John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Four Vax weekend, adding tetanus to the 3 respiratory annual ones. Wonder how miserable I’m going to be tomorrow. 120
Reposted by John Newfryashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 7159991288
Reposted by John NewfryJim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No doubt Chicago’s brain trust knew this but the White Sox are discovering in real time that you do need starting pitching to win multiple rounds of the baseball playoffs. 2445
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The first Tuesday sirens seem especially loud today. Wonder if it’s just everything else is quieter. 220
Reposted by John NewfryLisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet. 1183590793
Reposted by John NewfryCollin Whitchurch @cowhitchurch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Opposing team: Here's our ace. White Sox: Here's three toddlers in a trenchcoat. White Sox win. 06714
Reposted by John Newfrywhet moser @whetmoser.com · 29/09/2026bears have made a lot of great decisions so i am inclined to trust them but i still don’t know about “third string tight end in the third round whose weakness is ‘catching’” 2111
Reposted by John NewfryJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.youtube.comMurakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂YouTube video by Bleacher Report 21904196
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Riot day 2 started with Yard Act, then The Chats, and Angine de Poitrine. Soon after that the schedule got compressed, but I still caught Sugar, then The Descendants, a little Social Distortion and Chat Pile. 031
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Finished the day with The Pixies. Frank was not sounding great. 000
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I like cats, do you like cats? Of course you do you fancy motherfucker. Slothrust! 010
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Back at it with the Riot thing. Almost There but not Really starts it off. 020
Reposted by John NewfrySuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026should have been Prue Leith’s successor 081
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have learned a new way to ruin a sauce pan. Let all the beer boil off while you’re boiling brats. What a mess. 120
Reposted by John Newfrymtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026gd she was so cool bsky.app/profile/tyra... 2789115
Reposted by John NewfrySteve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going. 964722603
Reposted by John NewfryPhineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026youtu.beGlen Hansard - "Farewell Transmission" (8/28/24)Glen Hansard performing a cover of "Farewell Transmission" by Songs: Ohia at The Salt Shed in Chicago, IL on August 28, 2024. 1223
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This sucks. Saw him at Millennium Park, and have always wanted to get to see him again, such a great show and great songwriter. 020
Reposted by John NewfryI support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks. 9242901050
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just saw some perfect karma. I crossed Lincoln by the Old Town School. A guy on a bike didn’t like me exercising my right of way, and as he rode by, yelled “f****t”. He then turned left and went to pop up on the sidewalk. He missed his pop, caught his front wheel and went right over the handlebars 130
Reposted by John NewfrySake Barry @sakebarry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026That's it, the Internet is now closed for the day. 10449124
Reposted by John NewfryLiv @itslivagain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I feel like I am in the football equivalent of a Waymo. 115019
Reposted by John NewfryMichael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 05/07/2026every time a stutter step penalty is saved an angel gets its wings 723935
Reposted by John NewfryDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026 61586310
Reposted by John NewfryJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The Mexican national team is just watching the Great British Bake Off Mexico episode on repeat all week long. 23605134
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Not getting to watch many Sox games this season because of silly TV plans, so it’s nice to see a good win on a game I do get to see. #winningohsopretty 000
Reposted by John NewfryThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/06/2026Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again 231738297
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026George has had a rough week, and we’re still not out of the woods. One more night in the hospital. 231
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 10/06/2026At the Emergency Pet Vet because George isn’t eating. On the other hand, it’s the earliest I’ve ever submitted Learned League. 010
Reposted by John NewfryBinfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES 19480741626
Reposted by John NewfryKevin Glew @coopincanada.bsky.social · 03/06/202658 years ago today, 5-foot-5, 140-pound Freddie Patek made his MLB debut for the Pittsburgh Pirates. After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB. “A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded. 612501224
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Look! It’s the end of the one weekend a year where this fence line of peonies is fun! 0101
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Pro tip, leaving the sunroof open when it rains is a bummer. 000
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Nothing like picking up a screw in your tire to get your vacation off to a rip roaring start. Hello discount tire. 000
Reposted by John NewfrySeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville. 55305693247
Reposted by John NewfryKori Rumore Finley @chicagorumormill.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Read all about it (gift link) 🗞️ www.chicagotribune.com/2025/07/10/l...chicagotribune.comLee Elia’s rant: How the Cubs manager’s 3-minute tirade became one of the most infamous speeches in history“I guess I lost it,” Chicago Cubs manager Lee Elia told reporters on April 29, 1983, hours after he made an epic rant ripping the team’s fans. 034
John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This will be the highlight of this trip without a doubt. 000