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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 20h

my dog's behavior is extremely cat coded and it's bullshit

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 21h

the agents must be kiki, they must never be bouba, the bouba agent is a trap

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

an interesting thing about all these western civilization retvrn guys is they want to bring back patriarchy and militarism but not like, respect for elders, charity, duty, mercy, or so on curious

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it is possible for even ordinary beings to attain total liberation from samsara in this very lifetime with diligent effort it's not a myth or something that can only happen in future lifetimes or something reserved for reincarnated masters or exceptional beings

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Buddhist monks turning away a prospective upasaka for showing up to the refuge ceremony with an iced coffee

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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

EXCLUSIVE: GEN ALPHA ARE MEME MOGGING PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS WITH INCREASINGLY ELABORATE BEVERAGES AT JOB INTERVIEWS IN VIRAL TIKTOK CRAZE

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think the omelas kid should be one that has bad vibes or is just unpleasant to be around

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's so close to the promise of truth and reconciliation tribunals and yet so far, but that is the thing the Dems need to be promising people

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

okay I think what we're really missing here in that Nvidia CEO interview is that anyone using an LLM to help with math homework is a fuckin moron to begin with because a calculator is much better for that kind of thing, frankly

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

got my vaxxxes but for real are they even based on anything this year or did they just straight up throw darts to decide the strains to package??

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

a good chili is delicious when you eat it and feels like someone maced your ass hole later

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

writing a memoir of the horrors I witnessed as a paramedic during the pandemic, but it's all just about management decisions, staffing and scheduling problems, etc.

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

oh boy, next we can do a TV special where we raise a child in total sensory deprivation until they are 7 then expose them to the world to see what happens as long as it's good TV, the forbidden experiment is fine

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@eris.anarchogoth.rip and I accidentally invented bodhisattva hustle culture today and I just don't think this got enough appreciation tbh

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Samsara Final Girl @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 15/09/2026

if your circle isn't cultivating compassion within themselves, skillfully causing others to enter the wisdom of a buddha and reach the other shore, becoming famous throughout countless worlds and saving innumerable hundreds of thousands of sentient beings, it's time to find a new circle.

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

win three games with Dragapult? call that the dreepeat

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

given the kinds of sickos that advance in the US today and in recent history it's really actually quite impressive we haven't ended civilization through nuclear war by now

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

watching disaster porn and thinking they need to have more disasters during the day because the cell phone footage of floods at night just isn't as impressive

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

before AI, I, an actual human being, had never failed a captcha lmao

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

when people say infinite data centers are necessary for society an interesting thing is to ask them if they agree that they should be publicly owned

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This morning my child woke up at 6 and loudly announced, "Moooom! I am no longer a bed mammal. I am now a land mammal!"

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

a really funny thing about this administration is that they worked really hard to promote gas power and eating meat but then they fucked the economy in exactly the way that is felt least by people who don't eat meat and have solar power, electric cars etc

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

yeah, my kid is a little rough around the edges, but if you consider the fact that he's a fairy-swapped changeling it's actually very impressive that he resembles a real human person at all.

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

New Pokemon meta is making sure you've maxed friendship on your competitive mons, that Kingambit toughed it out so Takuma wouldn't feel sad

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i believe you'll find the correct plural is donkeys kong

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A Charizard has made it to finals, and in that respect, we've all failed.

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

watching the Pokemon VGC world championship and groaning loudly every time a Charizard is comes on screen

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

3 hours into trying and I have not gone to sleep. I am uncertain how to correct this.

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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

man, remember when you could go to a website without 20 seconds of "checking your connection security" before it loads? like just let me see what the hell this tab was I forgot about so I can close it

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

club for millennials where you have to respond to a text message using a keypad or t9 within a certain time limit to get in

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

to their credit I guess it's good that they had diverse models???

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

you can't spell together without "to get her" which idk maybe means something

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

you all surprised dolly died I am surprised dolly was still alive we are not the same

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

not sure why everyone is scared of the backrooms, that's where they keep the overstock inventory

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

modern mythology for 400 in the town of nilbog, you don't piss on this virtue

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Watching some of the big bang theory and this man, Sheldon, in my country we would have killed him

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

actually it's really insensitive to tell people to touch grass, some people have grass allergies

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Marpa Lotsawa famously made Milarepa build a tower and then take it down and rebuild it numerous times to purify his mistakes I can only imagine what he must have done to his dang kids when they interrupted his meditation to ask for 30 more minutes of horse time or whatever

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

While probably an unpopular opinion in the US, I believe we live in auspicious times, and the obvious rapid decline of the American empire is a clear sign of this

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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

hawk lucha. flying press on that thang

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

man even my kid's tabletop game got dlc these days what the hell

"caverness cave DLC" in the corner of like a map for a ttrpg game made by a 7 year old

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