Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Five corporations control 90% of the US media. Airlines have merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere. 720160466064
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Enabling people to "turn off the algorithm" is one of the greatest actions to promote personal freedom in recent memory. Vote Greens so they form a coalition with Labour and undermine the technofascist billionaire cunts who are attacking us all. 110
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Last night I took my partner to a nice dinner and at one point she leaned over and said "could you stop loudly saying 'Happy 9/11!' and '9/11 is when dreams come true!' because the couple at the next table are American" and friends I DID NOT STOP MY WELL WISHING 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Reminder that AI Art and LLMs suck, pollute, are not getting cheaper to use, have cost 1.5 trillion dollars so far, and climate change is destroying our civilisation 020
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i only love two things: comedy, and my wife. And I'm all out of wife! (is the joke I wish I'd thought of after my divorce) 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Coles Supermarkets just ended their contract with Palantir! I'm not going to stop stealing from the self-checkout but I will feel slightly more conflicted about it. Reminder to Vote Greens their pressure is one of the reasons this (very good thing) happened. Fuck corporate surveillance and fuck AI. 002
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/09/2026evergreen 964843726
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Some days I regret waiting til 29 to start standup and other days I see what a 20 y/o dude talks about onstage 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Bangkok taxi driver stopped for "toilet", got out, LEFT THE METER RUNNING, in full view smoked a whole cigarette, then got back in and kept driving and I want him to be my dad 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Degenerative AI is not particularly effective for medical breakthroughs its just kind of okay at a couple of extremely limited things that don't require AI datacentres to do anyway pass it on 000
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026For real, what makes you feel more focused, more energized, more aroused and shake all night in a good way for real? 231178147
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage! 574744633
Reposted by Jez Watts Comedygabby @fullmoon.id · 24/07/2026I thought this was a pretty interesting take from Codeberg's announcement of their anti-LLM policy They argue that many developers using LLMs are essentially heaven-banning themselves where they don't realize they're developing for a nonexistent community 271759378
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This is NOT what we've heard but can't be ruled out. Why is no one looking into this? 461617135
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I used to be a deeply irritating atheist but now I’m a deeply irritating agnostic AMA 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Australia should also restrict social media for 55 and over 100
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyDan Kennedy @dankennedy.net · 25/06/2026The ICE agent who killed Renee Good is named Jonathan Ross, and he should be indicted. www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...syracuse.comFederal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICEShe believes the warning was related to a post about the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis. 8531051390
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyMichel Dinel @padder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Not only is internet and entertainment getting taken over with ai, but managers forcing vibe coding unto depressed/jaded programmers is of low quality, rammed out the door fast with bad underlying architecture, meaning we'll have gradually worse performing devices riddled with with bugs. yay future. 1517623
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyCZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Dear managers who are now 10+ years out from being developers: You cannot vibe code the user interface. And you HAVE to fucking test it. A password field is not a verification code field is not a contact field. You have to get this shit right, and that takes testers who can tell you to fix it. 1331846
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My drag name would be Christián Nationalism 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I now have enough loved ones with depression to realise I may be the problem 000
Reposted by Jez Watts Comedy.dotdisplay()TAURUSForUkraine🇺🇦 @ddotdisplay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I’m really glad President Zelenskyy is saying this out loud. More people need to realize this. 239147644251
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyNeugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!" 0119002559
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Don’t ban kids using YouTube. Make YouTube behave like a broadcaster. Pay creators. Reinvest in the creative industries. Pay fair tax back into creators’ economies. Follow guidelines on fair usage and copyright. Play fair. It’s bigger than TV now. Make it behave like TV. 16581882109
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I don’t think we should tax billionaire income we should tax their estates (after murdering them) 000
