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This Machine Is A Flat Circle

@joeava.bsky.social
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Bearded dad and AP Euro / World History teacher. MA student - Transatlanticism, Political Ecology, Empire. New Jersey gavone. COYG.

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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What the fuck, man.
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Daniel Keys Moran @fatsam.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Karl Jacoby 
@karl_jacoby

Historian here to remind you that when the student body was
predominantly white, world-class public universities like Berkeley charged no tuition.  Today's student debt is a product of underfunding of education right as integration began to take place.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonna live another 14 years or something just endlessly talking shit.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dude. I can’t take this anymore. Just croak, already.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In this divided nation we can agree on one thing and one thing only. BMX tricks are rad.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was there a college kid with purple hair in an ‘end speciesism’ tshirt handing out USMC lanyards and pro vegan flyers while the local recruiting station had kids doing a pull up competition? You’d also be correct.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You might be thinking to yourself, was the emcee a white guy with dreadlocks? You bet your ass he was.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All I have to say is today was a day where I saw an anti-bullying BMX assembly sponsored by the Marine Corps and PETA2.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dennis Hastert tragically died drowning in a horseshoe sandwich.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Soriano looks like he’s about to lay down in traffic fr
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blood in the water.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Tim Robinson and Conner O’Malley bit just dropped.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They can all get in the bin except for Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, and Ben Folds — JMO
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whatcha thinkin?
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
More wrecking ball than construction tool.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So I wonder if stuff like this, based on the calls for an “AI slowdown” from earlier this week, is an indication that AI is terrible at doing what these charlatans promised but really good at hacking into otherwise secure networks.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At least they’re not touting charters as the solution anymore.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My concern is that this is going to absolutely fuck urban schools in New Jersey. Again.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That said, she is saying some of the right things re: ICE in schools and special education services.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Second, I am really wary of an out-of-state TFA alum coming in and reforming anything in New Jersey education. As someone who came up in the Cami Anderson/Chris Cerf era of NPS I’m EXTREMELY skeptical of these types.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First of all, the old “we have to change the school funding formula!” has been a consistent refrain in NJ education since I was in grad school 16 years ago. That said, I think there’s political will right now because districts are deeply strapped for funding.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man I got a lot of thoughts on this. Probably some kind of thread incoming as I work through stuff.
nj.com
There’s one huge thing that needs to change in N.J. schools, new education chief says
Lily Laux, seven months into the job, is heading a committee tasked with recommending sweeping changes for New Jersey school districts.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, Spurs - Everton game is like the Mets playing the Mets.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just dropped my Fall class. Two classes away from finishing and feel like I’m never going to finish this degree.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mostly raising small children, medicating my mood, reading old books, getting tattoos, and working out. I should plan some travel though, too.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the argument against Mamdani attending the 9/11 anniversary, as far as I can tell, is literally just that he’s Muslim, and reposting it is just reporting rank racism
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Been reading a 40-year old novel for the past few weeks and have somehow managed to not have it spoiled until my father-in-law just casually drops the ending after I said I’m reading it for the first time and haven’t seen the series like 3 times in the past few minutes. Absolutely livid.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Glad you came out of it alright but, uh, this was not my experience at all.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Been too busy to post with the start of school but man the number of recession indicators I’m clocking on a daily basis is ridiculous.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
no amnesty
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Much like it took Nixon to go to China, it took a landlord to be the American Mao
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026
i'm actually a little shook by the way that mao and trump seem to be the same Type of Guy.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026
“Writing builds our working memory, executive planning skills and metacognition — the ability to think about our thinking, weigh alternate viewpoints and revise for clarity and style. It takes decades to develop writing skills, from toddlerhood into adulthood.”
nytimes.com
What Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing?
Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills.
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ms Maxwell, I say this with the greatest disrespect, fuck you.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You played the recorder in part to strengthen your fine motor skills and in part to introduce you to basic music theory concepts like rhythm, the C-major scale, and reading basic music notes. Your teachers wanted to make elementary music education available to all, not just the rich.
Threads post "And then for no reason, no reason at all, they made us all learn how to play the recorder"
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just a tragic story where no one learns anything.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Boy, there is just nothing good about this Arday story. Plagiarizing fabulists shouldn’t have jobs in academia but they also shouldn’t be harassed to death by racist cowards.
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Eli Sennesh @elisennesh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Same. Think we got our first one ~1989.
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not really me but my dad has been using Apple computers since long before the iMac.
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This Machine Is A Flat Circle @joeava.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
lol, lmao even
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@MadocCairns

(the monarch has just died)

lets raise prayer most Ardent that the next Soverig'n will be a right godly one

(my catholic wife glares at me) 

ande thatte they return to the faith catholick 

(i see the constable passing by my window)

*sweating*
which is alfo in Truth reformede,
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It really never stops burning me to hear this kind of shit. We come to this country, we buy its narratives, we believe in the system, we contribute so much to society (Sayed is a fucking doctor and Rhodes scholar) - and these inbred bigots have the audacity to say things like this publicly.
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legend Robin Lopez
Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality
Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.
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