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Joe

@joe-jones.bsky.social
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Optimist, despite all the data. I love clear thinking, what’s left of nature, and drum n bass. Settling on being the 3rd or 4th best version of myself.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 17h
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20h
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Female, 28, and got a body cam to film arseholes abusing me while out running. Local NPT love visiting people at home if I get a number plate. So far I've had 2 charged and 1 guy lost his job and I've no regrets.

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cherfan75.bsky.social @cherfan75.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Exactly!! But they all need this so share it wildly!!!
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Scotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From Scotland to Northumberland, Blackpool to Leicestershire, Reform contested six by-elections yesterday. They lost all six. Six contests. Six defeats. Reform are not inevitable. Their bubble has burst😉 Have a great weekend comrades! #NoFascists #RightWingLosers #FailingFarage
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right?
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Telescopefish, a rare deep-sea creature known for its eyes adapted for spotting bioluminescence. Original post
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If only I could tell which one is the Reform councillor from the pictures
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That would be much more useful than learning how to do-si-do.
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a point on thread that a guy disagreed with. Under the misapprehension that *I’m a woman* he bombards me with personal insults and accusations of misandry, mental instability, all in a patronising and condescending tone. I’m so sorry women have to put up with all this shit every day.
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve had an idea. Decree that we’re going to implement ‘Guilty until proven Innocent’ in all SA cases *until* a demonstrably accurate process for determining the truth is invented. Then watch how fucking *quickly* men will go out and solve the problem.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When people say "hurting you is the LAST thing I want to do", they're admitting that it's on their list, and they're saving it till the end.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rejoiners need to first tackle/confront the big questions and shibboliths surrounding membership, rather than just leaping to Rejoin. rolandmcs.substack.com/p/on-rejoin?...
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On Rejoin
How should the UK approach rejoining the EU?
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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"What do you mean Melania's shoes don't fit?"
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is there any way Meta can fuck all the way off, and then fuck off even further? A boycott doesn’t seem anywhere near enough
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If there’s one thing we English do better than *anyone* else, it’s shattering a grand conspiracy theory with an endearingly mundane explanation 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☕️ www.wiltshire999s.co.uk/raf-fairford...
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RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', sources
The RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', according to sources. A Ministry of Defence source told Wiltshire 999s...
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heading out to nick a bit of diesel. What’s the worst that could happen? #fairford
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/09/2026
Just gonna share this again.
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be fair, you honestly can’t say that Enid Blyton isn’t prepared to move with the times.
BBC headline: Five arrested as counter-terror police investigate major incident near RAF Fairford
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BREAKING: Massive Attack’s Rob Del Naja arrested under the UK Terrorism Act outside Labour Party conference venue. The legendary musician was arrested after peacefully holding “I oppose genocide - I support Palestine Action” on a paper sign on the eve of Labour’s conference.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My neighbour is playing his kids educational songs played in a country & western style. That strikes me as the worst of all worlds.
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haversack @hsack121.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop eating octopuses.. A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need to listen to this fellow. His research into the sexuality of minors has been precise and comprehensive. His naked concern on such matters has been long evident.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Petropopulism: FairSquare publishes new report on UAE links to Reform UK and the far-right fairsq.org/petropopulis...
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Petropopulism: FairSquare publishes new report on UAE links to Reform UK and the far-right
A new report from FairSquare highlights the extensive links between the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and the UK’s Reform party and the far-right, and calls for the UAE to be added to the “Enhanced…
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Stay European #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 #FBPE @stayeuropean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why is Farage so triggered by the UK taking defence measures against Russian misinformation? 🤔🤔🤔
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Sometimes satire says far more about the absurdity of a situation than a thousand serious words ever could. NewsThump absolutely nails it." via Truth Against Hate newsthump.com/2026/09/19/p...
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As we suspected:
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Setting up an Indian Bakery *just* to be able to call it ‘Naan of the Above’
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Only two brains? Sounds relatively peaceful
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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favor55.bsky.social @favor55.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ocean Wonders
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s literally building a fortified bunker, now an arch that holds major weapons, and controls the military and nukes. He has zero plams to leave, people better wake tf up
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Dizzygirl @dizzygirl.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
She is 100% right about all of it. So nice to see someone this young who gets it. I don't know how the hell we have people in their 70s, who've seen the pattern over and over, and they still don't. youtu.be/EX91ogT4k5A?...
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The REAL Reason JD Vance Is Begging for Votes
YouTube video by J. S. Candid
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE: In a 20-page order, the judge in my lawsuit for the Epstein Files just ordered Todd Blanche to produce to him, in chambers & by 9/24, the unredacted handwritten FBI notes implicating Donald Trump in the sexual & physical abuse of a 13-year-old girl: youtu.be/Yo1ZUGe_O4o?...
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Trump DOJ ORDERED To HAND Judge UNREDACTED EPSTEIN Files!?!
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Britain in no place to sneer at village’s stupid separatist referendum buff.ly/RDjMFJQ
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Weekly mandatory reminder that ‘Lego’ is plural, you don’t pronounce the ‘r’ in ‘Croissant’, and there is no X in Espresso. </ocd pedantry> Footnote - I do get reinvited to parties, having learned when to simply shut up 😀
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Deej Sullivan @deejsullivan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had to take two taxis today. The first driver had a union jack steering wheel cover and lanyard and droned on about "people coming here on boats". The second was a Polish woman who spoke - unprompted - of how much she loves the UK, despite the weather. I know which one I'd consider the patriot.
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If there was a place called ‘Peopleknowthis’ and a person called ‘Notalot’ then ah dammit this is way too big of a setup
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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NotCIAreally @stoplossmaxwin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Russia-gate was real and is ongoing. Turns out it was/is Russia Russia Russia
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
The plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos. Really don't know how people are still getting it wrong at this point.

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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyone know why a newspaper owned by the Fourth Lord Rothermere, who inherited a fortune from the Third Lord Rothermere, who inherited his money from the Second Lord Rothermere, who inherited it from the First Lord Rothermere, is so strongly opposed to inheritance tax?
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@themushiestpea "Sea urchins like to put rocks and shells on their heads, to protect them from predators and the sun. So an aquarium 3D-printed hats for them, and they love to wear them!" Below are four photos of sea urchins resting on rocks underwater, each wearing a tiny 3D-printed hat, including a cowboy hat, a top hat, a horned viking helmet, and a bowler hat.
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love a Taylor Sheridan show. Great characters, action and drama. But when they randomly launch into a 10 minute monologue that tries to distill complex and nuanced topics into a fistful of republican talking points, I someone wonder if he should stick to making horses go round and round
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Used to work for a major UK bank. We were explicitly encouraged to sell credit cards/overdrafts etc to people who couldn't afford them, so they'd be buried by interest and be in debt forever. I was sacked for refusing to sell a struggling single mum a credit card she didn't need

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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally they came for the Daily Mail and my irony meter just packed up and left and I never heard from it again.
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Joe @joe-jones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please, let it happen tomorrow.
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