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyRotty Kato @rottykato.bsky.social · 13/06/2026These are alternatives to subscription based programs. #free #subscription #save 1362522720
Reposted by Jez Watts Comedytef @tef.bsky.social · 12/06/2026average webpage experience in 2026 - please mine some web coins to pay for this page - click here to agree to reselling your data to 173 trusted partners - thanks, here are four full page adverts with video and sound - why not install the app?? please install the app - not available in your region 21584240
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026To the many, many folks I owe money: don’t worry I just got asked to host the National Cherry Festival so This Will Fix Everything (oh and if you want to help me pay them back pls buy tickets to) Mt Eliza June 19 Darwin July 23-25 Singapore Aug 1 Thailand Aug 2 & 4 Hobart Aug 7 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Had a tough conversation with my partner about financial obligations to the household. Immediately broke out in multiple rashes on different body parts coz I'm allergic to being held accountable. 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Open mic comedy is such a lovely way of watching young men learn in real time that they have mental illness 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I’m lower than a snail! Shows on sale in Mt Eliza, Darwin, Singapore, Thailand, Hobart Tix at www.jezwatts.com 000
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This is so spot on 4481112
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Lying is bad unless you do it via AI. False advertising is bad unless you do it via AI. Plagiarism is bad unless you do it via AI. Losing billions of dollars for no good reason is bad unless you do it via AI. Robbing cities of water is bad unless you do it via AI. You’re just embracing the future. 292923867
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyMaggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I think people should be very, very careful when leaning ChatGPT or any bot for help navigating relationship issues or any other interpersonal conflict/crisis: futurism.com/chatgpt-marr... futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comChatGPT Is Blowing Up Marriages as Spouses Use AI to Attack Their PartnersAcross the world, marriages are being destroyed as spouses use AI like OpenAI's ChatGPT to attack their partners. 15655250
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyJoe In Absurdistan @j-everett.bsky.social · 21/05/2026He raped a woman in a department store and, if the complete Epstein files are ever released, may have done the same to minors. Now he's raping the American taxpayer. 846139924688
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Did a last-minute corporate for 25 Coles Supermarkets lawyers last night after they lost the lawsuit. They were feeling Down Down. 000
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyFaolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026DENMARK AND FRANCE 🇩🇰🇫🇷 bans all Microsoft products from all public offices. The phaseout is expected to be completed before autumn 2026. Their products are being replaced with customer versions of Linux and LibreOffice. This is digital sovereignty being taken back 511148483865
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedySorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Some of y’all never got a approving nod from the record store clerk and it shows. 811628178
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The real ChatGPT Psychosis is the friends we made up along the way 000
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyBen Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 18/03/2026"And I think I'm a sport for doing so" is the best kiss off line in this whole thing and I need to start using it. 3618
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Yesterday was my sobriety anniversary, won’t say for how long because when I was first in the program people who had two whole weeks gave me hope, but I figured people with a year or more couldn’t be as alcoholic as I was. If you’re new, though, trust me: have hope. 2967173461
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 07/03/2026It doesn’t matter whether the rate of global warming is increasing. It’ll never cease to amaze me that people don’t care that it’s happening at all. It should be the most alarming thing ever.theguardian.comHumanity heating planet faster than ever before, study findsResearchers identify sharp rise to about 0.35C every decade, after excluding natural fluctuations such as El Niño 6442461641
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Episode 4 of What’s Your Damage online now! Schizophrenia, Getting Committed & Depression 000
Reposted by Jez Watts ComedyNaomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I published This Changes Everything: Capitalism vs. the Climate in 2014. Lots of serious people explained that we didn't have time to tackle capitalism, climate was too important. Let the market fix it for us. The track record is 12 wasted years and a world on fire. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/c...nytimes.comHow Wall Street Turned Its Back on Climate Change 13572171
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I stole $25000 dollars from the supermarket Full special WHITE-RICE SUPREME on YouTube now 010
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Tiny Vet Podcast episode 79 out today! Dog Boots! 010
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025White Man tries desperately to relate to Chinese Singaporean crowd 000
Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Perth discount tix on sale! Special drops Monday. 000