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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I feel like I can close for you tonight. Main thing to remember is just leave all the doors open in the refrigerators right?

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

God told Pete that he and Bill Maher needed to merge their duplicate accounts.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Walked past last night after dinner at Barra and the grape smell is intoxicating.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Yeah, too easy to put this whole shit show on him... and rightfully so.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

New verse off Give Peace a Chance just dropped.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Not sure I should have ran to the closet to find an old light bulb, crushed it, and snorted it. While it does burn like a good line, it also makes me feel a little bit like I'm dying from the inside out.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Love all the McCarthy. Cat has good taste

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Who amongst us weren't raised by parents who had a car stretched?

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

maybe it's time to add Yakety Sax as one of the musical options for when you check the market on Marketplace.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Does that sign behind you for aisle 10 says “Nuts” and “Sacks”? If so, I humbly suggest you’re on the wrong aisle.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Was wearing my "NOT ART" T-shirt in Fort Worth, TX, yesterday and got a "Hey, Somerville?" thumbs up from a random guy.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Would love to personally sit and make each member of these committees watch this line of questioning (as well as Gabbard line) and write a short personal reflection about it.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

In Texas visiting family, where state law now requires 6-8 foot fences that cannot be scaled around the schools. So, it's summer and kids can't play on the schools' fields/playground. It also required me to verify my age to login to... Bluesky?

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’m not going to hate it at all. Neon Englander and not a morning person

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I read Francis Collins but my brain understood Francis Crick. Was very confused.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

And you don't hear half the block celebrating or screaming in agony 6 seconds before it appears on your screen.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

But again, I participated, and my son is a much better goal keeper because of it. I type this from a hotel room in Florida where I'm with my other son at a ... wait for it... club volleyball tournament. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I think it (and private schools poaching kids) is what's keeping local soccer from developing into something more robust that develops all kids (kind of a rising tide lifts all boats) thing. And yeah, that's separate argument, but I think it's detrimental to the sport as a whole in the US.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It's not keeping *the best* kids from playing... but it's screwing up a lot and building a lot of inequities into the system. As someone who has paid that hefty bill for the past 7 years I am ambivalent, at best, about club soccer.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Is that one of your haikus? Thanks to you and that someone else then.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If you’re lucky you live in a community like Somerville. where, when the heat goes up, people like @unlikelywords.bsky.social pony up to keep you cool with delicious ice cream.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Is the east Somerville pilot program going?

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Also, can we just fucking agree to use the oxford comma, even in our nation's shittiest "newspapers"?

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

And it’s the easiest thing in the world to do… unless you’re a politician

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It sure gets used a lot though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The wide berth they're giving him makes me think it's a pants shitting virus.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I really don't like AI... but I've never been more tempted to use it. A video of Josh Kantor sitting on a medicine ball swinging a hula hoop from each arm with his accordion lying in the background feels like the perfect reason to burn down the world.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

He's paid his dues. Deserves an easier gig.

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

To be fair. Hunter had a drug problem. There's no way Eric Trump has a... shit... never mind.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Tilth and Fitly... two words that only Dr. Seuss knows between me and Queen Bee yesterday. Fuck off Spelling Bee

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I can't be the only one that read Greta *Thunberg* and sat there for thirty seconds like a mouth breathing idiot trying to make sense of the world.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Exactly... we all remember when the waitress at the diner MURDERED him!

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Love a bunch of silver-spooned losers that never worked a day in their life in the service industry explaining to the rest of us what 86 means. Fuck all the way off.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Always... the only other way we'd use it in the restaurant is if someone got kicked out/banned from the bar for being a drunk or if a server got fired. We used it almost everyday.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

A lot of people kind of like a lot of things that they later find out to be terrible for their mental health.

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Ryan H. Walsh @ryanhwalsh.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I want to apologize to everyone for presenting one of Andrew Dice Clay's disgusting nursery rhymes as a bible verse.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

You're a bad ass and I'm very proud that you're my rep.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Imagine what better dressing distribution you get because you have 111% more digits than Emanuel. I also eat salads that way. Though I did try for a little while to be the guy that dips fork loads of dry salad into the plastic dressing container. I was working through some difficulties.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Kings gonna King before No Kings Day.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Have an extra ticket for @old97.bsky.social @old97s.bsky.social @rhettmiller.bsky.social tonight. Free if you buy me a beer. Can't afford to by me a beer? Still free.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

My American dream is organ meats, six day work weeks, and having to login and verify my age when I look at porn.

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Jesse @jessenash.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

How many brown skinned folks are going to be shot by the new ICE-TSA force when they reach in their pockets to put their phone and loose change in the bin?

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