin? 5812424354
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So I wonder if stuff like this, based on the calls for an “AI slowdown” from earlier this week, is an indication that AI is terrible at doing what these charlatans promised but really good at hacking into otherwise secure networks. 110
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Man I got a lot of thoughts on this. Probably some kind of thread incoming as I work through stuff.nj.comThere’s one huge thing that needs to change in N.J. schools, new education chief saysLily Laux, seven months into the job, is heading a committee tasked with recommending sweeping changes for New Jersey school districts. 100
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Man, Spurs - Everton game is like the Mets playing the Mets. 010
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered 13877961481
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just dropped my Fall class. Two classes away from finishing and feel like I’m never going to finish this degree. 100
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleAnjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026the argument against Mamdani attending the 9/11 anniversary, as far as I can tell, is literally just that he’s Muslim, and reposting it is just reporting rank racism 206139261948
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Been reading a 40-year old novel for the past few weeks and have somehow managed to not have it spoiled until my father-in-law just casually drops the ending after I said I’m reading it for the first time and haven’t seen the series like 3 times in the past few minutes. Absolutely livid. 001
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Been too busy to post with the start of school but man the number of recession indicators I’m clocking on a daily basis is ridiculous. 040
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026no amnesty 151192262
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager. 1052181283781
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Much like it took Nixon to go to China, it took a landlord to be the American Mao 0517
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat Circlejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026i'm actually a little shook by the way that mao and trump seem to be the same Type of Guy. 2304209975
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026“Writing builds our working memory, executive planning skills and metacognition — the ability to think about our thinking, weigh alternate viewpoints and revise for clarity and style. It takes decades to develop writing skills, from toddlerhood into adulthood.”nytimes.comWhat Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing?Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills. 5366133
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleAparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Ms Maxwell, I say this with the greatest disrespect, fuck you. 410422
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat Circleex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You played the recorder in part to strengthen your fine motor skills and in part to introduce you to basic music theory concepts like rhythm, the C-major scale, and reading basic music notes. Your teachers wanted to make elementary music education available to all, not just the rich. 11957021016
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Boy, there is just nothing good about this Arday story. Plagiarizing fabulists shouldn’t have jobs in academia but they also shouldn’t be harassed to death by racist cowards. 110
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat Circleben @vtben.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Not really me but my dad has been using Apple computers since long before the iMac. 261
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/02/2026 21551186
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleDana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It really never stops burning me to hear this kind of shit. We come to this country, we buy its narratives, we believe in the system, we contribute so much to society (Sayed is a fucking doctor and Rhodes scholar) - and these inbred bigots have the audacity to say things like this publicly. 14913137
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleBrady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The legend Robin Lopez 383172519
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next? 1365452802
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it. 669252198958
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death! 583347560
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleThe Loar Axe @theloaraxe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This was my exact experience re-reading Confederacy of Dunces last year. Me in 2007: haha this guy, what a weirdo, so many absurd hijinx Me in 2025: oh no, a book about the same type of guy who ruins everything else around me, and now he's ruining reading too 0152
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Ahem, I’ve considered at least a partial solution for this. 100
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 27/07/2026And yet I see so many people here being obtuse about economic statistics. People feel bad about the economy because they go shopping and feel the squeeze regularly. 010
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 27/07/2026So I’m at a Mexican restaurant on the side of Rt 1 waiting for a trailer hitch to be installed on my car and I’m the only gringo in this place. Best restaurant meal I’ve had in a long time. 150
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Reading The Odyssey for the first time since high school in preparation for seeing it in imax tomorrow night and the thing I’m remembering about Odysseus is that he’s a giant piece of shit. 130
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleMike Masnick @masnick.com · 25/07/2026Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands? 834399986
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026They're doing trigger warnings for people who can't handle learning about history 1223163
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Republicans: “You can’t trust the government for anything and when we’re in power we’re gonna prove it.” 000
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Uhhhhhhreddit.comFrom the newjersey community on Reddit: Tornado west caldwell Fairfield areaExplore this post and more from the newjersey community 210
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 21/07/2026huh. don't like nicaragua just cancelling elections forever cnnespanol.cnn.com/2026/07/20/l...cnnespanol.cnn.comOrtega declara el fin de la alternancia en Nicaragua: “Aquí no volverá a haber elecciones” | CNNEl presidente de Nicaragua, Daniel Ortega, borró de plano este domingo la posibilidad de realizar nuevas elecciones en el país. 4788
This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This is a tremendous piece of writing. 020
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat Circlelowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 19/07/2026the knicks closed the portal to hell, we’re gonna win 543828
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 19/07/2026bruh 501180153
Reposted by This Machine Is A Flat CircleCurt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I didn't realize that being an alpha meant you needed to dress like Powerline from A Goofy Movie going to a gay funeral 0549