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John Zielinski

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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 23/09/2026
A fatal crash killed a motorcyclist over the weekend on N Ash. So today, Spokane’s traffic crews deployed its first “Emergency Streets” installation—rapid traffic calming to slow drivers, close a lane, and evaluate whether street design played a role. More info: my.spokanecity.org/news/release...
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Everybody remember where we parked."
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Jules @thepriceofitall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Hilton Hotels added an extra 1 cent per hour to their previous offer of about $1.06 per hour in annual raises for two years." Absolutely obscene, disrespectful behavior in a city as expensive as Seattle.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
3 of these 4 Home Alone 2 actors/actresses have passed away in 2026. I hate that we lost the three that we have. But damn, if we can complete the set before January 1st, that would be something. We have four months to make it happen.
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Attorney General Nick Brown @atg.wa.gov · 26/08/2026
We’re leading a multistate challenge to the Trump administration’s latest attempt to undermine our democracy and seize control of our elections. At issue is a USPS rule that is illegal and impossible to implement.
Washington AG Brown files lawsuit against U.S. Postal Service over unlawful attack on vote-by-mail
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🍂k a r e n🍂 @andthenisleep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why do 8 data centers in Gary, Indiana have power BUT MOST OF THE RESIDENTS HAVEN'T HAD POWER OR WATER IN DAYS.
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OB Cycler @obcycler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
good thing we're having a moral panic over ebikes 🙄
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Karl-on-Sea @karlonsea.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Join the movement.
Mock-up for a red Sustrans T-shirt with the slogan "SEGREGATED CYCLEWAYS OR SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH" on it.
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me: *Engages cafe lock Café lock: *clink Me: Seriously?!
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today, on everyone’s screen.
Movie poster a black figure holding a cell phone, a road at night below and the McConnells.
Text: I KNOW
THAT YOU DIED
THIS SUMMER
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John Zielinski @jiffylafontaine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So drained on weeknights I just wanna go home and watch a Miller/Boyett production.
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Emma the Sewer Socialist @mayorseidel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Unpopular opinion: the US would have won this war if not for the terrain, the strategic situation, the tactical capabilities of its opponent, poor leadership, ill-defined and unattainable political objectives, and other concepts established through centuries of military thought and practice.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Company gives out jackets for not getting killed or injured on the job. Jackets were covered with the company name and logo. We all told the foreman to give our jacket to Bob. When asked why, we said Bob has a dog kennel, the dogs will be warm, and they can't read that crap.
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John Zielinski @jiffylafontaine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kid in a little Honda with a big muffler hit the throttle and blasted everyone on the centennial trail with blue smoke. Are these dorks really rolling around with dirty oil filters to own the libs? Brilliant! I feel so owned. You know what would really stick in my craw? Sugar in your gas tank.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Iain @iainmspillane.com · 02/07/2026
Me with my BlueSky mutuals
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Milhouse Throwing Frisbee
ALT: Milhouse Throwing Frisbee
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 14/02/2025
scene from #StarTrek Enterprise with T'Pol yelling at Archer and being held back by a MACO, with text: joke's on you, man. i love the horny brig.
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John Zielinski @jiffylafontaine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He works really hard, guys. His constituents should throw a barbecue just for him.
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Misty Yellowjackets Removes Furry Mask
Alt: A yellowjacket from the series, Yellowjackets, just before the Yellowjackets eat a yellowjacket.
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John Zielinski @jiffylafontaine.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You've wumba'd your last chumba.
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John Zielinski @jiffylafontaine.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
What the hell does, "Sheriff Country" even mean? Is this the big rock candy mountain for bootlickers?
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"The pedestrian/cyclist just came out of nowhere!" Babe, if you were doing 30mph, 30 seconds ago you were a quarter of a mile away - if anyone came out of nowhere, it's you.
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John Zielinski @jiffylafontaine.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"inside you there are two shaxs"
*Shows evil shaxs from the terran timeline*
"This one ejects the warp core"
*Shows shaxs from the prime timeline*
"So does this one"
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 06/06/2026
I can't even with these Stevens.
