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Jez Watts Comedy

@jezwattscomedy.bsky.social
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increasingly impoverished comedian

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Five corporations control 90% of the US media. Airlines have merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Enabling people to "turn off the algorithm" is one of the greatest actions to promote personal freedom in recent memory. Vote Greens so they form a coalition with Labour and undermine the technofascist billionaire cunts who are attacking us all.
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Last night I took my partner to a nice dinner and at one point she leaned over and said "could you stop loudly saying 'Happy 9/11!' and '9/11 is when dreams come true!' because the couple at the next table are American" and friends I DID NOT STOP MY WELL WISHING
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reminder that AI Art and LLMs suck, pollute, are not getting cheaper to use, have cost 1.5 trillion dollars so far, and climate change is destroying our civilisation
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i only love two things: comedy, and my wife. And I'm all out of wife! (is the joke I wish I'd thought of after my divorce)
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My dad had a secret second family
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Coles Supermarkets just ended their contract with Palantir! I'm not going to stop stealing from the self-checkout but I will feel slightly more conflicted about it. Reminder to Vote Greens their pressure is one of the reasons this (very good thing) happened. Fuck corporate surveillance and fuck AI.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Sonic the Hedgehog. “I WANT SHORTER GAMES WITH WORSE GRAPHICS MADE BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID MORE TO WORK LESS AND I'M NOT KIDDING.”
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some days I regret waiting til 29 to start standup and other days I see what a 20 y/o dude talks about onstage
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bangkok taxi driver stopped for "toilet", got out, LEFT THE METER RUNNING, in full view smoked a whole cigarette, then got back in and kept driving and I want him to be my dad
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Degenerative AI is not particularly effective for medical breakthroughs its just kind of okay at a couple of extremely limited things that don't require AI datacentres to do anyway pass it on
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
For real, what makes you feel more focused, more energized, more aroused and shake all night in a good way for real?
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 24/07/2026
I thought this was a pretty interesting take from Codeberg's announcement of their anti-LLM policy They argue that many developers using LLMs are essentially heaven-banning themselves where they don't realize they're developing for a nonexistent community
# The development team of none

Using LLMs to work with your code gives you a kick of adrenaline. You can develop at a rapid pace, build things as if you had a large team. Only that you have none. In fact, you are (often) alone, working with a statistical machine that turns energy into code.

It seems like many ‘vibe coders’ don't realize that they don't actually have a community around them. They build projects as if they had, and spend resources accordingly. We see projects having a lot of code activity, heavy CI/CD testing, frequent and large release binaries. Sometimes, it feels like the amount of supported platforms exceeds the amount of actual users.

