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Grumpy Muppet

@grumpymuppet.bsky.social
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Resident of Wales. Interested in politics, comedy, science, technology, movies, 80s/90s retro, health and fitness, and the Oxford comma. Just trying to be a decent person. Not an actual muppet.

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Total Recall
ALT: Total Recall
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I could do this all day
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Went in Morrisons yesterday (28th December). They had fucking Easter eggs on the shelves
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I presume she’s fully inspected their genitalia before making this claim
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Great first day working at the OBR. Managed to get an important report emailed out well before the time required and went for an early lunch...
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You don’t HAVE to eat them, Nigel
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The John Elrick @thejohnelrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Another live album. Back in the day, a feature in every Prog Rock collection... #Vinyl
Now playing on the record deck, June 1 1974 by Kevin Ayers, John Cale, Eno and Nico
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Just needs a little dollop on the tip of his finger
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
People need to realise that in order for a small number of people to be massively wealthy, it is absolutely necessary for a large number of people to be incredibly poor
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
What free speech is: The assurance that you can speak out against your government. What free speech isn’t: The right to tell whatever lies you like, or incite hate and violence without consequence
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Google’s AI is going to kill people, just not in the way we all feared
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Jemma Forte @jemmaforte.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Morning BlueSkyers If any of you enjoy The Trawl @thetrawl.bsky.social please can you repost this request to @bsky.app for a bookmark tab Would hugely help not having to look at the hellhole that is X 🙏🏻
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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
- What did you do during the war daddy? - Well, I gave myself gout by eating nothing but ham, cheese and white bread. I also worked for the resistance and once stole a crate of avocados from round the back of Waitrose
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