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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/12/2023

this is the future the left wants

comic panel depicting a crew of n'er do wells in a high school hallway advocating for free birth control, sexual orientation counselling and evolution

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

*floating face down in the dating pool*

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

John Wick: Lemme get uhhh... chopp cheese. [Squints and slides a coin across the counter] ...the ocky way. Yemeni Deli Guy [smirking]: right away mister wick [hands him a loaded PKM]

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

As a '98 baby I'm in prime position to try and run up the score and live in three separate centuries

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

START SPREADING THE NEWS I’M LEAVING TODAY

George Santos, surrounded by reporters, declaiming.

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

no I think we've mostly got a consensus going

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

you really couldn't dig hell deep and hot enough for what Kissinger deserves but I appreciate Satan for putting the work in

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

Pardon me, I seem to have stumbled into Kazakh Duolingo instead of Spanish?

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Kent Lundberg @doctoranalog.com · 22/11/2023

Happy Max Headroom Day to all who celebrate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

If bugs could read, do you think they'd read Metamorphosis and be like. This is soooo racist

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

Napoleon (2023), or, "I took the Joaq to Poland"

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

apparently it's unsafe to crack my own neck joints. I don't care. If I sever my vertebral arteries I'll die doing what I loved

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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 23/11/2023

happy thanksgiving

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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

hi, i'm just trying to figure out who's bringing what to Thanksgiving oh that's right you're bringing the toddler with the flu. that should be fun

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

me giving report to the whole resus bay team for the absolute banger of a call I just brought in

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i am carbs @iamcarbs.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

swede caroline ba ba ba gurgen fjörgen hargen så

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Pluto ISN’T a planet but Europe IS a continent? Yeah okay boss

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

BREAKING NEWS: Johnson&Johnson announces NEW Grape Children's Motrin HARD SELTZERS

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

I should get extra PTO credit or something every day I am hung over with a tummy ache and still come to work, as a reward for my superhuman sacrifice

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

they make me do charts when I work at big special events like raves and music festivals. One time the system was down and I had to do it all on notebook paper. Just like 10 pages of "26yom. given Bandaid" eat my shorts

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

I try to be a "no news is good news" style employee. I think by virtue of the fact that my managers mostly just see me punching in 5-10 minutes early, and rarely ever hear from me or about me otherwise, they assume I'm a great employee. It's a good system

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

just want it to be clear, my profile picture is me, not my son or something. I'm 7 years old

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

seeing $53.42 charge from a bar after waking up from a blackout

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

anyone else getting spammed by porno bots or do they just think I'm cute

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

oh so you can just grow all your crops in one place and harvest them later instead of maintaining a nomadic society and foraging for food. that's dope! that is a really good idea

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

hand surgeons are the most powerful surgeons because they're the only ones that create new shit heart surgeons, brain surgeons, etc ain't innovating, but hand surgeons gotta make new shit that works when a hand is blown up or whatever

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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

guys trying to decide what to do after work on friday

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

Can't wait to see what superpower I unlock this No Nut November. Last year i learned how to double jump.

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

>me:"does the patient have any medical history?" >discharging nurse:"no" >read front page of discharge packet >acetaminophen, insulin, apixaban, metoprolol

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

the cool trick about being a EMT is I get to do this also, but I am sequestered in my truck so the general public can't see me rewatching Andor, covered in panini crumbs

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

Incredible how this Seinfeld joke from over 30 years ago still hits

screenshot from Seinfeld season 2 episode 11: The Chinese Restaurant where Jerry says "I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom."

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

my pick for greatest modern-era nba photo used to be wade posing in foreground / lebron dunking in the background, but i think the new #1 is obvious. it wouldn't work nearly as well if wemby wasn't 7'4. the spurs are going nuts for the basketball head man like barney the dinosaur just came to life

photo from victor wembanyama's nba debut in which the basketball in mid-air in the foreground perfectly obscures his head so he looks like a basketball head. his spurs teammates around him are going nuts

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

Friends come... friends go... Blood is forever 🙏🙏🙏

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

how it feels to work with no music how it feels to work to the Hardspace Shipbreaker soundtrack

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

why why WHY am I always sent to a stair carry call right after I get a big ass sandwich for lunch

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/07/2023

10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

this is basically what a macrophage does

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

It’s not a rut. It’s a groove.

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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

this is what you all have

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whim bim thank you jim @jimothyburglary.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

14 hours without nicotine I have unlocked a new part of my brain called the Hatred Cortex

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Today I Learned (TIL): In kidney transplant procedures, unless there's a reason to remove the damaged kidney(s), they're left in place and the new kidney is grafted onto the same blood vessels. The transplant recipient is now walking around with 3 or more kidneys.

A diagram of kidney transplant recipient anatomy, showing two damaged kidneys, and a transplanted kidney just below them.

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