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@jerrified.bsky.social
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who gives a damn about being verified. we all want to be jerrified. (not operated by jerry)

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bad news i'm about to lose my blue check
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jerrified™️
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love fan art
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if i were a billionaire i wouldn't be evil in the usual way. i'd be spending all my time trying to get a second blue check on the website of 38 year olds
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
whew, jerryswarm is a hoax
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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Have we done a Jerrified Starter Pack yet or did the devs say that was a terrible idea?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
well hold on
a screenshot of the Trending part of the app that reads:

Bluesky CEO addresses the Jerry Problem

New CEO Toni Schneider says the platform wasn't designed for the phenomenon known as the Jerry ...

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
that'll be the @jerrified.bsky.social episode
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
a third kind of blue checkmark has entered the chat
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Dwegmull @dwegmull.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
As someone who is Jerryfied, I have no interest in being verified: my (social media) life is complete.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
that's right
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
whoa whoa whoa
screenshot of the question "Should Jerry stay verified?*" with options of Yes and No
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spool32 @spool32.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jerrified group chat when?
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Lex Ludens @lexludens.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
All the Jerrifieds are talking about you.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
the #1 requested feature on bluesky dot website
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Unjerrified* 🥲
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 24/05/2026
not gunna do it unless jerry specifically asks but
an image of a t-shirt with the jerrified logo on it (a modified blue check icon with jerry's face behind the check)
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thekanemutinyonthebounty @elkaneo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
all I know is that when I sport my jerrified tshirt about town I get treated like royalty
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 Daniel Morrisey @danielmorrisey.com · 22/05/2026
I love this app.
Posted 800+ Times an Hour for 48 Days
This user was Jerryposting.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
jercession indicator
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
they're artisanal, small batch jerrifications
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 Daniel Morrisey @danielmorrisey.com · 22/05/2026
what I’m hearing is @jcsalterego.bsky.social needs to like more posts
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jerrified labeler @jerrified.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(nobody asking for jerrification anymore) bluesky is dying
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
many are saying
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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If the app is a Bluesky, you are the little cloud wafting overhead that looks like a bunny rabbit. (complimentary)
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
a graphic reads:

STOP BUILDING JERRY INTO APPS

• He was verified as a joke
• "Jerry No" only makes him stronger
• It's not Friday!

(These are REAL Jerries, noted by REAL Jerriaticians!)

(Pictures of Jerry the mouse from Tom & Jerry, Jerry Orbach, and Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire)

They have played us for absolute fools
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angus mcdrangus @hamdangus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
they say he even sacrificed his own Jerrification such that we might be so blessed
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
why am I not @jcsalterego.bsky.social fied omg
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ver 🗿 @ver.ooo · 11/05/2026
The guy gets a check mark and within weeks he’s claiming he’s the Lord of the Rings from the hit series The Lord of the Rings
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Well Now, They Often Call Me Greedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Jerry, in a cave, clutching his blue check and saying "My precious"
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Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i mean, didn't the one ring verify you a month and ten days ago?
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
this is the shit that gets you verified around here smh
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Bluesky when will you take away Jerry's check and give it to me, you cowards
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
in just one month i've gone from "this is why they won't give you a blue check" replies to "this is why they're going to take away your blue check" replies and i think that's beautiful
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Bk logo generator reading 

Unverify Jerry
We want it our way
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Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I... I don't want to know if anyone has the Jerryposting label I would be worried about them
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 28/04/2026
no, THIS would fix the website
it’s jerry chen but…something’s missing? I can’t quite put my finger on it
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Rev. Deral "FreeLink" Fenderson @fendersonia.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I love the Jerrified labeler.
Screencap of the pertinent bits of a Jerry Chen @jscalterego.bsky.social skeet showing that he has two labels:

"Posted 800+ Times an Hour for 48 Days"

and

"Unjerrified".Description of the first label:

"Posted 800+ Times an Hour for 48 Days".

"This user was Jerryposting."
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
receiving extra psychic damage every time i post now. which, fair
screenshot of my post "charmed is charmed for men too" with a label that reads "Posted 800+ Times an Hour for 48 Days"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
damn it
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
does any body else check after every update if jerry is still verified
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Keep your friends jerrified, and your enemies jerrifieder.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
yes, yes i do
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Sentimentalist @sentimentalist.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
All I know is that we didn’t have these problems before @jcsalterego.bsky.social got verified
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
drinking the life juice is how jerry got verified
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
it's all fun and games until the yearly verification review
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This guy gets a blue check?
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Mike Carlucci @mikecarlucci.org · 18/04/2026
You get Jerrified though and the magic really happens
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Eurosky Sebastian @sebastian.eurosky.social · 16/04/2026
I'm being told this is authentic - it's by the people behind this DDOS attack on @bsky.app
the "Nerd in front of a computer" meme with the caption: we sill stop our attack once you unverify jerry
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
“verify jerry” they said “ what could go wrong” they said
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
every time i see the take "bluesky is down because they used AI" i replace "used AI" with "verified jerry" and it works just as well. 100% cause and effect
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