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Jesse Mac

@jessemackinnon.com
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A bolt of lightning, on a night unlooked for, smote the ancient oak and split it in twain. Long had it stood, a seemingly permanent witness to ages. The sudden fire revealed truth within: hidden rot, a hollow heart, and slow decay beneath its bark.

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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 5h
If I’m enjoying it, THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WILL TOO
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 15/09/2026
the vibes
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 13/09/2026
I always keep this handy.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 11/09/2026
Happy Doctor Doom Crying Day to all those who celebrate
A two-panel comic page set in New York City in the aftermath of the September 11 attacks. The upper panel shows Doctor Doom in a green hooded cloak and metal mask standing amid smoke, debris, damaged buildings, and emergency personnel. Kingpin stands behind him, and Magneto, identifiable by his white hair and red-and-purple costume, stands nearby. A speech balloon reads, “IN THE VOICE THAT SPEAKS WITHIN EVEN THE WORST OF US, AND SAYS THIS IS NOT RIGHT.” The lower panel is a close-up of Doctor Doom’s metal mask, with tears visible around his eyes. Two narration boxes read, “BECAUSE EVEN THE WORST OF US, HOWEVER SCARRED, ARE STILL HUMAN.” and “STILL FEEL. STILL MOURN THE RANDOM DEATH OF INNOCENTS.”
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 10/09/2026
Lenny from The Simpsons is about to replace the “364” sheet with a “365” sheet on a sign reading “DAYS WITHOUT Charlie Kirk saying something racist.”
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 03/09/2026
The year is 2002. Paramount is releasing a grimmer, grittier Star Trek. The year is 2009. Paramount is releasing a grimmer, grittier Star Trek. The year is 2017. Paramount is releasing a grimmer, grittier Star Trek. The year is 2026. Paramount is announcing a grimmer, grittier Star Trek.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 02/09/2026
The tech fascists certainly have @schiff.senate.gov bought and paid for
Screenshot of a campaign-finance record for Adam Schiff, Democratic U.S. senator from California, in the 2024 election cycle. It lists Mehdi Alhassani as the contributor, Palantir Technologies as the company, and a contribution amount of $10,400.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 22/08/2026
Black-and-white photograph from the Höcker Album, taken at the Solahütte SS retreat near Auschwitz on July 22, 1944. Karl Höcker stands among SS female auxiliaries and other SS personnel on a wooden bridge. The man at right carries an accordion. The photograph was part of a series documenting a recreational outing for SS personnel.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 13/08/2026
Look, I know it’s not “politically correct” but this is peak male perfection. No, I will not be taking questions.
Bill Smitrovitch in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Past Tense Part 1
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 13/08/2026
Sigourney Weaver
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 12/08/2026
“this was a vote on parental rights”
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 10/08/2026
Reminds me of one of my all-time favorites
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 06/08/2026
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 02/08/2026
Every time I find myself in Danville…
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 02/08/2026
The only thing more irritating on this site than the man himself is the endless stream of people who refuse to stop talking about him.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 01/08/2026
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 31/07/2026
Time for a nice, refreshing drink!
Donovan and the false grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 28/07/2026
Saturn Devouring His Son by Goya
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 28/07/2026
Broadcast went fine! Nothing to see here, Mitch is doing great!
A television screenshot shows an older white-haired man seated behind a polished desk, speaking into three vintage microphones. He wears a tan military-style uniform with a red armband bearing a Nazi swastika, while two large Nazi banners hang behind him against dark red curtains.

