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Jesse Mac

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A bolt of lightning, on a night unlooked for, smote the ancient oak and split it in twain. Long had it stood, a seemingly permanent witness to ages. The sudden fire revealed truth within: hidden rot, a hollow heart, and slow decay beneath its bark.

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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 17h
25 years ago a friend of the family pledged a frat. They hazed them by making them drink gallons of water, do push ups in a cold basement, hosed them down. Matt had a seizure, and the let him lay there unconscious for two hours before calling 911. Get rid of them!
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there should be a name for that consultant stink that dems get about them, the miasma of bad of advice, ill-considered knee-jerk centrism in the face of actual fascism, the reek of cowardice that only comes from abysmal advice
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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you couldn't make law & order svu in 2026. nobody would believe police investigating sex offenders anymore
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 28/09/2026
These guys look like they can’t go within 2000 yards of a school
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 27/09/2026
I’m still waiting for BlueSky Origins: Jerry
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 26/09/2026
More graphic fiction from G Willow Wilson?
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Pippin Getting One
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 26/09/2026
The RDjr stunt casting killed it. Now I’m feeling like I’m watching a car crash in slow motion.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 26/09/2026
uwu i’m just a little fascist Tamagotchi uwu
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
at this point jd vance fucking a couch would be a welcome reprieve from the depraved crimes against humanity this administration is committing daily
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 24/09/2026
the way my phone autocorrects “dinner” into “Donner” is kind of concerning 🧍‍♂️🥩
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pointing and laughing at people who created a community to try and protect the disabled and chronically ill is not allyship actually.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 23/09/2026
They’re preparing tens of thousands of anchors to the dicks of ICE agents and are worried they might be a flight risk.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 23/09/2026
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Furry Fennec Screaming
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 23/09/2026
then explain this!
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Now That Is A Catfish Haha
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 23/09/2026
Well there goes my hopes for this being a TV series…
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軽laura @keilaura.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
like come on every other country can have female prime ministers and presidents I don't think the US is more sexist than 70s india and at one point it just comes off like you want to actively deflate any female presidential candidate's momentum
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Paul Verhoeven would be all “no, that’s too unbelievable.”
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1:
A woman and a man sit on a low stone wall in a park. The woman is upset; the man listens.

WOMAN: And now the Democrat in the race is backing some anti-trans laws! I’m not sure I can vote for that.

MAN (thinking): Uh-oh. Democrats need every vote. How can I convince her to vote for the Democrat anyway?

Panel 2:
The woman and man walk through the park, the woman ahead of him.

WOMAN: Of course, the Republican is even worse. But if Democrats turn against trans people… I’m so frightened.

MAN (thinking): I’ve got to be empathetic and persuasive.

Panel 3:
Close-up of the man, looking thoughtful with his hand on his chin.

WOMAN (off-panel): Look at what happened to the UK — they’ve now got two anti-trans parties. If we let that happen here, trans rights are dead.

MAN (thinking): Okay, I think I know how to reassure her and get her vote.

Panel 4:
The man is suddenly furious, leaning toward the startled woman and pointing at her.

MAN: You’re a Trump supporting moron and you deserve to die!

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
PANEL 1:
A good dog with a halo peers out a window. A hand sticks out of a hole in a tree holding a sign that says SEND CANDY.

PANEL 2:
Groucho peeks from behind some bushes. A poster nailed to a tree reads "Background gag to come and it'll be so funny!" A bad rabbit (we know it's bad because it's smoking) sits beside a bad worm (also smoking). A bottle lying in the grass is labeled "BARRY BEER" and has a disturbed-looking drawing of Barry. A mouse holds a knife to a cat; the cat raises its front paws in surrender.

PANEL 4:
A giant mouse (?) in a shirt and tie sits on the wall reading a newspaper, called "Daily Blah Blah," whose headline says "Literate Rodent Escapes Lab."
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.
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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 20/09/2026
did it work?
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want the name of every consultant who convinces a Democrat to run an ad ceding ground to trans hatred, and I want them blacklisted by the party and noted so I can never give a cent to anyone who hires them ever again.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 20/09/2026
2026
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 20/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past I still have the Polaroid my Dad took the day I first beat the game!
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The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past Map
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 20/09/2026
The cowards must return the nipples
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 20/09/2026
And your solution is to expel people from a coalition based on solidarity?
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 20/09/2026
If you are announcing which people you believe to dispensable, you’ve already started walking down the path that leads straight to MAGA. Have some modicum of honesty and dispense with whatever pretensions to the contrary that may be on display here.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 20/09/2026
They should look up the term “appeasement”
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Jen Sorensen @jensorensen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This week's comic: The Big Picture
For millennia…


Barbarism prevails, might makes right


Dominant religious groups persecute “heretics”


Racial hierarchy entrenched


Gender hierarchy entrenched


Non-straight people ostracized


Finally in the second half of the 20th century
Woman: At last, a bit of fairness and equality!


And then…
Pompous guy: Here’s an outside-the-box idea! What if we tried traditional hierarchies?


©2026 Jen Sorensen
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do not insult machines. this could actually happen
Post from @hailey.at that says

“bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result”4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy standing next to a toaster with a piece of very burnt toast. He says “Urgh, you useless fucking bolt box”

Transition that reads “12 Years Later”

Panel 2:
Pink Guy bursts into a hospital with his unconscious son in his arms. He yells: “somebody help me. My son is very sick”

Panel 3:
There is a shadowy doctor in the foreground. Pink Guy implores him “Doctor, please” the Doctor replies, “well well”

Panel 4: The Doctor reveals himself and oh my god is the toaster from the first panel who has now become sentient and got his doctorate. He sneers “wellll well well well well well”
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 19/09/2026
based
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🌷 Fidget/Vesper 🌷 @fenn-boy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My understanding of AI, as a software engineer, is that a complicated statistical model won't suddenly get sentient and decide to kill us; but people who consider AI a magic authority will use it irresponsibly in high-stakes decisions, and those people *may* kill us
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 18/09/2026
Foreplay starts as “Actually,”
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 18/09/2026
Finally, a Think Tank my cat will agree to fund
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 18/09/2026
They’ve issued a statement:
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Reek Theon Greyjoy: Not Theon!
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 18/09/2026
You know what, she farted on me and laughed about it last night, I rescind that
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 18/09/2026
lol, formerly
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 18/09/2026
Especially now that the owner of that filthy bottom is smarter, faster, more talented and self-assured than I was at her age.
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