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Joe Johnston

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Director of 1995 smash-hit Jumanji | he/him 🇵🇸

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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Cut his head off and redistribute his wealth
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We’re just normal men
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Has anyone maybe considered [REDACTED] the CEO of Valnet and [REDACTED] his [REDACTED]
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Mr Blobby was the first Pokémon
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Hal @adaptable.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Screenshots of some of the documents found in looted ICE vehicles from one of the livestreams before it got turned "private" on YouTube (after the other one already was). Share widely and make sure the genie can't go back in the bottle.
ICE document entitled "Operational Info"Page 2 of ICE document left by Meal Team 6Judges processing the people who get snatched in the ICE raids.
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The fact that @socialistdogmom.bsky.social has managed to pull off this particular type of opening twist twice within one year is proof of both: A) exceptionally good research B) the depressing fact that nothing ever goddamn changes pca.st/podcast/ec52...
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Weird Little Guys
Weird Little Guys is a weekly show about the worst people you’ve never heard of, taking you beyond the headlines to get to know the race warriors and aspiring terrorists trying to unravel the fabric o...
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Oh no the poor little babies! Fuck 'em, they deserve worse than what Mussolini got
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Bron 🩷💜💙 @bronwen.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
How is this even more pathetic than I thought it would be???
Statement by Keir Starmer on the colonisation of Venezuela by the US. It reads: The UK has long supported a transition of power in Venezuela. We regarded Maduro as an illegitimate President and we shed no tears about the end of his regime.

I reiterated my support for international law this morning. The UK government will discuss the evolving situation with US counterparts in the days ahead as we seek a safe and peaceful transition to a legitimate government that reflects the will of the Venezuelan people.
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IDF Hannibal Brigade @hannibalbrigade.biz · 01/01/2026
Israel has already bombed both Gaza and Lebanon in 2026
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
James "Sonny" Crockett and Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs, as portrayed in Miami Vice by Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas respectively
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Shitical Drinker
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
@marawilson.bsky.social absolutely burying an AI chud (and the whole GenAI racket at large) is beautiful 🤌
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Pity his broken jaw can't make him shut the fuck up
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Bloodborne Remaster Confirmed
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Everyday
i just need to get started. i just need to get moving. just start. just take the first step just get the ball rolling just go for it "are you okay bro?" yes i just need to get started
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 07/12/2025
fiona apple is all of us.
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RN Mayhem @mayhem1994.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/11/2025
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters”

The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist.

But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building.

I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Fuckin got his ass
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The Shadow Over Innsmouth - Lovecraft, 1931
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
how my opinion of the kardashians has changed as i've gotten older:
Stage 1: These dumb broads
Stage 2: ACTUALLY, THE FACT THAT KIM WAS ABLE TO TAKE A MOMENT OF SEVERE EXPLOITATION AND BUILD FAME AND
POWER FROM IT IS IMPRESSIVE
Stage 3: WHILE MANY OF THE CRITIQUES ARE ROOTED IN SEXISM, IT IS TRUE THAT THEY HAVE NOT COLLECTIVELY USED THEIR WEALTH OB POWER TO ANY BENEFIT OF SOCIETY
AND SHOULD BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT
Stage 4: These dumb broads
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Dave Robinson @davidrobbo.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
As true now as it ever was
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
We’re just innocent men
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Godspeed King
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Eve Fartlow
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is the greatest last sentence ever written in an obituary. defector.com/dick-cheney-...
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Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a ...
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
a couple of years ago, whenever i'd say that joe biden should be doing this or that, i would get responses from his supporters explaining that the president can't just do whatever he wants. he has to follow all these rules and norms and laws and such, apparently
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Psy White 🎀 @psywhite.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
More Resident Evil trivia than you can shake a Beretta at (whatever that means)! I expect this kind of thing is what I'm known for as a content creator, so why not lean into it? Here's two hours of Resident Evil facts from the @whatculturegaming.bsky.social team. Enjoy! youtu.be/RXM8dbCFmNA?...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/10/2025
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If you're a netrunner looking for partners in crime it's choomscrolling
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Nothing to see here just my favourite podcast dropping an episode on my favourite game 👀
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Whoever's written the Wikipedia article for Skate (2025) is really Going Through It en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skate_(...
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Skate (2025 video game) - Wikipedia
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Are the Guardian editorial staff actually insane
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Amazing to have my podcast app automatically go from this to Matt Bernstein's latest episode on Bill Maher featuring @oldmanweldon.bsky.social and @franifio.bsky.social what a lineup
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Back when posting was good
@BustaRhymes
SHOULD I BUY A HOUSE... or.. A LINK TO A PICTURE OF A PIXELATED MONKEY
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NFTea Expert @NFTeaExpert • 7h
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Replying to @BustaRhymes
Houses are often more of a liability than an asset unless you can make it cash flow or you are flipping
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I expected Keir Starmer to be a bland, middle-management, platitudinous, tediously disappointing Prime Minister, which is why it’s been such a surprise to find out he’s actually a stupid, incompetent, vindictive, reactionary and outright dismaying Prime Minister.
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Israel manufacturing consent to continue their genocide? Who would have thought!
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Trina's Technobabble @trinastechnobabble.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
There is a picture of a cat and above the cat's face it says "Every time you repost this image" and below the cats face it says "A trans girl gets hormone treatment and a transphobe dies"
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
More like Ian Got GOT-kins am I right
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
No wonder he's been getting into bed with Israel
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The more I hear this bullshit the more I wish we actually did have Leftist Terror Cells
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
If you're not playing in Kurosawa Mode you're doing it wrong #GhostOfYotei
A screen shot from Ghost Of Yōtei. Protagonist Atsu is stood at the edge of a cliff looking towards Mount Yōtei. Next to her is a small fox. The game is in Kurosawa Mode, a dynamic black-and-white setting that emulates the look and feel of classic Chanbara films
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The only adequate response to this is to massively ramp up attendance at every protest and ignore every order they give. Completely gum up the system with thousands of meaningless arrests to demonstrate just how untenable this bullshit is
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Joe Johnston @jjpinwheel.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
If there is no other podcast you listen to, you should absolutely be listening to Bad Hasbara: @mostmoralpod.bsky.social. It is without exaggeration the most important piece of media going at the moment
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