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John Newfry

@jnewfry.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of films, scotch, baseball, solar panels, a good dog, a grumpy cat, @gnewfry and surprisingly, mowing my Chicago Bungalow’s lawn.

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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Four Vax weekend, adding tetanus to the 3 respiratory annual ones. Wonder how miserable I’m going to be tomorrow.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No doubt Chicago’s brain trust knew this but the White Sox are discovering in real time that you do need starting pitching to win multiple rounds of the baseball playoffs.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whoa, this is fabulous.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The first Tuesday sirens seem especially loud today. Wonder if it’s just everything else is quieter.
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Collin Whitchurch @cowhitchurch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Opposing team: Here's our ace. White Sox: Here's three toddlers in a trenchcoat. White Sox win.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re now 3-0 since we started flying this.
A White Sox flag fluttering on the angular pole off my front porch.
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Comic quoting the scripture “they hated Jesus because he told them the truth” Gal 4:16

Jesus is saying “go white Sox”

A man in the crowd says “shut up”
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 29/09/2026
bears have made a lot of great decisions so i am inclined to trust them but i still don’t know about “third string tight end in the third round whose weakness is ‘catching’”
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Riot day 2 started with Yard Act, then The Chats, and Angine de Poitrine. Soon after that the schedule got compressed, but I still caught Sugar, then The Descendants, a little Social Distortion and Chat Pile.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finished the day with The Pixies. Frank was not sounding great.
The Pixies at Riot Fest.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These are some old motherfuckers.
Sex Pistols all on stageThe guy that’s not Johnny Rotten leading a circle pit by me
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like cats, do you like cats? Of course you do you fancy motherfucker. Slothrust!
Leah and Slothrust nailing it!
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Back at it with the Riot thing. Almost There but not Really starts it off.
A band on stage at Riot. Local kids from the South Side.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
should have been Prue Leith’s successor
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have learned a new way to ruin a sauce pan. Let all the beer boil off while you’re boiling brats. What a mess.
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The Film Stage @thefilmstage.com · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry (1946—2026)
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same.
Daniel Huang
Dream Job: Retirement
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gd she was so cool bsky.app/profile/tyra...
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Glen Hansard - "Farewell Transmission" (8/28/24)
Glen Hansard performing a cover of "Farewell Transmission" by Songs: Ohia at The Salt Shed in Chicago, IL on August 28, 2024.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This sucks. Saw him at Millennium Park, and have always wanted to get to see him again, such a great show and great songwriter.
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just saw some perfect karma. I crossed Lincoln by the Old Town School. A guy on a bike didn’t like me exercising my right of way, and as he rode by, yelled “f****t”. He then turned left and went to pop up on the sidewalk. He missed his pop, caught his front wheel and went right over the handlebars
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Spencer Perry @thespencerperry.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Sake Barry @sakebarry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That's it, the Internet is now closed for the day.
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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 07/07/2026
Mags Bennett, a white woman from the hills of Kentucky wearing a red and white checkered shirt and brown vest (played by the wonderful Margo Martinsdale) holding the hand of a man (body off screen) that she just poisoned with a jar of moonshine.  

The PAUSA DE HIDRATACION visual is in the lower right corner
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Liv @itslivagain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I feel like I am in the football equivalent of a Waymo.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
every time a stutter step penalty is saved an angel gets its wings
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Balogun!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Top: Lionel Hutz says "oh, they got this all screwed up"

Bottom: adjusted graphic with sharpie: "Minions director confirms: No, Minions Worked For Hitler!"
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Mexican national team is just watching the Great British Bake Off Mexico episode on repeat all week long.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not getting to watch many Sox games this season because of silly TV plans, so it’s nice to see a good win on a game I do get to see. #winningohsopretty
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/06/2026
Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
George has had a rough week, and we’re still not out of the woods. One more night in the hospital.
A forlorn looking little dog with catheters on two legs.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
At the Emergency Pet Vet because George isn’t eating. On the other hand, it’s the earliest I’ve ever submitted Learned League.
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES
Screenshot of a Twitter post. Text reads "Fact.philes @know.more

32-year-old woman pleads guilty in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash psychological warfare" case - sent her ex 1,847 orders of exactly one lemon." 

The image is a mugshot of a white woman
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Kevin Glew @coopincanada.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
58 years ago today, 5-foot-5, 140-pound Freddie Patek made his MLB debut for the Pittsburgh Pirates. After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB. “A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A man is in a coffin dressed with relish, mustard, onion, tomato, a long slice of pickle and sport peppers. One mourner mentions to another "per his will, he is being buried Chicago-style."
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Look! It’s the end of the one weekend a year where this fence line of peonies is fun!
A backyard wooden fence, lined with peonies in bloom. The darker pink and lighter pink still look good, but the white ones have already peaked and are looking sad.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You live some kinda life Dalton.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pro tip, leaving the sunroof open when it rains is a bummer.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Nothing like picking up a screw in your tire to get your vacation off to a rip roaring start. Hello discount tire.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.
A scruffy looking brown dog with hair coming out of his ears
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Kori Rumore Finley @chicagorumormill.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Read all about it (gift link) 🗞️ www.chicagotribune.com/2025/07/10/l...
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Lee Elia’s rant: How the Cubs manager’s 3-minute tirade became one of the most infamous speeches in history
“I guess I lost it,” Chicago Cubs manager Lee Elia told reporters on April 29, 1983, hours after he made an epic rant ripping the team’s fans.
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This will be the highlight of this trip without a doubt.
A box, inside of which is a delicious chorizo and egg sandwich. It’s from the torta place in terminal 3 at O’Hare airport
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John Newfry @jnewfry.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ratboys!
Woman playing a Flying V guitarThe band Ratboys, and randomly, White Sox mascot Southpaw.
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