Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thought this was a post by someone making fun of the current trending topics. Didn't realize I was on the following tab, and I was just looking at the current trending topics 001
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Quite literally the 2nd time I've ever heard a reference to this song (east coaster). The 1st, you ask?? 120
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026@dirtbagqueer.rocks appropo of nothing, was going through my meme folder, thought of you immediately, and wanted to make sure you had this 010
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The only counterpoint I can muster is Murphy Lee's verse on the welcome to Atlanta remix 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Reading it now. This is quite possibly the coldest shit ever written 0131
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I also forgot to buy TP. Thankful to still have my family today 🙏🏾 010
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I had a server show me a trick where you put the candle behind the drink to get a similar effect. First time I, as an #old, was like oh wow you kids might be on to something... 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I will say this set off *multiple* pleasure centers in my brain and I've been down the Murakami rabbit hole ever since 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Howling at our guy in The Journal @edsbs.bsky.social 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Hahah uh is Jeff Flake trying to invoke Nemik's manifesto here or...? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202... (cc @jowrotethis.bsky.social) 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Legit forgot when I woke up and then lol'd when I saw this 0100
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Brother I'm so glad you asked because I heard this the other day and lol'd 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Recently had to explain to another parent no that is not a kids cup, that's my cup... 010
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025"did you get that photo of the deputy director?" "Yeah boss, real fuckin stressed and derpy, just like you asked" 000
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Got this text from a friend I haven't spoken to in a few years. He was always a shade "weird", but in very disarming and earnest ways (and intentionally so) 010
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Blurred for the first time today because I'm visiting in-laws in Columbus and this is the background 🤢😭 2120
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The very first thing I thought of when I read this 0190
Sprout God @jherrykhan.bsky.social · 25/01/2025What are the load-bearing posts on Bluesky? Have there even been any yet? I fear there's a long way to go before we're getting art 120
