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Jesse

@jessenash.bsky.social
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Public school teacher. Holder of lukewarm opinions. Chief inspector in my house for things that aren't closed all the way (lids, doors, potato chip bags) so I can righteously yell at my children.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GROSS.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In Texas visiting family, where state law now requires 6-8 foot fences that cannot be scaled around the schools. So, it's summer and kids can't play on the schools' fields/playground. It also required me to verify my age to login to... Bluesky?
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you’re lucky you live in a community like Somerville. where, when the heat goes up, people like @unlikelywords.bsky.social pony up to keep you cool with delicious ice cream.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Tilth and Fitly... two words that only Dr. Seuss knows between me and Queen Bee yesterday. Fuck off Spelling Bee
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Love a bunch of silver-spooned losers that never worked a day in their life in the service industry explaining to the rest of us what 86 means. Fuck all the way off.
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Ryan H. Walsh @ryanhwalsh.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I want to apologize to everyone for presenting one of Andrew Dice Clay's disgusting nursery rhymes as a bible verse.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Have an extra ticket for @old97.bsky.social @old97s.bsky.social @rhettmiller.bsky.social tonight. Free if you buy me a beer. Can't afford to by me a beer? Still free.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
How many brown skinned folks are going to be shot by the new ICE-TSA force when they reach in their pockets to put their phone and loose change in the bin?
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Googled "Where did David Foster Wallace live in Somerville" because my son, a HS senior in Somerville, just read it (at my suggestion) and says it's his new fav. book. And the first hit was @ryanhwalsh.bsky.social (who I;ve also suggested & he loves), so I may have reached peak cool dad. Thanks Ryan
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The state of our union is incredibly fucking embarrassing.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
@unlikelywords.bsky.social What do I get from Gracie's for a curb cut next to a neglectful apartment management company? Do you have any chocolate mint with chunks of muscle relaxer?
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Was on a plane tonight with every teenage club volleyball player in the greater Boston area. Another sentence I never could have imagined writing for the first 46 years of my life.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Showed up to school today in a balaclava. Just don't wanna be doxed.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Racist Bad Bunny takes dropping in 3-2-1
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“My name is Matthew James! I’m a United States citizen! You’re gonna kill me! Is that what you want?” ICE isn’t about immigration. It’s about violence, fear and control.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Maybe the @nytimes.com could put a little more coverage to the fact that a city is being completely (illegally) terrorized by our president's personal fucking good squad? Or is that not "News that's fit to print"? #NewYorkTImes #Minnesota
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Chris Dwan (he/him) @somershade.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Mass walkout next Tuesday at 2pm. Tools down, out the door, into the streets. Shut it down. www.freeameri.ca
freeameri.ca
FREE AMERICA WALKOUT Jan 20, 2026
On Jan 20, 2026 we will walk out because a Free America is the only America worth calling great.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If you need a whistle in Somerville, stop by Gracie’s. If you need A LOT of whistles that’s probably ok too.
A jar of whistles with information on how to use them.
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Ryan H. Walsh @ryanhwalsh.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
For a song where the singer repeatedly declares “Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked / The way she acts and the color of her hair” we sure don’t ever learn the color of her hair. youtu.be/it68QbUWVPM?...
youtu.be
The Zombies ~ She's Not There (1964)
YouTube video by TheOldrecordclub
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If any of my Texas friends see my momma out there raising hell stop and say hi. She's getting surly in her old age ;)
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JT Scott @jtforward2.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
This morning at 11am, corner of Hathorn and Broadway in Somerville MA. 3 ICE vehicles idling on nearby corners. I was following two ICE cars that were cruising around the neighborhood. This person was just walking down the sidewalk when two ICE vehicles stopped and officers jumped out to stop him.
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 10/09/2025
Information environment has reached its grotesque conclusion in that there is a very real killer out there who has not been identified, apprehended, or investigated, a detail practically inconsequential to nearly every commentator’s purposes.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
@unlikelywords.bsky.social our neighbors recently had Gracie’s for the first time and now we’re over there blow torching our own fluff cones!!
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I forgot how deliciously terrible Trump is at NOT incriminating himself.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Bove showing up today at Boston’s Good Trouble rally.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Odd how, if you train an AI to not be “woke”, it becomes bigoted. 🤔🤔🤔
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Thank you Mr. Postman. New Hallelujah The Hills just dropped! @ryanhwalsh.bsky.social
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Just a reminder that Kash raised money for January 6 rioters, including co-producing a benefit single in which incarcerated rioters sing the national anthem while Trump recites the pledge of allegiance.
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Zuckerberg licks his fingers, straightens his eyebrows, and pops an altoid in his mouth before saying “you got this Zuck! You fucking got this!!”
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Jack Schneider @jackschneider.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Imagine proposing a system that would serve every kid in this country (no exceptions), fully fund 13 years of nearly year-round support, employ trained professionals to lead the work, and seek to produce a wide range of positive outcomes--from academic preparation to self-actualization. We have it.
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Unsalted butter is bullshit.
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Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 @theswprincess.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
These people were following the law and went to check in with immigration like they are supposed to. This woman's immigration case was dismissed, which made her immediately undocumented. So ICE took her into custody. The air conditioning was off in the back of the truck. "I can't breathe."
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I remain fascinated by the phenomenon of people who are loudly and proudly low social trust *except* when faced with an extremely obvious con
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
See the movies or don't, read your kids whatever you want, but this self-portrait of a gloating hatemonger is the identity she has chosen.
JK Rowling posing like a smug supervillain on some yacht or villa balcony or something and gloating about the UK Supreme Court's anti-trans decision.
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 16/04/2025
In the Oval Office, Trump suggested deporting citizens with criminal records. In the court of law, Trump is a rapist with 34 felony convictions.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
They’ll pressure a NATO ally to release a sex trafficker and racketeer but they won’t pressure a tiny dictatorship to return a man it’s holding on our behalf, who they admit they sent there by accident
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/04/2025
me this morning www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/o...
There is a hypothetical president with a hypothetically similar agenda who could answer these questions. This actual president cannot. He did not reason himself into his preoccupation with tariffs and can neither reason nor speak coherently about them. There is no grand plan or strategic vision, no matter what his advisers claim — only the impulsive actions of a mad king, untethered from any responsibility to the nation or its people. For as much as the president’s apologists would like us to believe otherwise, Trump’s tariffs are not a policy as we traditionally understand it. What they are is an instantiation of his psyche: a concrete expression of his zero-sum worldview.

The fundamental truth of Donald Trump is that he apparently cannot conceive of any relationship between individuals, peoples or states as anything other than a status game, a competition for dominance. His long history of scams, hostile litigation — not to mention his frequent refusal to pay contractors, lawyers, brokers and other people who were working for him — is evidence enough of the reality that a deal with Trump is less an agreement between equals than an opportunity for Trump to abuse and exploit the other party for his own benefit. For Trump, there is no such thing as a mutually beneficial relationship or a positive-sum outcome. In every interaction, no matter how trivial or insignificant, someone has to win and someone has to lose. And Trump, as we all know, is a winner.
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Email this morning currently making me throw things: "I hope this message finds you well. I’m reaching out given the recent market volatility. While fluctuations like this can be unsettling and cause concern for many, it’s also a natural part of the market cycle. Should you have any questions..."
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is all so very fucking dumb. Dumb and cruel.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
ChatGPT ass presidency
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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Grok is leading the resistance.
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