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JipJop

@jipjop.bsky.social
70 followers 149 following 14 posts

I’m literally the guy in the picture

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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2025
this kicks ass lmfao
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 19/01/2025
the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/01/2025
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 19/01/2025
Sure TikTok is banned but at least we got to see the Costco Guys give Rosa Parks a "big boom" before the app went dark, and you really can't put a price tag on that.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/01/2025
when someone tells me that i’m factually wrong about a belief i hold
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
ME: I didn't choose the thug life THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning ME: I could not have been more clear
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Childless Dog Lady is on sabbatical. 🍉🌺 @sgbuggs.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I miss the days when you bought Microsoft Office one time and then installed it and you had a functioning word processor forever.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 15/12/2024
LMAO.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/12/2024
Any time my mom sees anything black she thinks that’s my “aesthetic”
Mom
now
Alicia, your aesthetic!Black flowers! Your aesthetic!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I am going to say something bold and I don’t care how many followers I lose but I don’t believe Among Us radicalized that guy to murder someone in real life
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10/12/2024
finally got a watch i like and the lifestyle is honestly crazy. im just checking the time constantly. it’s 1:08pm for instance
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fun fact: Before the formation of the Soviet Union in 1922 no one used the strategy of bringing up something else to deflect from criticism. Vladimir Lenin himself invented this technique
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This guy is cracked if you can avoid pikachus. Also looks sweet!
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Would be interesting to see matchup winrates, pikachu ex is generally pretty strong against mew2 ex in my experience
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Crazy how people on pokemon pocket be using mew2 gardevoir when pikachu is better. They hate to see a silly little guy winning.
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Dragonite is so majestical
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Getting the funny little guys and just trying out random decks that don’t really work is pretty fun ngl
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
He’s so me
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You don’t really need jynx if you have two mew2 EX and 2 ralts-gardevoir, you lose a lot from it fainting because then mew2 dies and you’re cooked and the benefit is pretty small, extra trainer cards instead work better imo+poke balls more consistent
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Becoming a full time Pokemon TCGP skeeter. Dragonite my beloved we will take down all the EXs together.
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This time it’s a banger
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids me: that’s literally all i drink
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
this is like my handlers dropping a rock in my new enclosure to make it feel more like my former habitat ❤️
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Guys will see a photo of Woodstock in a teacup and be like “hell yeah”
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Showing up to Thanksgiving with a Turturturturducken thanks to the power of AI the future truly is now
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Sadly the rock suffered a concussion and while recovering wrote the script to red one in honor of Jay Leno’s legacy of unfunny media
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I was in New York on September 11th, 2011. Scary to think what would have happened if I got there 10 years early.
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JipJop @jipjop.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m gonna be the bluest sky poster
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