Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comTotal RecallALT: Total Recall 000
Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Went in Morrisons yesterday (28th December). They had fucking Easter eggs on the shelves 000
Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I presume she’s fully inspected their genitalia before making this claim 030
Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Great first day working at the OBR. Managed to get an important report emailed out well before the time required and went for an early lunch... 010
Reposted by Grumpy MuppetThe John Elrick @thejohnelrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Another live album. Back in the day, a feature in every Prog Rock collection... #Vinyl 0376
Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Just needs a little dollop on the tip of his finger 050
Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 26/03/2025People need to realise that in order for a small number of people to be massively wealthy, it is absolutely necessary for a large number of people to be incredibly poor 060
Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 08/01/2025What free speech is: The assurance that you can speak out against your government. What free speech isn’t: The right to tell whatever lies you like, or incite hate and violence without consequence 030
Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Google’s AI is going to kill people, just not in the way we all feared 030
Reposted by Grumpy MuppetJemma Forte @jemmaforte.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Morning BlueSkyers If any of you enjoy The Trawl @thetrawl.bsky.social please can you repost this request to @bsky.app for a bookmark tab Would hugely help not having to look at the hellhole that is X 🙏🏻 24546427
Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 20/11/2024- What did you do during the war daddy? - Well, I gave myself gout by eating nothing but ham, cheese and white bread. I also worked for the resistance and once stole a crate of avocados from round the back of Waitrose 160