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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Joseph Smith in 1820:

Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Amending my earlier post -- Lanoris Sellers should get a medal. He has tried very very hard to drag this bunch to the finish line.

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Physically, South Carolina got off the bus to play Alabama today. Spiritually, however, they did not.

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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Put ashtrays back in cars

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

New Orleans Pelicans Can’t Help But Notice They’re Not On NBA Schedule This Year theonion.com/new-orleans-pelicans-c…

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Random thought, but I really miss Joe Bob Briggs being on TV this time of year. I want the drive-in back.

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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

" Mr Badazz, the conflict in Iran has pushed oil prices past $108 a barrel. Would you in today's fraught economic climate, still be on a song that advocates for Americans going to a nightclub on an empty gas tank and spending their gas money instead on VIP access and drinks?

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My daughter is watching the new Carmen Sandiego show on Netflix. It is really weird, because why did anyone reboot this to have so much lore? Is that what middle schoolers crave now, lore?

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Mobile is still canonically the home of original (but substantially less fun) Mardi Gras, so Go Jags anyway

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Steve Sarkisian's face looks like an ancient roman coin.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Almost every right wing conspiracy and tech fever dream falls apart after asking just one “*how*?” None survive asking it three times. The fact that US press is incapable of using this single word is why we’re here.

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Good morning

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 04/09/2026

"It's amazing no one got hurt during the Colorado game, especially with Bill Goldberg there"

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If I didn't already know Todd Grantham was at UAB, I probably would have guessed it on this play alone.

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is what my Costco shopping turns into when I take my daughter

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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

David’s an incredible researcher but also….hella underrated as a writer.

What I really hate about optimization B.S. like this, though, is how every tech dork spazzes out and builds a business when hit with the slightest bit of friction in their life.
And thinks society is suddenly incapable of living without it. After using the system on its backend, last season Ohio State integrated WaitTime into its Buckeye mobile app. Fans can now see line lengths for bathrooms. They can look before they leak.
I'm sorry... what the hell? We need to become okay with inconvenience again.
Enduring minor headaches without totally melting down is Humanity 101. And so many people are failing these days.
Reject ChatGPeePee. If a line this season is too long, walk around the concourse until you find a shorter one. Like we used to do way back in 2024.

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I am glad young people will get slapped with time limits on social media, but when are we banning the elderly from this stuff? Social media convinces them of delusional nonsense dementia never even considered

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Hyderabad House in Hoover, AL is amazing. Authentic southern Indian cuisine, but this piece of art they have is one thing I was bluntly told "is special, and not for sale." I mean, look at it

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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 11/05/2026

A chop from Tenzan, like getting hit with a baseball bat! 🤼

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I am fairly certain Ross Dellenger got me in, and he has yet to ever post on here. Go figure. But yeah, thanks Ross!

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026

We're more of a women's soccer school

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Instead we'll keep on making it a pay-to-play program in the white flight suburbs. A nation of car salesmen for car salesmen

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

ok Fourth of July is over happy Halloween

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Evan Neal (Alabama; NY Giants) is the only other person I have ever met who hates frogs and being anywhere near them as much as I do. We bonded a bit over that.

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Sean H @tlanta-sean.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If Belgium is famous for its waffles why come it doesn’t have a single Waffle House?

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Drew @drewnelson.dev · 02/07/2026

VAR is the worst invention in sports

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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

That’s the type of loss Nick Saban loved. A consequence free game that gives good tape to yell about.

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Getting right down to business with an evening alone.

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Lol, different teams, but this is basically how I dressed in 1991, too.

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burritobrosshit.bsky.social @burritobrosshit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Guy was responsible for one of the most cinematic hauler fights of modern NASCAR

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Gucci Mane is playing the Birmingham Stallions halftime. Here is the Piggly Wiggly's Mr. Pig reacting

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 17/04/2026

this is, without exaggeration, the single greatest piece of journalism of the past ten years.

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Omg omg omg... I am so ready for this

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Late to the party, but Sinners was the best movie I have seen in ages. No notes, its incredible. Perfectly paced and respects the audience to keep up with it.

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Johnny Esfeller IV @jhesfeller.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

Cookie and Gerry Fleck from Best in Show (2000)

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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

One of the very best from Clickhole

From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.

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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Series 21 of Taskmaster will be served up on the 9th of April on Channel 4 and YouTube!

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My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

First of all how dare you

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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

My entire phone is on dark mode. Hell, my soul is on dark mode.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 10/01/2026

I genuinely feel bad for these Oregon players…they are a good football team who should be competing for a national championship on the appropriate level…now, most will only remember them for tonight…not their fault that CFB can’t figure out a proper post-season structure

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