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Jessica 🪩

@jkoke89.bsky.social
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Cat mother, romance reader, aspiring novelist, and recovering local journalist. I manage social media for a living. 😭

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 6h
wait youre telling me we can make the internet livable again by just giving ukraine more money to blow up more of these??
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 6h
Proud of the Vikings for scoring actual touchdowns today. My 5-0 kings.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/10/2026
Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CeeDee Lamb going from 40 points to 2.9 in four days is my 13th reason.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
he's running
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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John Cena's Surprised Reaction
ALT: John Cena's Surprised Reaction
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Honestly live streaming an execution for the clicks feels like a natural consequence of not regulating the tech industry
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Norma Wathey's Serious Expression
ALT: Norma Wathey's Serious Expression
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need an HSA but for vet bills. Can we make that a thing?
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will never have generational wealth because of this orange bastard.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got to trauma dump about social media crisis communication to my class today so wheeeee
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AI could only hope to put together a team that underperforms as badly as mine has after the first week.
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
middle
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election)
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please let the third be good please let the third be good please please please
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reaper must be balancing the scales, snatching up Dennis Hassert and Jim Bakker in one day.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Highly accurate rankings, except I'd probably dump Dear Reader and Anti-Hero for Enchanted and Timeless, which are my #14 and #15 songs. Possibly kick one of the All Too Wells out for The Black Dog or Cornelia Street.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone not terminally online could tell you this, but let's scream/cry/throw up about one dorky song that's totally in line with the rest of her discography.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Taylor Swift's Flop Era narrative found dead in a ditch.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ugh
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The O-line can't get out of their own way with these penalties. Way to kill the momentum, losers.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, walking pads are super humbling if your gait is weird in any way. I only fell off three times this time.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 04/10/2026
This man has to watch Trump rallies and news conferences non-stop for his job and it turns out the thing that will break him is Kyler Murray.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh that poor bastard. This is a sickos level game.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Decided to spend the first half of Vikings games on the walking pad to not being a total screen addict. Started at around the 10 minute mark in the first quarter of the and my total time issssss… 74 minutes lmao
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Announcers were practically gleeful about that “most flags in a first half” record being beaten today. Sicko ass game.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FIGURE IT OUT GUYS
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am going to kill the O-line. #vikings
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do not let the ladies at your mom’s water aerobics class radicalize her with their anti-science bullshit.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy to report that the side effects were super mild this time! Didn’t even get a fever. Unhappier to report that my mother is still spouting off covid vaccine misinformation, so there’s that to deal with.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI product photos should be illegal. (Looking at you, Amazon.)
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hope all rape apologists on this site get the hate they deserve 🫡
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got my covid and flu shot today, so I'm looking forward to bed/couch rotting for the rest of the weekend.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing this while the Cornell 7 story is everywhere sure is a choice.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do think it's important to give grace to people who realize they made the wrong choice. I don't want to. but other nicer people def should do that. I dont give a shit.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Women have to go out into the world and be around other people. There is no clear way for women to do all the right things and avoid harassment or assault. It doesn't matter if they wore different clothes or avoided alcohol. It happens with intimate partners, family members, teachers, and friends.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The aquarium apartment building is just incredible.
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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooh, okay! I hadn't seen it before.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Talafreako,” good lord. JD wishes he has any of Trump’s insult juice.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Installing my new, normal ceiling fan nearly rage broke my dad, who is an experienced handy guy, and even it doesn't work properly. (The light will dim but won't shut off.) We also tried to install a fandolier but the fan didn't work and then he broke one of the blades uninstalling it so 🤷‍♀️
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