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J.K. Spookin' 🎃

@jkrockin.bsky.social
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Your buddy Jenn! Queer, fat, old af legend of emo. Mostly cat pictures. She/her.

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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 23h
Actually the one Canberra souvenir I wish existed is a concrete or ceramic candle holder (or possibly oil burner) shaped like a bunker bus shelter.
A round beige and orange concrete bus shelter in the iconic Canberra style.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I got to pretend to be a pirate, a werewolf, and a traumatised child soldier portal fantasy survivor. God it's good for the soul to play pretend.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
POV you eat delicious fishcake soup and soba noodles in a cute little cafe while down tempo mandopop plays in the background and it rains outside
A bowl of fishcake soup sitting on a table in a small cafe. Outside the door, it is raining heavily.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
me: i am fundementally opposed to mel gibson as employable celebrity/auteur. history is a record of his atrocious views my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when max rockatansky flips on the blower on his v8 interceptor and vanquishes marauders in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I'm down in Canberra this weekend for a roleplaying convention. Rego was this evening. Afterwards, I went out for Vietnamese with Mish and my lovely brother, both of whom are also attending this con.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imprisoned... locked away for her crimes...
A grey-brown dilute torbie cat in a black canvas cat carrier.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting my nails done, as I sometimes do, and falling into a hypnotic trance due to the compilation video of hyper-edited chillhouse covers of pop songs played over an infinite loop of drone shots of the same Mediterranean coastal resort they have playing in the salon.
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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Lark “Tornado” Morgan Lu @larkmorganlu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extremely randomly: did you know there are no machine made clothing? All garments are handmade! Every dang one, from the luxury atelier dresses to the overseas-sourced threadbare undershirt, is handmade.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight: The Rink, at Hayes Theatre Company.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do people who make "quick easy recipe" videos know it's legal to share recipes that don't have chilli oil in them?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/09/2026
Really need to internalize this one
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very grown out and scuzzy, so: hair dyeing time
A fat white woman with very short hair partially dyed blue and black glasses.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When last I found myself in an Aldi I discovered that their bone broth is already pre-seasoned, the beef with a sort of phở bò sensibility (galangal, tomato, pho spices), the chicken in a more Chinese mode (goji, coriander, shiitake, milk vetch root). So naturally it is hotpot time.
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Ramiel 🐇 comms OPEN @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 27/09/2026
You taught me language, and my profit on’t Is, I know how to curse.
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This afternoon, The Scott Sisters: Pioneers of Science and Art, at the State Library Auditorium.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We chat an amount of shit about my creaky old house, but, you know what, it is 32°C outside. Inside, it is 18°C.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently destined to live the rest of my rotten life with an itchy rash and a shitty little cough.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you'd told me five years ago I'd be actively interested in new models of cars, I would not have believed you, but... the new electric Honda is so cute...
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy to relate that the Aldi seasoned seaweed snacks are very nice indeed.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bisexuality does not require you to have dated X number of people Y times to count. You attracted to more than one gender? Cool. You count. Anyone saying otherwise is a jerk.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tim Howard @tmhwrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[goose meme] what else did he advocate? WHAT ELSE DID HE ADVOCATE?
Music
Angry Anderson dies aged 79:
Rose Tattoo frontman was a ferocious rock 'n' roll singer and youth advocate. He was also a bigot.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A very chunky beige machine running Windows 3.1 for Workgroups, which you had to shut down and boot into DOS to run games.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GODDAMNIT I have developed an allergy to the adhesive on the good second skin. I am already allergic to Elastoplast so it's not shocking I'd pick up another adhesive issue, but noooooooooooo the Opsite is so much longer lasting than any of the tattoo-branded films I've tried! Why am I betrayed 😭
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have indulged myself in new Bluetooth headphones that actually fit my big round head and big Buddha ears and don't hurt to wear for more than ten minutes. Luxury!
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 22/09/2026
"If you allow the most wealthy and powerful segment of society to opt out of public services, those public services will get worse. The reason is simple: You have removed the incentive for the most influential people to use their influence to improve public services." Mm-hm.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Put too much turmeric in the rice cooker chicken rice but! I did make dinner! Before 10 PM!!!!!!
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dropped my car off at the panel beaters to get the big scrape on the rear quarter panel seen to, and now I don't have a car for the week, cry sob whine complain
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Me to my friend’s cat: lol. it’s almost like you like the box better than the toy! haha! that is so funny. what the heck. Cat: If you loved a joke as much as the laugh, the sun as much as its warmth, your lover as much as their love, you too would love the box as much as the toy, two-legs.
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ME: See you later, Spock. SPOCK: Prosper. ME (turning around): Hey wait a minute- SPOCK: You heard me.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spending the afternoon at a friend's house, playtesting a Year Zero game about Canadian wrestlers c. 1991 ending up in a haunted house and having to solve a ghost mystery.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight: Ashnikko, at the Enmore.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time for stab!! Getting the colour done on my cover-up!
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tonight: Suzanne Vega, at the Opera House concert hall.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We're coming up on the 30th anniversary of The Fifth Element, and I STILL can't have a little box that instantly does my nail polish for me. LUC BESSON EXPLAIN
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
young adult struggling to make real human connections: How do you even make friends as an adult? me, who has played 60 hours of stardew valley this week: it's simple. you roll up to the local saloon once a week and make the rounds, giving generously of your sackful of parsnips
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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thragslime @concrete-wizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guys will see an empty box of fruit in the trash and say some shit like ah, sancho, look, my lady is so beloved they’ve hung her standard in the street
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tonight, 1984: The Musical! at Flight Path Theatre.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This bullshit again.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tonight: Hedwig and the Angry Inch 25th anniversary screening and Q&A and acoustic set with John Cameron Mitchell at Ritz Cinemas Randwick.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dril

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
May heaven bless the girls behind us in this restaurant complaining that they tried reading a highly popular romantasy novel and there was nowhere near enough smut in it for them.
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J.K. Spookin' 🎃 @jkrockin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Back at it for Fjällbo Flatpack 2: Electric (Drill) Boogaloo with the replacement parts IKEA delivered. Successfully got the new top on the sideboard, after much fuckery! Now to attempt DRAWERS.
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