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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 14h

I don't pretend to know the science behind it, but it's beyond dispute that coffee and tea taste at least 63% better when you're drinking them from your most cherished mug.

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

JK Rowling: good newssss, children! Rowling: my BBC isss making a documentary about how great i am Poe: your BBC? Rowling: yess, my BBC Rowling: i mean, i do own it after all Rowling: it came with the country when i bought that

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My niece moved to the Northern US from Kenya (on the equator), and I was just explaining to her how daylight works for us up here. “You mean when I get home from school it will already be dark???” Yep babes, sorry. It’s the price we pay for 16 hours of daylight in the summer.

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Sapphic Spock @sapphicspock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I dreamed the headline last night. Woke up so happy….

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Sapphic Spock @sapphicspock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why do his tiddies look like a Cybertruck? I'm never gonna be able to unsee that now, am I?

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I saw this referenced on Threads yesterday, but didn’t have the context of the actual. Just… Wow. Is JCO AI? Because I feel like this is what an AI would say. Although the “I” is gonna need some heavy air quotes. Very little “I” harming with this one.

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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is wonderful. Irina Foundation is an independent private fund, co-founded by Jacob Tierney and Brendan Brady and an initiative of Accent Aigu Entertainment. #Canada #HeatedRivalry #LGBTQIA2S+ Link here: www.canadahelps.org/en/pages/iri...

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Client Challenge

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026

Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world-- TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ed Sheeran considering cancelling his tour because all of his opening acts and HIS BAND quit is such a FAFO moment. Doesn’t want to pick a side? One of the “sides” is literally genocide. This grown ass man digging a six foot hole and then bitching that he’s gotta lie in it. 🙄 FREE PALESTINE

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What’s next? Bringing back leaded gasoline?

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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026

The international chess Federation banned trans women from playing women's chess. CHESS. It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia.

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Stacey Williams @staceywilliams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Best part is the old white senator not having a fucking clue. That’s relevant to the whole @democrats.org party when it comes to handing these guys and fascism in general: naive, ill-informed, performative.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Post a picture of you from another era. I SAID GIDDY UP…

A child with pigtails riding a bouncing, white, plastic horse on a front porch.

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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Everyone's always saying "If you want to be a writer you need to write a lot and read a lot" but nobody ever tells you "You need a reliable retailer of affordable-yet-stylish capes and cloaks".

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So, for the past I don’t know how many years, I’ve have been using She/They pronouns (personally and professionally), and internally calling myself GNC, but I think I’m actually NB???? 😳 And I feel like a dummy for not figuring it out until now???

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My favorite human pheromone is deodorant.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The vegan cheesecake I’m eating is a crime against cheesecake. It’s like someone mixed coconut with a tub of that lumpy paste we used in elementary school in the early 80’s.

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Katiesaurus @katiesaurusseven.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

with alt text anyway 🙂

TOHONO O'ODHAM NATION OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN AND VICE CHAIRWOMAN

TOKONO

Verlon M. Jose CHAIRMAN

Carla L. Johnson VICE CHAIRWOMAN

Public Service Announcement FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

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Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2026

ARMED FEDERAL AGENTS AND CONTRACTORS ENTER TOHONO O'ODHAM NATION LAND

Tribal Members Should Remain Vigilant, Avoid Escalation, and Prioritize Personal Safety

SELLS, Ariz. - This morning at 4:00 a.m., border wall contractors and approximately 20 masked, armed Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents from the Tucson Sector entered the Tohono O'odham Nation and began engaging in pre-construction activities. The contractors, who are on the Nation illegally, were accompanied by agents as they worked on three separate locations near the border with drill trucks to conduct soil sampling and other activities.

This is in direct violation of the Tohono O'odham Code, Title 4, Chapter 2, "Civil Trespass; Removal and Exclusion of Nonmembers." We previously warned unauthorized individuals attempting to access our land that they would be in violation of this trespassing law. Tohono O'odham Police Department (TOPD) officers were on the scene this morning and have been monitoring the situation. In addition to the CBP agents, multiple BIA officers and a CBP BORTAC SWAT Team have been deployed to the Nation to protect the contractors, and a tethered balloon is being used by federal authorities for enhanced monitoring. CBP has set up a vehicle blockade to prevent TOPD from issuing citations and removing contractors.

We have also learned that the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has coordinated with Mexican police to have them deploy personnel to protect the area from the southern side while border wall contractors are doing work. At this time, interactions between TOPD and federal law enforcement have been peaceful and professional. We will continue to monitor the situation.

(CONTINUED IN NEXT IMAGE)

We want to stress the importance of the safety and wellbeing of our tribal citizens. We encourage all Tohono O'odham on both sides of the border to remain vigilant and prioritize their personal safety. We support tribal members who choose to exercise their first amendment rights of free speech and the right to peacefully protest.

Nation leadership is currently consulting with our legal team to determine what can be done to deescalate the situation, remove unauthorized individuals from our land, and move forward with appropriate legal filings.

Additional updates will be shared as new information becomes available. Drone footage of Tuesday's activities is available at https://www.tonation-nsn.gov.

