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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This week, Stairmaster makes a shocking discovery as we discuss underground societies and a series of inevitable betrayals on Redwall. tvtunersblog.com/another-bric...
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Another Brick in the Wall #11 - Malakriss/Battle - TV Tuners
This week, Stairmaster makes a shocking discovery as the gang discuss Redwaller pranks, secret underground societies and a few betrayals,
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The only two things you need in life
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s October which means that you must now put away your Apple Opinions and prepare your Pumpkin Thoughts.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are we sure they don’t mean the lighting?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even the disinterested voice of Burt Reynolds can’t save Out of This World from being an awful 80s sitcom. tvtunersblog.com/television-t...
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Television Turmoil: Out of This World does nothing with its unique premise - TV Tuners
Out of This World has a rocking theme song and the voice of Burt Reynolds, but even those can't keep it from being as generic as possible.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This week, Kio takes over as host as we discuss a Redwall hostage crisis and the many birds taking up screen time on the rodent show. tvtunersblog.com/another-bric...
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Another Brick in the Wall #10 - Feathered Friends & Foes/The Abyss - TV Tuners
his week, Kio takes over the show as the Redwallers handle a hostage situation and the team abroad lose a friend and gain a new one.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rick and Morty has a spinoff and it doesn’t suck?! I’m just as surprised as you. tvtunersblog.com/president-cu...
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President Curtis finds exciting ways to build the world of Rick and Morty - TV Tuners
Rick and Morty gets a spin-off that successfully navigates charting its own unique path with a more supernatural tone.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Teenage me is feeling very vindicated today for liking Macklemore.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This week, our friends in Redwall meet a new foe who is a little too clueless. Plus, we pay tribute to the voice of Slagar: Tim Curry. tvtunersblog.com/another-bric...
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Another Brick in the Wall #9 - Ironbeak/Peril in the Toplands - TV Tuners
This week, the gang at Redwall meet a new foe who is less cunning than we'd like. Plus, we pay tribute to Tim Curry the voice of Slagar.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(B)Old take: a phone should not cost 2 to 3 PS5s.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Giving myself a pep talk in the mirror every time I have to send an email.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026
It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it.
The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes and viewers watch longer.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Offer your partner a hearty Post-Coital High-Five to show your appreciation.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We didn’t need a 3rd(!) Big Bang Theory spinoff and yet here it is anyway. tvtunersblog.com/stuart-fails...
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Stuart Fails to Save the Universe is a weird idea wrapped in bad jokes - TV Tuners
Stuart Fails to Save the Universe is interesting as a concept and falls apart in execution with lame jokes and stale characters.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"maybe Scrooge was right" Scrooge wasn't real! He was invented specifically for the purpose of being wrong!
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Whoever came up with the idea of cola-flavored energy drinks must face judgement.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This week, the children and their parents are in peril while the other Redwallers eat spice cake. tvtunersblog.com/another-bric...
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Another Brick in the Wall #8 - Found…and Lost/To Be a Warrior - TV Tuners
This week, the gang land on an interesting pair of Redwall episodes as the children break free. Also, the contents of spice cake are revealed!
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdressThe young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't know if Dolly Parton was the greatest songwriter of all time but I do know that Dolly Parton writing "Jolene" and "I Will Always Love You" on the same day is the greatest day any songwriter has ever had.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sometimes one door closes and another opens, but people keep coming out of it because of some event that just ended. So, you have to sit in the hallway and wait for them to clear out, but it takes so long you start questioning why you wanted to go through this door in the first place and leave.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This week on the pod: Roku’s all-AI channel, a Kingdom Hearts show, and continued praise for Tim Curry. tvtunersblog.com/another-bric...
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Another Brick in the Wall #7 - The Magician Revealed/Where the Little Folks Go - TV Tuners
This week on the pod, the gang continue through Redwall as the cast grows and Tim Curry puts the other actors to shame.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Will Ferrell flounders in The Hawk, a sports comedy that is the definition of “should have been a movie.” tvtunersblog.com/the-hawk/
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The Hawk lands in the bunker and never escapes - TV Tuners
Will Ferrell returns to sports comedy with a Netflix series stretched thin by lame jokes and a story that shouldn't last longer than 90 minutes.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m not going to blame $#*! My Dad Says for the death of the multi-cam sitcom. But Shat like this definitely didn’t help. tvtunersblog.com/television-t...
