Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When I die I think the thing I'll miss most is podcasts 010
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If someone's make a wish was to smoke a cigarette on a plane would they let them? 000
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I've never been diagnosed with any kind of neurodivergence but two of my biggest hobbies are redirecting flowing water in aesthetically pleasing ways, and making multilingual puns in the back stories of DnD characters I never play 010
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I guess I'm glad it went to so Spain over the Argies, but that was a really dull world cup final. 020
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Well, I'm now unemployed and my visa doesn't seem to be processing in time so I might have to leave the country in two weeks this isn't ideal . 110
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Played through the red alert 2 and 3 campaigns this week. Two observations: 1) the cast is absolutely stacked! Tim Curry! Peter Stormare! George Takei! And many more! 2) it's very early-2000s teenage boy level horny. All the assistants are Hot Babes who wanna date you! The player! 150
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It's good to have a match where there is a clear villain 010
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Maybe THIS time changing the prime minister will fix everything... 000
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy first father's day being dead to my dad. Still love you. 010
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The main difference between cats and dogs is that cats have hands 010
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I know I'm shouting into the void right now because we lost but I fuxking hate Elon Musk and what he has done to the human race 010
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 08/06/2026People have got almost violently upset at me when I say I don't want to watch Andor. 000
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I don't know how this happened, but I have become 40 years old 020
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Top fashion tip: if you find a condom that fits right and looks good, why not buy two of them, that way you can wear one while you wash the other! 010
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026My Dad died, so I painted a picture of him taking me stargazing when I was a kid 000
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Just seen a photo of princess Charlotte and I can't stop laughing, that whole family has the same face, she looks like her dad in a wig 110
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 10/05/2026How long should I leave my mother's day decorations up? 010
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 20/04/2026About to get on a plane to try and make it home before my dad dies, how's everyone else's Monday going? 100
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 29/03/2026It's amazing how much better my life would be if just two specific people died 010
Reposted by Magreaux dogMagreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Don't read harry potter read discworld instead 152
Reposted by Magreaux dogMagreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Wake me up when they teach an AI to smoke a real cigarette. 011
Reposted by Magreaux dogMagreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 10/07/2025The most prescient piece of art is that episode of Futurama where fry dates an AI version of Lucy Liu 011
Reposted by Magreaux dogMagreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I sincerely believe that the world would be a better place if everyone had to watch all of Star Trek the next generation between the ages of 9 and 14 0162
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I don't know what I'm supposed to do about any of this 100
Reposted by Magreaux dogNathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Where is the lie? 472836724
Reposted by Magreaux dogShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school 140233545881
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The USA has been the aggressor in every war post 1945. Imagine if any other country did that they would be a rogue state. The blood of those children will be an eternal stain on the soul of every American. 000
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This is unironically the best piece of life advice I have ever received 000
Reposted by Magreaux dogAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/02/2026If you shag fourteen year old girls, you're a nonce, and that includes David Bowie whether his fans like it or not. 141324
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Family hound Macy (pictured here attempting to smother me to death and hoping I don't notice) crossed the rainbow bridge today and is now in hell, where she will be happiest. I am sad 110
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Everything I know about The Office I have learned against my will. 010
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Found out the Youth are using 'bricked up' to mean sexually aroused. I've always known it to mean 'constipated' so there is serious potential for hilarious misunderstanding 011
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026there are two skeleton genders: bony tony and stacey skeleton 000
Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Hey so I really don't recommend losing your job, having your immigration status changed, and having your dad go into hospice care all in the same month. Turns out it's wicked bad for your mental health. 030
Reposted by Magreaux dogGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/01/2026[staring at engine in neighbors garage] Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together Me: can't hurt 621663
Reposted by Magreaux dogJay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them 12897203119
