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Jessica 🪩

@jkoke89.bsky.social
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Cat mother, romance reader, aspiring novelist, and recovering local journalist. I manage social media for a living. 😭

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 20h
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 23h
AI could only hope to put together a team that underperforms as badly as mine has after the first week.
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election)
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reaper must be balancing the scales, snatching up Dennis Hassert and Jim Bakker in one day.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Highly accurate rankings, except I'd probably dump Dear Reader and Anti-Hero for Enchanted and Timeless, which are my #14 and #15 songs. Possibly kick one of the All Too Wells out for The Black Dog or Cornelia Street.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Taylor Swift's Flop Era narrative found dead in a ditch.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ugh
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The O-line can't get out of their own way with these penalties. Way to kill the momentum, losers.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 04/10/2026
This man has to watch Trump rallies and news conferences non-stop for his job and it turns out the thing that will break him is Kyler Murray.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Decided to spend the first half of Vikings games on the walking pad to not being a total screen addict. Started at around the 10 minute mark in the first quarter of the and my total time issssss… 74 minutes lmao
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Announcers were practically gleeful about that “most flags in a first half” record being beaten today. Sicko ass game.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FIGURE IT OUT GUYS
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am going to kill the O-line. #vikings
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy to report that the side effects were super mild this time! Didn’t even get a fever. Unhappier to report that my mother is still spouting off covid vaccine misinformation, so there’s that to deal with.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI product photos should be illegal. (Looking at you, Amazon.)
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hope all rape apologists on this site get the hate they deserve 🫡
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got my covid and flu shot today, so I'm looking forward to bed/couch rotting for the rest of the weekend.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing this while the Cornell 7 story is everywhere sure is a choice.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do think it's important to give grace to people who realize they made the wrong choice. I don't want to. but other nicer people def should do that. I dont give a shit.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Women have to go out into the world and be around other people. There is no clear way for women to do all the right things and avoid harassment or assault. It doesn't matter if they wore different clothes or avoided alcohol. It happens with intimate partners, family members, teachers, and friends.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The aquarium apartment building is just incredible.
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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pete Ricketts fucking sucks.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are never getting Mindhunter S3. 😔
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Davis School District being the worst: part 100
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum legacy game.
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Heroic Protector Fantasy is rarely of real use to women, it's just wish fulfillment about male posturing and it frequently exacerbates violence it's also much easier to imagine yourself kicking the ass of an obviously villainous stranger than to to actually intervene where you have influence
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 2014, I interviewed a Columbia University student who went from class to class carrying the mattress she was raped on—a protest performance piece to remind college administrators what they put on her shoulders. Twelve years later, we still expect women on college campuses to carry that weight.
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Carrying That Weight—Again
I can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA couldn't have happened to a nicer guy #utpol
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Rep. Trevor Lee charged with fraud
State Rep. Trevor Lee is accused of forging applications to get a loan for his new home.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't wait for the gossip to come out about the JJ McCarthy situation in Minnesota. I just know that locker room had to be toxic.
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[Seifert] The Vikings had ZERO snaps in the red zone today. The last time they did that and won a game was in 2007 against the Bears. twitter.com/SeifertESPN/...
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank god for the Vikings defense tbh
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Will the Thrill coming through.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We got a first down, thank god.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Kelce washed" allegations drying out.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need Teddy Roosevelt to rise from the grave and beat some ass with a baseball bat.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh god, the iced coffee discourse has finally made it to Bluesky.
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Mr Incredible: I'm Not Strong Enough
ALT: Mr Incredible: I'm Not Strong Enough
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, if we’re counting one season before the show went to shit, Heroes S1 needs to be in the top 20.
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But you love this song You wake up on the train with your headphones gone Then that melody is all you want
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Jessica 🪩 @jkoke89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Babylon's going triple platinum in this house.
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