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Television Turmoil: $#*! My Dad Says - TV Tuners
Even the presence of The Shat isn't enough to keep S#*! My Dad Says from being another poor attempt at comedy from 2010s CBS.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Little House on the Prairie remake successfully recreates the original show’s slow pacing with a modern touch of “realism” added to the mix. It’s great for a good night’s sleep! tvtunersblog.com/little-house...
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Little House on the Prairie reinvents a TV classic - TV Tuners
Netflix's Little House on the Prairie updates the series for a modern era but forgets to make an interesting show.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
On the latest episode of our Redwall podcast, we reach the end of season 1 as one threat ends and another begins. Also, we learn about the perils of letting your shadows touch. tvtunersblog.com/another-bric...
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Another Brick in the Wall #6 - The Final Conflict/Slagar the Slaver - TV Tuners
On the latest episode of our Redwall podcast, the gang finish season 1 and move on to the next installment including the arrival of Tim Curry.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The 80s gave us plenty of ridiculous ideas and Automan is full of them. The most absurd idea: Desi Arnez Jr as a primetime TV star. tvtunersblog.com/television-t...
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Television Turmoil: Automan deserved a better setting for its super-heroics - TV Tuners
This Tron knockoff has a fun concept stuck inside the trappings of a cop show. Add in some distracting special effects, and you have one of TV's weirdest.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Nobody tell me which one I am!
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the image of shinji from evangelion sitting on the chair but it's inside the criterion closet
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Baby bartender who insists on adding a little bit of milk into every drink they make.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
On the latest episode of our Redwall podcast we talk great horse names and gorilla rampages. Plus some actual conversation about the show! tvtunersblog.com/another-bric...
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Another Brick in the Wall #5 - Asmodeus/Underground - TV Tuners
This week, the gang get very animal-focused as they discuss hypnotic snakes, gorilla rampages and the many great horse names in history.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Elle is a prequel that has nothing new to say, so much so that it just runs through the plot of Legally Blonde with less comedy and more teenage angst. tvtunersblog.com/elle/
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Elle provides no value to the world of Legally Blonde - TV Tuners
Elle's grand idea for expanding the "world" of Legally Blonde involves rehashing the plot of the first film with an extra dose of teen drama.
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
From the people who brought you “Will Smith Eating Spaghetti” comes “Historically Accurate Odyssey.”
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Apple TV’s Cape Fear is a star-studded affair that fails to live up to the hype. Just go watch either film version. tvtunersblog.com/cape-fear/
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Cape Fear squanders a great cast with a poor remake - TV Tuners
Javier Bardem is electric in this Apple TV adaptation. It's a shame that the rest of the series is riddled with lazy writing and a poor pace.
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Walter Hickey @walthickey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
fascinating story from one of the best movie data guys about one of the best movie data guys stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-...
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What just happened to TheNumbers.com should worry us all
If you work in or around the film industry, there is a decent chance you have used the work of The Numbers this month, whether you realise it or not.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
On the latest edition of our Redwall podcast we discuss two filler episodes that showcase the main plot failings of the series. Also, the Shrek Rave is coming! tvtunersblog.com/another-bric...
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Another Brick in the Wall #4 - The Visitor/A Favor Returned - TV Tuners
This week, the gang land on two uninteresting episodes of Redwall and discuss the constant stream of betrayals and sieges that make the show.
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Swanson @jesseswanson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A weird title and a generic sitcom team-up in this boring appeal to Gen Z. tvtunersblog.com/not-suitable...
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Not Suitable for Work lacks the skills for its position - TV Tuners
Mindy Kaling's latest is full of cliches all battling with one another in an attempt to produce something original.
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haavi 🦐 @shickdits.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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