Reposted by Jessica 🪩yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 6hwait youre telling me we can make the internet livable again by just giving ukraine more money to blow up more of these?? 8763159
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 6hProud of the Vikings for scoring actual touchdowns today. My 5-0 kings. 000
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 49163235363
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Micah @rincewind.run · 09/10/2026Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it 573955554
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 09/10/2026CeeDee Lamb going from 40 points to 2.9 in four days is my 13th reason. 010
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE 04049829
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comJohn Cena's Surprised ReactionALT: John Cena's Surprised Reaction 000
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026Honestly live streaming an execution for the clicks feels like a natural consequence of not regulating the tech industry 321788317
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comNorma Wathey's Serious ExpressionALT: Norma Wathey's Serious Expression 050
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I need an HSA but for vet bills. Can we make that a thing? 000
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I will never have generational wealth because of this orange bastard. 100
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Got to trauma dump about social media crisis communication to my class today so wheeeee 000
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574215824209
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026AI could only hope to put together a team that underperforms as badly as mine has after the first week. 000
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the abolitionist's dilemma 452745598
Reposted by Jessica 🪩mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election) 412727722
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026please let the third be good please let the third be good please please please 010
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The reaper must be balancing the scales, snatching up Dennis Hassert and Jim Bakker in one day. 100
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Highly accurate rankings, except I'd probably dump Dear Reader and Anti-Hero for Enchanted and Timeless, which are my #14 and #15 songs. Possibly kick one of the All Too Wells out for The Black Dog or Cornelia Street. 000
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos. 591640331
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anyone not terminally online could tell you this, but let's scream/cry/throw up about one dorky song that's totally in line with the rest of her discography. 000
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Taylor Swift's Flop Era narrative found dead in a ditch. 120
Reposted by Jessica 🪩John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead 10894872979
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The O-line can't get out of their own way with these penalties. Way to kill the momentum, losers. 000
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also, walking pads are super humbling if your gait is weird in any way. I only fell off three times this time. 000
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 04/10/2026This man has to watch Trump rallies and news conferences non-stop for his job and it turns out the thing that will break him is Kyler Murray. 141438111
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Decided to spend the first half of Vikings games on the walking pad to not being a total screen addict. Started at around the 10 minute mark in the first quarter of the and my total time issssss… 74 minutes lmao 100
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Announcers were practically gleeful about that “most flags in a first half” record being beaten today. Sicko ass game. 000
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do not let the ladies at your mom’s water aerobics class radicalize her with their anti-science bullshit. 000
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happy to report that the side effects were super mild this time! Didn’t even get a fever. Unhappier to report that my mother is still spouting off covid vaccine misinformation, so there’s that to deal with. 100
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart 168144904791
Reposted by Jessica 🪩ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108522345
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026AI product photos should be illegal. (Looking at you, Amazon.) 000
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hope all rape apologists on this site get the hate they deserve 🫡 635242
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Got my covid and flu shot today, so I'm looking forward to bed/couch rotting for the rest of the weekend. 000
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Doing this while the Cornell 7 story is everywhere sure is a choice. 011
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I do think it's important to give grace to people who realize they made the wrong choice. I don't want to. but other nicer people def should do that. I dont give a shit. 1061968216
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Women have to go out into the world and be around other people. There is no clear way for women to do all the right things and avoid harassment or assault. It doesn't matter if they wore different clothes or avoided alcohol. It happens with intimate partners, family members, teachers, and friends. 233442
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all. 202210481
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND 221744219
Reposted by Jessica 🪩Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now 56099151500
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Talafreako,” good lord. JD wishes he has any of Trump’s insult juice. 2340
Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Installing my new, normal ceiling fan nearly rage broke my dad, who is an experienced handy guy, and even it doesn't work properly. (The light will dim but won't shut off.) We also tried to install a fandolier but the fan didn't work and then he broke one of the blades uninstalling it so 🤷♀️ 000