Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Around the time of college dropout, he got on the Confessions remix (which includes a verse of shyne rapping on the phone from jail) and very earnestly encourages usher not to get an abortion: "you at the clinic? Dog slow down, that's your child" 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I got flicked off by a kid in the meadowlands, only to see jp losman throw a game ending interception. Literally used to pray for times like this 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comMeatwad: Do What Now? (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)Alt: Meatwad: Do What Now? (Aqua Teen Hunger Force) 010
Reposted by Sprout GodBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s really rare how few contemporary politicians are talented at doing what I am calling “Mayor Quimby shit” 332346188
Reposted by Sprout GodJohn Cluverius @johncluverius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have to keep saying this. Trans rights are very unpopular on face but extremely sensitive to persuasion and question wording. In other words very few people care deeply about them, one way or another. Electorally, there is no advantage or penalty for Democrats to take one way or another. 331489177
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thought this was a post by someone making fun of the current trending topics. Didn't realize I was on the following tab, and I was just looking at the current trending topics 001
Reposted by Sprout Godmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sad to see the dog bite on that pump fake 1245564
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Did chubb do much today? I didn't really see anything notable...? 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Looked like he was going to run into it and decided to jump into it instead 011
Reposted by Sprout Godvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/09/2026good morning 0918
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comMichael Caine sees Christian BaleALT: Michael Caine sees Christian Bale 000
Reposted by Sprout Godvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555444945
Reposted by Sprout GodDan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026BC-Rutgers: "both teams are playing tonight to honor the lives and legacies of those who were lost on 9/11. This is bigger than football. This is about coming together for humanity." Missouri-Kansas: 212818
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Solid floor with chase, drake london (once penix starts) and bowers. Bucky was going late in a lot of drafts so probably good value for you? Jeanty, Jayden and DJ = all gas/no brakes. Awesome upside...but if those boys break bad... 😬 But hey, who cares about 6th place we're trying to live mas!! 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Quite literally the 2nd time I've ever heard a reference to this song (east coaster). The 1st, you ask?? 120
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Go on...static.klipy.comOprah Winfrey with a BookALT: Oprah Winfrey with a Book 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sorry I have yet to get past "podcast allegations" lmao 130
Reposted by Sprout GodErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary. 459501104
Reposted by Sprout Godsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is a more significant breakdown in the fundamental bonds of the union than the headline might imply. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/27/u... 🎁nytimes.comICE agent Christian Castro Released From Texas Jail After Minnesota Loses Court Fight (Gift Article)The state had sought to have the agent extradited from Texas to answer charges in Minneapolis related to an on-duty shooting that wounded an immigrant. 9332591066
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It should not be hard at all... You're fundamentally in the right, this is not actually your fan base, and they're making a mockery of your league. Here's your statement: Enough! Basta! Stop this shit! 030
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Like... game this out. The alternative is literally him sitting courtside and doing this again? Could not POSSIBLY be an easier decision 2760
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Bro said I give my LIFE for the game. I respect it 000
Reposted by Sprout GodRuth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Flock cameras are a domestic violence issue. Of the four police officers noted in this article, at least two were stalking partners. The other two were disciplined for “concerning behavior”. In my years safety planning with victims of domestic violence… 1/ www.bostonglobe.com/2026/08/21/b...bostonglobe.comFlock license plate cameras under fire as Mass. police misconduct cases mount - The Boston GlobeAt least four police officers in the state are under investigation for misusing the technology, and a wave of towns continue to opt out. 10335901683
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I know we gloss over BP3, but the beginning of "Off That" sounds like the intro to a space super hero comic. And that's before you get the ghost rider sample 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026They saw what Amazon was doing with Sam and were like nah, let's go dumb 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Separate but related... the bridge on "LoveStoned / I Think She Knows" is 🎨🎨🎨 020
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I feel like it kinda made sense in the moment though. Once "Gone" dropped it was like oh he's REALLY got the juice 110
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026static.klipy.comDruski's Serious LookAlt: Druski's who me? 011
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Did you ever listen to DISSECT? Blew my mind how many layers there are open.spotify.com/episode/4qMM...open.spotify.comS2E12 - Runaway (Part 2) by Kanye WestDissect · Episode 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"Inside of the Maybach look like it came outta Ikea" -2Chainz @edsbs.bsky.social 010
Reposted by Sprout GodAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 15/08/2026ICYMI, over the past two weeks, English-language Wikipedia editors have engaged in a successful effort to change the first paragraph of the Republican Party entry to reflect its current status as a "neo-nationalist" political party. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republi...en.wikipedia.orgRepublican Party (United States) - Wikipedia 384142815
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I appreciate the men's side distinction. Shout out to the gawd Kelly Amonte 010
Reposted by Sprout GodJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 15/08/2026On Pat McAfee's own subreddit, someone said "his album isn't THAT bad" and got called a dick rider 92048