To us, it seems ridiculous to see projects with a single developer and virtually no users consuming as much or even more resources than some of the largest community projects on Codeberg, which operate frugal with CI/CD and storage resources. We do not believe it is reasonable for Codeberg to invest our precious donation money into hosting of large ghost projects.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is NOT what we've heard but can't be ruled out. Why is no one looking into this?
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I used to be a deeply irritating atheist but now I’m a deeply irritating agnostic AMA
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Australia should also restrict social media for 55 and over
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Dan Kennedy @dankennedy.net · 25/06/2026
The ICE agent who killed Renee Good is named Jonathan Ross, and he should be indicted. www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...
syracuse.com
Federal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICE
She believes the warning was related to a post about the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis.
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Michel Dinel @padder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not only is internet and entertainment getting taken over with ai, but managers forcing vibe coding unto depressed/jaded programmers is of low quality, rammed out the door fast with bad underlying architecture, meaning we'll have gradually worse performing devices riddled with with bugs. yay future.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dear managers who are now 10+ years out from being developers: You cannot vibe code the user interface. And you HAVE to fucking test it. A password field is not a verification code field is not a contact field. You have to get this shit right, and that takes testers who can tell you to fix it.
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My drag name would be Christián Nationalism
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I now have enough loved ones with depression to realise I may be the problem
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.dotdisplay()TAURUSForUkraine🇺🇦 @ddotdisplay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’m really glad President Zelenskyy is saying this out loud. More people need to realize this.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"
Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Don’t ban kids using YouTube. Make YouTube behave like a broadcaster. Pay creators. Reinvest in the creative industries. Pay fair tax back into creators’ economies. Follow guidelines on fair usage and copyright. Play fair. It’s bigger than TV now. Make it behave like TV.
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don’t think we should tax billionaire income we should tax their estates (after murdering them)
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Rotty Kato @rottykato.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
These are alternatives to subscription based programs. #free #subscription #save
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
average webpage experience in 2026 - please mine some web coins to pay for this page - click here to agree to reselling your data to 173 trusted partners - thanks, here are four full page adverts with video and sound - why not install the app?? please install the app - not available in your region
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
To the many, many folks I owe money: don’t worry I just got asked to host the National Cherry Festival so This Will Fix Everything (oh and if you want to help me pay them back pls buy tickets to) Mt Eliza June 19 Darwin July 23-25 Singapore Aug 1 Thailand Aug 2 & 4 Hobart Aug 7
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Had a tough conversation with my partner about financial obligations to the household. Immediately broke out in multiple rashes on different body parts coz I'm allergic to being held accountable.
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Open mic comedy is such a lovely way of watching young men learn in real time that they have mental illness
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m lower than a snail! Shows on sale in Mt Eliza, Darwin, Singapore, Thailand, Hobart Tix at www.jezwatts.com
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Duck Duck Go Fuck Yourself, Google
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is so spot on
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Lying is bad unless you do it via AI. False advertising is bad unless you do it via AI. Plagiarism is bad unless you do it via AI. Losing billions of dollars for no good reason is bad unless you do it via AI. Robbing cities of water is bad unless you do it via AI. You’re just embracing the future.
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I think people should be very, very careful when leaning ChatGPT or any bot for help navigating relationship issues or any other interpersonal conflict/crisis: futurism.com/chatgpt-marr... futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
ChatGPT Is Blowing Up Marriages as Spouses Use AI to Attack Their Partners
Across the world, marriages are being destroyed as spouses use AI like OpenAI's ChatGPT to attack their partners.
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Joe In Absurdistan @j-everett.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
He raped a woman in a department store and, if the complete Epstein files are ever released, may have done the same to minors. Now he's raping the American taxpayer.
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Did a last-minute corporate for 25 Coles Supermarkets lawyers last night after they lost the lawsuit. They were feeling Down Down.
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Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
DENMARK AND FRANCE 🇩🇰🇫🇷 bans all Microsoft products from all public offices. The phaseout is expected to be completed before autumn 2026. Their products are being replaced with customer versions of Linux and LibreOffice. This is digital sovereignty being taken back
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Some of y’all never got a approving nod from the record store clerk and it shows.
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The real ChatGPT Psychosis is the friends we made up along the way
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"And I think I'm a sport for doing so" is the best kiss off line in this whole thing and I need to start using it.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Yesterday was my sobriety anniversary, won’t say for how long because when I was first in the program people who had two whole weeks gave me hope, but I figured people with a year or more couldn’t be as alcoholic as I was. If you’re new, though, trust me: have hope.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It doesn’t matter whether the rate of global warming is increasing. It’ll never cease to amaze me that people don’t care that it’s happening at all. It should be the most alarming thing ever.
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Humanity heating planet faster than ever before, study finds
Researchers identify sharp rise to about 0.35C every decade, after excluding natural fluctuations such as El Niño
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Episode 4 of What’s Your Damage online now! Schizophrenia, Getting Committed & Depression
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I published This Changes Everything: Capitalism vs. the Climate in 2014. Lots of serious people explained that we didn't have time to tackle capitalism, climate was too important. Let the market fix it for us. The track record is 12 wasted years and a world on fire. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/c...
nytimes.com
How Wall Street Turned Its Back on Climate Change
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I stole $25000 dollars from the supermarket Full special WHITE-RICE SUPREME on YouTube now
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Tiny Vet Podcast episode 79 out today! Dog Boots!
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
White Man tries desperately to relate to Chinese Singaporean crowd
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Jez Watts Comedy @jezwattscomedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Perth discount tix on sale! Special drops Monday.
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