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Ryan Missanelli

@wrytoast.bsky.social
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Posting mostly about college football and soccer. Go Jags and Roll Tide y’all. Thoughts are my own.

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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As much as I do like Tennessee for fandom reasons their radio guys fucking rock
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The coach you could have gotten vs. the coach you got
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This threat of this game makes every person in the country who has to take classes on Saturday for whatever reason absolutely ecstatic
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Penn State hired Butch Jones
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kirk Ferentz is offended by going for it on 4th and 5 with a pass play. Repent.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Penn State got outspent by insomnia cookie. Northwestern beating them is the natural progression of their life cycle.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure even Everton will be rooting for us that game
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They might leave Shane Beamer at the Birmingham airport alla Lane Kiffin after this
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listening to the Tennessee radio call for this game, these announcers fucking rule
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Pete Carroll seeing Pep Gaurdiola leave after winning a title but before violations impact the program*
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cignetti is a perfect ass in interviews. He’s more articulate than Saban, but his refusal to make eye contact makes him annoying. He’s as confident as Mourinho, but not nearly as charming while talking shit about his team. The man is a gift.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh hell yes, let’s settle in for a long one youtu.be/ofqbBRfsvgg?...
youtu.be
Well There's Your Problem | Episode 202: USS Iowa Turret Explosion
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ole Miss fans chanting “Lane Kiffin’s a hoe” to the soccer chant cadence is amazing
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m still not sure this Bama game will last as long as a vintage CBS broadcast
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Billy @billygomila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It'd take at least a week to audit that forhead
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We’re all gonna get die because a bunch of computer engineering and computer science majors didn’t pay attention in their freshman humanities classes
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The direct line of LSU hiring Brian Kelly to then getting kicked out of the conference is going to be the bloggers feast
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Please let this be sabotage and not just not paying the power bill
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok. You can turn this off. Clemson’s fucked.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Greg Sankey in Baton Rouge this morning for the injunction hearing and may testify. LSU fans gonna turn the outside of that courthouse into the scenes from A Time To Kill but with less baby oil and hopefully few Molotov cocktails
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Listening to the TCU radio broadcast on the Varsity Network and they just played Linger by The Cranberries as their lead-in song back from break. Playing in Dublin, they understood the assignment.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To be clear I’m an Iraola fan, but we need to get the General Mills sponsorship ASAP
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every Liverpool tie feels like grand larceny these days, going all the way back to last season. I’m not sure the boys in the Kop know what a definitive win or beatdown by Liverpool looks like anymore.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just a tremendous amount of sitting on our own balls by Liverpool this morning. Pretty sure if we could knee ourselves in the dick we would at this point.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Checking the Brighton - Villa score will make you feel like this
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Latest batch of hot sauce came out the color of the slime from Ghostbusters 2 so I’m just gonna label it Viggo C. and move on to the next batch
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My god these guys rip youtube.com/@cor64music?...
youtube.com
Cor64
Synths, retro sounds IG: @cor64music original music under "releases" tab- feel free to contact me for music work :)
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
youtu.be/ncYOVGrbHwo?... This may be the greatest piece of art I’ve ever seen
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The Swedish Chef - Rapper's Delight (The Muppets scene)
YouTube video by Shiny Like
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mo Salah getting overwhelmed by fans at the airport in the town of his new team? The man is SEC ready, and I’m confident he can bring success to LSU after Kiffin leaves in a couple years. www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
liverpoolecho.co.uk
Mohamed Salah sends 'incredible' message as he makes Liverpool vow to new club
Mohamed Salah was stunned by the welcome he received from supporters after arriving at Trabzon airport ahead of his move to Trabzonspor
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 01/08/2026
In a memo to schools, the NCAA says it plans to appeal "on an expedited basis" yesterday's court ruling to allow graduated Class of 2022 athletes a fifth year. More on the ruling: www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Now realizing I need the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social crew to identify which planets would be what CFB position
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain taking gold away from North America? What is this, the 1500s?
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enzo Fernandez looks like the type of man who would go to a brothel and then not tip
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tuchel pulling a Saban and trying to get a bulletin board material clip with this interview
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We played like Iowa football but not in those ways where they win games they shouldn’t
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Some of y’all who have never paid attention to soccer and keep posting outrage are fucking nerds. Dawg, the fuck did you think FIFA was?
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is the most gringos trapped and surrounded by a Mexican siege since the Alamo.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Best game of the tournament and it’s dripping in CONCACAF
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is majestic
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
THE AZTECA IS GONNA CRUMBLE
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
THE AZTECA IS GONNA CRUMBLE
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
England ain’t ready on a psychological or physiological level. Azteca is like 7000ft above sea level. Beans on toast don’t prep the body for all this.
The dangers of CONCACAF play
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
youtube.com/shorts/SkS8V... This is the level of “fuck you” energy I want us to bring on Monday. @ussoccer.com get The Human Jukebox to Seattle for the game and there ain’t no way we don’t win.
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Southern takes NO disrespect 🔥🔥 #viral #drummer #southern #drums #shorts #viral
YouTube video by Jay
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Everyone start playing Freebird right now
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2aetDS... Two hours to kick. Get your minds right.
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Hoes
Mr. Bigg · Dirty South Tha Beginning · Song · 2011
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Congrats England. You now get to go play in the Azteca with Mexico hitting the heights of their CONCACAF powers.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The cartels must have saved the best cocaine for the Mexican team tonight. These young men are jacked to the tits right now. Made all the more electric to watch by this Telemundo announcer crew.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh those Morocco fans are going to get nude in the streets
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Zlatan cutting right to the heart of this whole thing
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Talk about getting your money’s worth if you’re at this game
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