Reposted by Sprout GodBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s really rare how few contemporary politicians are talented at doing what I am calling “Mayor Quimby shit” 332346188
Reposted by Sprout GodJohn Cluverius @johncluverius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have to keep saying this. Trans rights are very unpopular on face but extremely sensitive to persuasion and question wording. In other words very few people care deeply about them, one way or another. Electorally, there is no advantage or penalty for Democrats to take one way or another. 331489177
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thought this was a post by someone making fun of the current trending topics. Didn't realize I was on the following tab, and I was just looking at the current trending topics 001
Reposted by Sprout Godmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sad to see the dog bite on that pump fake 1245564
Reposted by Sprout Godvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/09/2026good morning 0918
Reposted by Sprout Godvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555444945
Reposted by Sprout GodDan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026BC-Rutgers: "both teams are playing tonight to honor the lives and legacies of those who were lost on 9/11. This is bigger than football. This is about coming together for humanity." Missouri-Kansas: 212818
Reposted by Sprout GodErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary. 459501104
Reposted by Sprout Godsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is a more significant breakdown in the fundamental bonds of the union than the headline might imply. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/27/u... 🎁nytimes.comICE agent Christian Castro Released From Texas Jail After Minnesota Loses Court Fight (Gift Article)The state had sought to have the agent extradited from Texas to answer charges in Minneapolis related to an on-duty shooting that wounded an immigrant. 9332591066
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Bro said I give my LIFE for the game. I respect it 000
Reposted by Sprout GodRuth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Flock cameras are a domestic violence issue. Of the four police officers noted in this article, at least two were stalking partners. The other two were disciplined for “concerning behavior”. In my years safety planning with victims of domestic violence… 1/ www.bostonglobe.com/2026/08/21/b...bostonglobe.comFlock license plate cameras under fire as Mass. police misconduct cases mount - The Boston GlobeAt least four police officers in the state are under investigation for misusing the technology, and a wave of towns continue to opt out. 10335901683
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026static.klipy.comDruski's Serious LookAlt: Druski's who me? 011
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"Inside of the Maybach look like it came outta Ikea" -2Chainz @edsbs.bsky.social 010
Reposted by Sprout GodAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 15/08/2026ICYMI, over the past two weeks, English-language Wikipedia editors have engaged in a successful effort to change the first paragraph of the Republican Party entry to reflect its current status as a "neo-nationalist" political party. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republi...en.wikipedia.orgRepublican Party (United States) - Wikipedia 384142815
Reposted by Sprout GodJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 15/08/2026On Pat McAfee's own subreddit, someone said "his album isn't THAT bad" and got called a dick rider 92048
Reposted by Sprout GodJack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Today in @thenation.com: a harrowing piece written from inside the Dilley ICE detention center by Maryam Tahmasebi, a green card holder who's been locked up along with her husband and son for months despite none of them committing any crime. www.thenation.com/article/soci...thenation.comOne Woman’s Message From the Hell of ICE DetentionMy husband, son, and I have been locked up for months—despite being permanent residents with no criminal record. It is an unendurable, unending nightmare. 11835222210
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Def thought that was coke on the left side of the photo 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When they dragged him out the way like the test robots that malfunction 😭 060
Reposted by Sprout GodRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026gets incredible air here 256145463363
Reposted by Sprout GodThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work 262371188
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026@dirtbagqueer.rocks appropo of nothing, was going through my meme folder, thought of you immediately, and wanted to make sure you had this 010
Reposted by Sprout GodPatrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026They gave Mike the Rick James couch edit ha 1464
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026And you LOVE to see this. Please help my very large son with his footwork 🙏🏾 000
Reposted by Sprout GodBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Two straight days in which news organizations made uncanny valley image choices where famous people look like Onion stock image illustrations. 843430339
Reposted by Sprout GodT. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is how you write a headline 232279435
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026static.klipy.comSheeeeeeeeeeit!Alt: Clay Davis: Sheeeeeeeeeeit! 000
Reposted by Sprout GodJames Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Great article from Arif, especially if you’re someone (like me) who likes to nerd out on this kind of stuff 1132
Reposted by Sprout Godamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/07/2026kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left 114214600
Reposted by Sprout GodBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME 2250346
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 25/07/20269 yo: Daddy, do you know anyone with abs? Me: Ha! no. <scene> 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This is my kind of carrying on. Back to the essence of social media... fights about dumb stuff (The correct answer is baguette and it's not even close) 000
Reposted by Sprout GodSenator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 18/07/2026Today I made an unannounced visit to ICE’s facility in Scarborough, Maine. What I heard was unacceptable: no body cameras, no training, and no accountability. Johan Guerrero should be alive. Congress must act. Abolish ICE. End qualified immunity. 709230687386
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You can tell a lot about a person based on the frequency and quality of gifs they use. In this ted talk I will... 000
Reposted by Sprout GodBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You’re at home, no one cares, save yourself some laundry and McConaughey this shit 121242
Reposted by Sprout GodBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Summer tip for sweaty bastards just drop the top until September 121778
Reposted by Sprout GodRise and Resist @riseandresist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026His name was Joan Sebastian Guerrero, a loving husband and father murdered July 13, 2026. We stand with the people of Maine, their protest, and their quest for justice for another innocent civilian murdered at the hands of ICE. 4529226
Reposted by Sprout GodBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208675339
Reposted by Sprout GodDublin Fire Brigade @dubfirebrigade.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home. 712975771
Reposted by Sprout GodJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026They could have made this map any color. 733123641