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Together We Are Stronger

P.O. BOX 837, SELLS, ARIZΟΝΑ 85634

PHONE: 520.383.2028

FAX: 520.383.3379

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

LOL apparently there are shark fin truthers out there thinking sharks have REASONS. Psychological warfare? Signaling to their avian comrades that the Shark/Bird World Domination Plan is nigh? Flagging down their Uber Eats? We will never know cuz The Shark Deep State doesn’t want us to know.

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Sapphic Spock @sapphicspock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

How did this not lead the news last night? This is an invasion on tribal land.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sometimes I feel sad for British English. You get all those extra U’s, but miss out on the joy of so many Z’s.

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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was one of the realest people to ever do it. RIP

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Well this is my personal nightmare. Wild turkeys are fucking bastards.

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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Fucking fuck Jon Snow. Proving he truly knows nothing. WTF.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My kiddo’s divorce will be finalized tomorrow, and I can’t fucking wait for kiddo to sever that withered limb. Moral support Mom on duty tomorrow for hugs and shit-talking as needed.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Some days I feel really bad for the government agent assigned to spy on my Google history, but then I remember that those fuckers are fascists and deserve the whiplash my ADHD searches might give them.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Haircut scheduled for Saturday. After much consideration (aka 3 months— or two haircuts— growing it into a more traditional pixie), I’m shaving the sides again. Fuck this shit.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I wish that enchiladas were easier to make with gluten free tortillas. My mom always made them with flour tortillas, but GF tortillas do not hold up well. Corn tortillas are the wrong texture when I want comfort food. Argh.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Listen up my Hollanov friends, you must read this fic. It is patently absurd and quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I’m still crying and my face hurts. If you live at the Cottage, you need this in your life. #HeatedRivalry #TheCottage #fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/904011...

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Shane Hollander stops giving a f*ck - Chapter 1 - DepressedBlob - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

imagine having this be a conversation people put into a movie about you, specifically, and you somehow doubling down instead of reflecting on your life choices

You're gonna go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd.
And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true.
It'll be because you're an asshole.

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Fungi First @fungifirst.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Take a look at these absolutely magnificent Scalycaps (Pholiota spp.) 😍🍄‍🟫! #Mushrooms #FungiFriends

A pair of shaggy brown mushrooms emerge like twins from a log surrounded by moss

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Me (sipping wine from the glass so it won’t slosh over the edge while I’m walking): THIS IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL AMOUNT OF WINE.

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Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I hope at the end of the episode they cut to a muppet Bob Newhart who wakes up and realizes it was all a dream.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I’ve literally been hearing about writers who’ve started screen recording while writing because they are getting accusations of using AI.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

This has been a slowly metastasizing moral panic for years: Liberals, drunk on therapy-speak, are cutting off their parents over minor slights and miscommunications. There is little evidence of the underlying phenomenon and even less of the cause. Look at this egregiously thin nut graf.

Although exact figures are scarce, the number of people cutting off close kin — particularly children cutting off parents — appears to be rising. Some speculate that therapists offering a speciously easy solution to a seemingly untenable problem are to blame

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

For some reason, my right eyebrow will no longer lie flat. It’s driving me up the fucking wall. Today I tried eyebrow gel. Nope. I’m losing my fucking mind. I know that eyebrows are not the MOST important thing in the world, but I don’t like my own body suddenly making changes without permission.

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Keegan Michael Key: Insubordinate & Churlish

Alt: Keegan Michael Key: Insubordinate & Churlish

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ceej @ceej.online · 17/06/2024

Despite what you might have heard, Paul Bunyan doesn’t just eat a thousand flapjacks for his breakfast or cut down a dozen trees in a single chop. He also lays back and gets sucked off by tornadoes to completion

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Name your first celeb crush. Sean Connery, probably when I was 4 or 5 (pre-K for sure), watching Darby O’Gill and the Little People on St. Patrick’s Day on TV.

Sean Connery in Darby O’Gill and the Little People.

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

See, this is what happens when you scrape fanfic sites to train AI. Suddenly Omegaverse is real, a gallon of cum is normal, and it’s everybody’s fantasy. Next thing you know they’re gonna be selling guys “Knot Poppers.”

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Just had an interview with a hiring manager when I was expecting a phone screening with a HR person. Cameras on it is! 😳 Thank God I put some thought into my appearance today. Jesus Christ. It was like a horror movie jump scare.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I read this as he was hiding in a turkey and the word "Trumpdurken" popped in my head and I'm proud of me

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Joan of B’Arc @joanofbarc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Name your favorite dish to cook for others Apple Pie or Plum Galette

A picture of an apple pie. This pie is vegan, and I baked it for a (vegan) friend and left it on her doorstep the first lockdown Thanksgiving of Covid.

This is a plum galette that I baked for a friend’s birthday. Galette is a type of freeform rustic pie. It is beautiful, delicious, easy, and you don’t use a pie plate. You just cook it on a baking sheet. You can use any fruit, but plum is my favorite.

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Greg Vorse @gregvorse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Person A: The new #Bills stadium is magnificent. Person B: So you like obstructed views!? #BillsMafia social media is the “So you hate pancakes” meme today.

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