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Jason Ford

@jford.bsky.social
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If the kids wanna hear about space, I’m gonna rap about Pluto.

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I will always repost this whenever I see it
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Kelz 🔮 @gratefulkelzz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
GOT EM!
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/10/2026
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
K-Cup Decaf Hunters
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His mother is very proud.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 11/09/2026
"how do u do, fellow kids"
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolute S-tier level of dudes rocking
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“What time is it?” is an S-Tier all time banger!
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Only the US voted no."
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MattBodega @mattbodega.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball….we used to make real video games…and real deals…
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
US media: Why in the world are people voting for democratic socialists? Financial Times: “US corporate profits have hit a record high while workers’ slice of the pie has sunk to historic lows.”
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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Star Wars, Zero Company? buddy that's me every friday
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
absolute banger of a bumper sticker at costco today
A “CHRISTIAN MOMS AGAINST SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG” bumper sticker on a red mini van. Shadow The Hedgehog is standing with his black red and white fur and signature scowl, with his hand extended in an upturned point. He’s inside of a 🚫 symbol
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
dude turn on the news. any channel
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
herbie hancock preparing to absolutely demolish a great track on his debut solo album:
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Roguelike Deckbuilder
Rogue and Gambit from Xmen 97
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Goddamn
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ALL PRINTERS ARE BASTERDS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN SUMMONING "BROTHER LASER PRINTER" THE ONLY DAMB PRINTER I EVER GOT THAT WORKS FOR LONGER THEN A YEAR , FUCK ALL INK JET'S , I AINT BUYIN ANOTHER TUB OF YELLOW INK IN MY LIFE , I AINT DOWNLOADEN ANOTHER SET UP APP , JUST PLUG THE PEACE OF SHIT BLACK BOX BROTHER INTO YOUR COPUTER AND YOUR GOOD "RESPECT NO BRAND, LOYALTY TO NONE, EXCEPT BROTHER, GET THE CHEAPEST ONE OF THESE THEY MAKE AND YOU"RE GONNA BE GOOD FOR 10 YEARS " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Holy Trinity
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PlayStation!
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely.
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
America is far closer to its founding principles now than it was 250 years ago — even after Trump I & II. That's thanks to 250 years of struggle by African Americans, women, workers & many others to turn those principles — intended for the few— into reality for all. We still have a long fight ahead.
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every day is Halloween! @jennatar.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
me at the slightest inconvenience
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I love this kid vomiting up FIFA
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
NYT headline: "The One Surprising Mistake Everyone Makes With Pancakes"Forrest MacNeil from the "Review" episode with too many pancakes
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Happy Birthday to Paul McCartney, subject of one of the finest 4/20 tweets courtesy of @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Tweet from @pixelatedboat, 10:34 PM · Apr 19, 2018:
Paul McCartney (1964): Ahh, I love making good normal rock music that everyone can enjoy *uses marijuana once* but what if instead we made unlistenable circus music
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Mondo Cool
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Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Whenever a comedian says "I don't talk about politics," assume they're conservative until proven otherwise. www.thedailybeast.com/emmy-nominat...
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Emmy-Nominated Comedian Exposed as MAGA at Trump’s UFC Fight
The comedian appeared on the “Fox & Friends” sofa last month.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 09/06/2026
grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
anytime someone in a nintendo direct says "please look forward to future updates"
al gore on the simpsons, where he is about to say "i will"
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ash 🍉 @smashingaisling.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
R.I.P Anthony Head 💔
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Danganronpa 1! First played it over a decade ago, wanted to replay it in prep for 2x2 coming out soon, and just did at the start of this year.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding" is such a hard line and it's accompanied by accordian. TMBG, man
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Ian Stewart @ianstewartcycles.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks The Richmonder for resharing this fun article about a great used bookstore in Chesterfield County, Va. ICYMI: www.richmonder.org/we-are-not-d...
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'We are not digital': Chesterfield bookstore celebrates 40 years of not keeping up with the times
They don’t have books digitally inventoried or available to purchase online.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I want to start a revolution and watch it begin
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"It’s as if much of big media has decided that it’s too much trouble to focus, in any sustained way, on developments that would have resulted in weeks of headlines, if not impeachment and conviction, in the pre-Trump era." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Trump self-deals, lies and seems to fall asleep in meetings. The media treats it all as ‘priced in’ | Margaret Sullivan
As the outrages continue, mainstream outlets just see Trump being Trump
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My morning routine: 1. WAKE UP (wake up) 2. Grababrushandputalittlemake-up 3. Hidethescarstofadeawaytheshake-up (hidethescarstofadeawaythe-) 4. Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? 5. Here you go create another fable
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SPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is what peak masculinity USED to look like. Society is so broken now
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 15/05/2026
I'm back on my bullshit* * Listening to Dire Straits obsessively
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hitchcock’ed and Loaded
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Countgate @countgate.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Something I forgot to post when videos were enabled
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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Jason Ford @jford.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m in!
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