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Cutter W. González @cutterwgonzalez.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I want what they have ♥️🚲
a protected bike lane with a painted bike rider on the pavement, then a second painted bike rider on top of it facing the other way
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Yuliya Komska @ykomska.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
By Jim Benton
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It's neat how this happens across the US, possibly thousands of times per day, yet all of the moral outrage and concern is over ebikes, bikes on sidewalks, scooters, and pedestrians wearing headphones.
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John Zielinski @jiffylafontaine.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Are you.. serious? *Jimi Hendrix riff* ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SERIOUS?!
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John Zielinski @jiffylafontaine.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Share a rainbow!
I seen a rainbow yesterday but too many storms have come and gone, leaving a trace of not one god-given ray. Is it because my life is ten shades of gray, I pray
All ten fade away, seldom praise Him for the sunny days
And like His promise is true, only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew to bring my life to anew
Clear blue and unconditional skies
Have dried the tears from my eyes, no more lonely cries
My only bleeding hope is for the folk who can′t cope
With such an endurin' pain that it keeps ′em in the pourin' rain
Who′s to blame for tooting 'caine into your own vein?
What a shame, you shoot and aim for someone else′s brain
You claim the insane, and name this day in time
For falling prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind
Dreams are hopeless aspirations in hopes of coming true
Believe in yourself, the rest is up to me and you
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Kid-sized furniture in transit stations! We really do love to see it.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hey man ... did you defund the military? Be a lot cooler if you did.
Wooderson in Dazed and Confused
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to defund the military."
Young Henry Hill in Goodfellas wearing his new suite for his court date.
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Jeremy R. Jenkins @jeremyj.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"I'll gladly vote for you Tuesday if you defund the military today."
Cel from the Popeye cartoon featuring Popeye and Wimpy.  A crate labeled "canned hamburgers" is in the background.  Wimpy is saluting the bemused Popeye.
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Brendan C. Hamilton @revoltedstates.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
You ever defund the military...ON WEED?
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
TNG scene. Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can pop a wheelie on a unicycle, is standing in the transporter room. O'Brien, who can slam a revolving door, is looking all focused like off at something across the room. O'Brien, who can build a snowman out of rain, is wearing his standard gold uniform and looking fit. Closed caption reads, "Let's get those panels off."
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/02/2026
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
So they cycle their badging... and we're supposed to know who is a fed and who is an asshole with a gi joe fetish? You know who hides their identities? Bad Guys You know who threatens people watching them? Bad Guys Keep searching the car maybe find some balls for the democrats so they do something
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John Zielinski @jiffylafontaine.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
All kinds of war movies and documentaries but "full metal jacket" was particularly disturbing as a kid. I was all done after the soap scene but then I popped back in just in time to see suicide. I was like, "God, how long is this horrible movie"
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elaine @turdhatr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
well, you say all this very wonderful sounding stuff, but you refuse to take a stand when it comes to a vote. how many times have you voted in favor of turdboy? huh, poodleboy? you are just as ineffective and cretinous and lie like all the others. grow a backbone if you want to be taken seriously
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Erin Sellers @merrywanderer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is essentially the entire city council getting together to pass Prop 1 but even stricter because it applies to the whole city. Somehow, this is being painted a victory for collaboration when really it’s just the progressives giving the conservatives exactly what they asked for but harsher?
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Dawn 🇮🇹 ✌🏻🐈‍⬛🐈💙 🍷fly 🦅 fly 💚 @charlieharry.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If you see ANYONE stealing food next month. NO YOU DIDN’T
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evil baby granny 🎃 😈🏳️‍⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 19/09/2025
they're saying i'm preapproved. i'm the most preapproved person there ever was, they approved me as soon as they heard of me
whitehouse.gov trump press conference for executive orders september 19, 2025
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Oh weird the image of fascist crackdowns on protest has left a stain the regime can't fully scrub away!
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The Wayward Ghost of Katie Jercov @kate678.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Has there ever been a more aptly named man than Mike Crapo
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