This screenshot is from the 1968 Star Trek: The Original Series episode “Patterns of Force.” The man is John Gill, a Federation historian who created a Nazi-inspired government on another planet. By this point in the episode, he has been secretly drugged and manipulated by his deputy, serving as the regime’s figurehead while others rule in his name. The scene depicts one of his propaganda broadcasts before Captain Kirk exposes the conspiracy.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 25/07/2026
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 24/07/2026
Millicent from Paddington, looking like she would like to stuff that monkey
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 24/07/2026
Give us a real, historically accurate version of Odyssey, as the ancient Greeks intended it: With all the men butt-fucking naked
Detail from an ancient Greek red-figure volute-krater in the British Museum. The scene, painted in a narrow frieze around the vessel’s neck, depicts the combat between Achilles and Hector. On the left, the youthful Achilles advances with his shield raised and spear drawn back for a final thrust. Opposite him, the bearded Hector, wounded in the chest and left thigh, staggers backward with his shield extended and spear lowered. Both warriors wear Corinthian helmets with raised cheek pieces, carry round shields, and have swords suspended from cross-belts. The reddish-orange figures stand out against a black background beneath an ornate band of floral and geometric decoration.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 18/07/2026
Watching THE ODYSSEY the way Christopher Nolan intended
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 18/07/2026
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 16/07/2026
The Sam Neill-athon continues!
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 15/07/2026
I don’t care if England wins, I just need Argentina to lose!
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 11/07/2026
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 11/07/2026
Ravenloft made with the Baldur’s Gate 3 engine
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 06/07/2026
Impressive he’s still writing at his age
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 05/07/2026
The 4th of Shit 🫡🇺🇸🎇
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 04/07/2026
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 03/07/2026
Flyovers that will only be heard, it seems
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 02/07/2026
Killing 2,000,000 during the sack of Baghdad confirmed, then
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 28/06/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 27/06/2026
The Ruling Class! One of my favorites, starring Peter O’Toole, is a delirious satire of aristocracy, religion, and power. “How do you know you’re God?” “Simple, when I pray to him, I find I’m talking to myself.”
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 26/06/2026
Little surprise there
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 20/06/2026
Post a comic cover you love.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 14/06/2026
lmao
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 13/06/2026
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 02/06/2026
The Spy Who Came In From the Cold
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 24/05/2026
Well I’m seeing a new Star War tonight. I’ll admit, it was the title that piqued my interest!
The Mandalorian
Fucks Charlie Kirk’s Open Neck Wound
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 17/05/2026
A two-panel cartoon about a park bench. In the top panel, a white man sits on a wooden bench with space beside him while a Black woman stands next to it, saying, “I think I deserve to sit on this bench too!” In the bottom panel, the woman is now seated on the bench, but the man has been pushed off onto the ground. He looks upset and says, “Oh my god I’ve been pushed off! There is no room for me on my bench anymore!”
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 17/05/2026
Did I just argue with a Joke? Part of a BlueSky Educational Series
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 26/01/2026
Tim Doyle showing what these characters are all about.
PunisherGhost RiderWolverine
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 08/01/2026
i know who they consulted about the butter
A tight, slightly grainy TV still from Tales from the Crypt showing Brad Dourif (left) and Bill Paxton (right) crouched close together in a dim wooden space stacked with boards. Paxton, in a black leather jacket over a white shirt, looks off to the right with a tense, plotting expression, while Dourif, in a tan work shirt, stares up at him suspiciously. The cramped, sweaty look fits the darkly comic episode where they eat entire sticks of butter straight out of the wrapper.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 07/01/2026
Chamberlain. Quisling. Schumer.
Chuck Schumer stands at a wooden podium in full color, speaking into two microphones. Behind him, two large black-and-white, ghostlike figures hover in a smoky haze: Neville Chamberlain on the left and Vidkun Quisling on the right. Both “spirits” are slightly faded and glowing at the edges, smiling as they loom over Schumer from the background.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 04/01/2026
If they really wanted their drummer to be happy and healthy, they would have a water bottle and wood chips in there at least
A large clear plexiglass “habitat” sits on a stage under warm spotlights, containing an elaborate setup that looks suspiciously like a guinea pig’s luxury enrichment zone: a big round “exercise wheel,” multiple shiny “water bottle stands,” scattered “tunnels,” and a little platform with gadgets. Blue LED light panels glow in the background, as if to keep the tiny resident calm and well-lit during important squeaking operations.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 02/01/2026
Pretty funny that my friend shows me a special about Rehab that has a bit about bumping rails off the changing stations, and THIS was the shirt I happened to be wearing.
A man with short dark hair and a full beard in a living room tugging the front of his white T-shirt to show the graphic. The shirt reads “PLEASE DON’T DO KETAMINE OFF THE” above a cartoon koala hugging a baby, with “Koala Kare” and “CHANGING STATION” below. In front of him, a laptop sits open on a small table, playing John Mulaney’s special Baby K, with Mulaney onstage in a bright suit against a green-lit backdrop. A bookshelf, wall art, and a potted plant are visible in the background.
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 30/12/2025
“Gay race communist” This is what I lead with on Tinder.
A selfie of me standing against a plain light-colored wall, wearing black rectangular glasses and a full dark beard with messy hair. I’m in a white T-shirt that has a small portrait graphic on the left and bold text reading, “I DON’T ARGUE WITH PEOPLE JOHN BROWN WOULD’VE SHOT.”
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